Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[gnomefromnome]

 

[Flex0r]

After Boaty McBoatface and many others, when will they learn.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-...binio-orangutan-indonesia/8514554?pfmredir=sm

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Vinylshark]

Why would you tell people how to make him jump off?

 

[Danoff]

It's cute, but also irresponsible.

 

[wfooshee]

 

[Taegon Lewis]

As a Baltimorean native, I support this quote/pic.

 

[Aiko_Mac]

 

[Pete05]

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No need to run. Just break into a gentle jog & you'll get away easy.

 

[yabiggoose]

Lol if you can run faster than 1,230ft/s (muzzle velocity of a Glock 17) go for it.

 

[Pete05]

Lol if you can run faster than 1,230ft/s (muzzle velocity of a Glock 17) go for it.

Yes, but if he drops his gun (thanks to the greasy bucket of ribs he's got belted in to the passenger seat ), he ain't bending over to pick that up

How on earth does this cop even manage to tie his shoe laces

 

[yabiggoose]

Velcro my good man.

 

[W3H5]

Surely he wouldn't be shot just for running away unarmed? There's no justification of defence in that, it'd be barbaric and unlawful, right?

 

[Peter.]

Surely he wouldn't be shot just for running away unarmed? There's no justification of defence in that, it'd be barbaric and unlawful, right?

Sounds about white.

 

[yabiggoose]

Surely he wouldn't be shot just for running away unarmed? There's no justification of defence in that, it'd be barbaric and unlawful, right?

Merica.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Cowboy]

 

[Casey]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Merica.

Way to generalize, you do know they have tasers issued to them.

 

[TB]

Drug Enforcement Agencythday is the best!

 

[Wiegert]

 

[BobK]

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I'd appreciate it if somebody could explain the joke to me.

 

[W3H5]

I'd appreciate it if somebody could explain the joke to me.

Clowns are fireproof?

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I'd appreciate it if somebody could explain the joke to me.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-creative-people-see-the-world
language warning in the comments

 

[TVR27]

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nicki did

 

[250 GTO]

What ever removes focus from that rhinocerossized ass she's dragging around, is a plus in my book.

Anywho

 

[Jimlaad43]

Surely that would just work like air hockey

 

[TB]

Surely that would just work like air hockey

Felt is the opposite of slippery.