Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Kkj10]

 

[Danoff]

I just realized that actually I have way more studs in my house than strippers. I have so many studs I need a stud finder just to find a particular one I'm interested in.

I call him Douglas.

 

[Silver Arrows]

ignore the tweet, look at the GIF

 

[Kkj10]

I call him Douglas.

That's what we call Scotsmen that have lost their dogs

 

[Dennisch]

ignore the tweet, look at the GIF

We have a thread for gifs.

 

[Obelisk]

I call him Douglas.

That's what we call Scotsmen that have lost their dogs

Stop talking trash about me.

 

[BobK]

ignore the tweet, look at the GIF

What gif?

 

[Cowboy]

 

[Obelisk]

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B88B8BB. Easy.

 

[Northstar]

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Enter Buzz Killington in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

 

[Danoff]

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"It was all 8s, or maybe there was a B or two?"
Response 1: "Ok, yea there's only one plate like that. That's Bill's. Easy to remember huh?".
Response 2: "Ok, yea there are 4 plates like that, all of them registered to Bill."
Response 3: "Crown Vic? It was probably actually the Mercury. Yea I know that guy. We deal with him a lot. He's over there on Choctaw Ave."

I tried to pick a Michigan sounding street name.

 

[fatman_5050]

"It was all 8s, or maybe there was a B or two?"
Response 1: "Ok, yea there's only one plate like that. That's Bill's. Easy to remember huh?".
Response 2: "Ok, yea there are 4 plates like that, all of them registered to Bill."
Response 3: "Crown Vic? It was probably actually the Mercury. Yea I know that guy. We deal with him a lot. He's over there on Choctaw Ave."

I tried to pick a Michigan sounding street name.

As there is for many other things, there's an xkcd for this, too.

 

[gnomefromnome]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[ScottPuss20]

Uhhhhh... OK

 

[Obelisk]

That last picture may not be AUP friendly...

 

[Johnny1996]

I just lost tomorrow's lunch and I haven't even had tomorrow's breakfast yet.

I mean don't get me wrong, I find it mildly funny (probably says a lot about me) but it's also mildly disturbing.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[el fayce]

 

[Danoff]

Are you going to eat that meat? That's basically grass filtered through a cow. Are you going to eat that vegetable? That's pretty much mud and sunlight. Are you going to look at that painting? It's basically just a bunch of paint. Are you going to fly in that plane? It's basically just metal, wires, and jet fuel.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Are you going to eat that meat? That's basically grass filtered through a cow. Are you going to eat that vegetable? That's pretty much mud and sunlight. Are you going to look at that painting? It's basically just a bunch of paint. Are you going to fly in that plane? It's basically just metal, wires, and jet fuel.

This post gave me an existential crisis.

 

[Flex0r]

 

[Lain]

 

[adamp93]

Are you going to eat that meat? That's basically grass filtered through a cow.

*That's not how meat works, it sounds like you've been eating cow ****.

 

[TenEightyOne]

That's not how meat works, it sounds like you've been eating cow ****.

Huh? Sounds like y'all don't know how cows work

 

[Flex0r]

Huh? Sounds like y'all don't know how cows work

 

[Jet Badger]