Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Lizard]

Can I buzzkill the buzzkill? That room has more amazing swimmers in it than any other room in the world. If someone was in distress (one of the athletes, a kid from the audience falling into the pool, whatever) about 20 people from inside and outside the pool would all arrive there within 0.01 seconds of each other.

True.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[FoolKiller]

Can I buzzkill the buzzkill? That room has more amazing swimmers in it than any other room in the world. If someone was in distress (one of the athletes, a kid from the audience falling into the pool, whatever) about 20 people from inside and outside the pool would all arrive there within 0.01 seconds of each other.

And likely faster than the lifeguard could get out of his chair.

 

[yabiggoose]

Insurance.
Or an athlete could suddenly have a heart attack or something.

Things happen.

 

[gnomefromnome]

Apparent Netlix captions for stand up added to documentary

 

[FoolKiller]

Every time I see this story they say it's from his stand up special, but those are lines from his Netflix Original show Master of None.

Either he used lines and stories directly from his stand up in his show (very possible) or reporters suck (equally possible).

 

[m8h3r]

Can I buzzkill the buzzkill? That room has more amazing swimmers in it than any other room in the world. If someone was in distress (one of the athletes, a kid from the audience falling into the pool, whatever) about 20 people from inside and outside the pool would all arrive there within 0.01 seconds of each other.

And thus forth the day will be known for the worst non motorised water crash in history, as 17 people collided head on in a multi angle collision.

 

[Lain]

 

[Small_Fryz]

Solid way to pick up a chick?

Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't realize....

 

[yabiggoose]

A handy time to have the friend Mr B. Cutters.

 

[W3H5]

A handy time to have the friend Mr B. Cutters.

A Biro cartridge could pick that lock.

 

[DK]

I want to imagine this guy could withstand any punch, like some sort of anti-Saitama.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

 

[TB]

Speed. I am speed.

 

[Lizard]

Delicious fugu.

 

[axletramp]

I would rather vote for a puffer fish.

 

[Leadfoot530]

 

[Flex0r]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[fortbo]

 

[Lizard]

And apparently it spreads. I need to stay at home with my boyfriend for a long time to make sure it doesn't get out.

 

[Wiegert]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

 

[Liquid]

 

[PeterJB]

Not gonna lie it actually looks alright.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Northstar]

Here's an article about that car as well as what it's looked like before.

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[Dennisch]