Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Anathema]

Job well done?

 

[250 GTO]

 

[TB]

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What kind of Neanderthal puts a nail in the wall with a sledgehammer?

 

[1241Penguin]

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[yabiggoose]

What kind of Neanderthal puts a nail in the wall with a sledgehammer?

A neighbour.

 

[axletramp]

Well things have certainly hotted up in our local elections. This banner appeared this morning (and has since strangely disappeared) on a roundabout near me. In fact you can see my house through the trees behind. Kim Jong-Un would get my vote for sure. Bet he'd sort out the crappy ferry service.

 

[Lizard]

Well things have certainly hotted up in our local elections. This banner appeared this morning (and has since strangely disappeared) on a roundabout near me. In fact you can see my house through the trees behind. Kim Jong-Un would get my vote for sure. Bet he'd sort out the crappy ferry service.

You have a mansion?

And great leader gets my vote too. No one is as good as great leader.

 

[axletramp]

You have a mansion?

I prefer 'substantial Georgian townhouse'.

 

[yabiggoose]

No one is as Glorious™.

 

[Lizard]

I prefer 'substantial Georgian townhouse'.

I am going to come and visit.

 

[axletramp]

I am going to come and visit.

No. No you're not.

 

[Lizard]

No. No you're not.

If I disguise myself as Danny I will get past security.

 

[Carlos]

If I disguise myself as Danny I will get past security.

Or as a Danny

 

[axletramp]

If I disguise myself as Danny I will get past security.

No. No you won't. Danny has a special pass only because he successfully blackmailed me. Check wikileaks for details.

 

[Ken]

Can I come to visit?

 

[Lizard]

No. No you won't. Danny has a special pass only because he successfully blackmailed me. Check wikileaks for details.

Oh you are weak to blackmail. I see.


Well I know all your secrets.

 

[axletramp]

Can I come to visit?

Yes. I'll put you on the guest list.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Check wikileaks for details.

I found the page, it was a bit long so I had to shorten it.
http://bit.ly/1byHTHH

 

[axletramp]

I found the page, it was a bit long so I had to shorten it.
http://bit.ly/1byHTHH

Hmmm... could this be?

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Lizard]

Yes. I'll put you on the guest list.

Why does Ken get to be on the list and not me?

 

[axletramp]

Why does Ken get to be on the list and not me?

Full beard.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Flex0r]

 

[TB]

 

[Leadfoot530]

I don't think that's how that works!

 

[Lizard]

I don't think that's how that works!

No? What have you been doing all this time?

 

[TB]

I don't think that's how that works!

You stick a hose in a hole, her belly gets bigger, there's an explosion of red stuff and *le presto!*... a baby. Seems pretty accurate to me.

 

[Kkj10]

You stick a hose in a hole, her belly gets bigger, there's an explosion of red stuff and *le presto!*... a baby. Seems pretty accurate to me.

There's an explosion of white stuff first

 

[Famine]

Whoever created the Adele one has never heard Adele 'sing'.