Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[TVR27]

 

[Kurei]

@Latvija27, Red x for me.
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(Go listen to the message, it is 'I know what to do', not 'I know what I'm doing')

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Lain]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Leadfoot530]

God, it took me for-freaking-ever to get this one. Jesus.

 

[Lizard]

God, it took me for-freaking-ever to get this one. Jesus.

I still don't get it.

 

[Dennisch]

God, it took me for-freaking-ever to get this one. Jesus.

I still don't get it.

Tssk. Tssk. Both of you hand in your nerd pass.

 

[1241Penguin]

Spoiler

Star Wars episode order

And I haven't even watched a single one of the movies.

 

[Lizard]

Tssk. Tssk. Both of you hand in your nerd pass.

I have never watched a single film all the way through.

 

[Leadfoot530]

Well, I didn't really look at it all that closely when I first saw it.

I have never watched a single film all the way through.

Get out. Now.

 

[Obelisk]

I don't like Star Wars. RIP me.

 

[Kurei]

I just don't see how the math plays any part in that, A Star Wars joke with the punchline being something happening to Jar-Jar would be funnier.

 

[Com Fox]

I don't like Star Wars. RIP me.

That's nothing, me prefering the Prequels over the original and The Force Awakens has gotten me on the Star Wars fandom #1 Most Wanted spot

 

[yabiggoose]

That's nothing, me prefering the Prequels over the original and The Force Awakens has gotten me on the Star Wars fandom #1 Most Wanted spot

That would be reserved for George 'Enhanced Edition' Lucas.

 

[Liquid]

That's nothing, me prefering the Prequels over the original and The Force Awakens has gotten me on the Star Wars fandom #1 Most Wanted spot

Do you want a medal?

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[axletramp]

Haha, that's exactly what I do in campsite shower blo.... wait, I'm not falling for that!

 

[Roo]

Haha, that's exactly what I do in campsite shower blo.... wait, I'm not falling for that!

You don't need to. We already know about your dogging exploits.

 

[axletramp]

You don't need to. We already know about your dogging exploits.

Damn that dash cam!

 

[Com Fox]

Do you want a medal?

If it ain't made out of Chocolate then I ain't sticking and licking.

 

[TB]

Looking around their office while I do a malware scan on a computer, I see this:

Not sure I want to see the stripper that wears those on stage...

 

[Dennisch]

Not sure I want to see the stripper that wears those on stage...

I'm pretty sure those are your stripper boots.

 

[Lizard]

I'm pretty sure those are your stripper boots.

I would make it rain for @TB

 

[250 GTO]

I would make it rain for @TB

Tears?

 

[Danoff]

Looking around their office while I do a malware scan on a computer, I see this:

View attachment 654496

Not sure I want to see the stripper that wears those on stage...

I keep a pair of strippers in my basement for when I need them.

 

[Johnny1996]

I lock my strippers up in my toolbox along with all the other tools I frequently use.

 

[Danoff]

I just realized that actually I have way more studs in my house than strippers. I have so many studs I need a stud finder just to find a particular one I'm interested in.

 

[Dennisch]

I just realized that actually I have way more studs in my house than strippers. I have so many studs I need a stud finder just to find a particular one I'm interested in.

I can't use a stud finder because it starts beeping as I get close.

 

[Obelisk]

I can't use a stud finder because it starts beeping as I get close.

Must be a false positive.

 

[Northstar]