Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Jimlaad43]

I know the thread title says "No sex" but apparently not "No sexism"....

 

[TRLWNC7396]

Cute about women, but you are more likely to get stabbed just for saying that....

 

[W3H5]

I know the thread title says "No sex" but apparently not "No sexism"....

AUP would supersede thread rules but it seems to be a grey area when it comes to funnies. If it goes against the rules it’ll likely get taken down.

 

[Pupik]

Nah, by the leaving the rules as they are, we can gauge the loneliness and ignorance of our membership in this thread.

 

[GTboyz]

Seems like what I posted is a bit too off for some. My mistake, I'll delete it then.

 

[W3H5]

Nah, by the leaving the rules as they are, we can gauge the loneliness and ignorance of our membership in this thread.

 

[Serge.D]

 

[andrea]

Sancti spiritus

 

[DG_Silva]

Of course Jesus drives an Alfa Romeo - he's the only one who can perform miracles and bring them back when they break down....

 

[EngieDiesel]

 

[W3H5]

Amen

 

[Pupik]

Of course Jesus drives an Alfa Romeo

I was taught Jesus also has an Oldsmobile Omega...or was that an H. Chrysler?

 

[TRLWNC7396]

But God loves Plymouth. Because he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden (of Eden) in a Fury!

 

[NoStopN]

But God loves Plymouth. Because he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden (of Eden) in a Fury!

A Grand Fury at that.

 

[W3H5]

But God loves Plymouth. Because he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden (of Eden) in a Fury!

Only Christians Christines believe that.

 

[MIE1992]

Only Christians Christines believe that.

Yeah, they worship a King, alright.

 

[BobK]

Jesus also had a Honda but never discussed it:

For I did not speak of my own accord.

 

[W3H5]

Jesus also had a Honda but never discussed it:

Pretty sure Himself would have had a CR-X.

Just seems fitting.

 

[Pupik]

Pretty sure Himself would have had a CR-X.

Just seems fitting.

Right-hand drive, naturally.

 

[DG_Silva]

 

[Dennisch]

Hillary is on her way.

 

[MatskiMonk]

Hillary is on her way.

Maybe... or...

Also...

Find someone that looks at you the way Small arms corp. Lieutenant Colonel George Harvey looks at his weapon when it's being fired by the Queen.

 

[Dennisch]

Maybe... or...

Billiard Flinton, at your service.

 

[XJ40]

Poor thing can't hold her liquor.

 

[PeterJB]

Maybe... or...

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Also...

Find someone that looks at you the way Small arms corp. Lieutenant Colonel George Harvey looks at his weapon when it's being fired by the Queen.

How easy is it to smuggle a reckless chauffeur into prison?

 

[Danoff]

Hillary is on her way.

Aside from those already mentioned, perhaps Trump is on his way.

 

[TexRex]

 

[EngieDiesel]

And the one that's tightened down is going to take the mounting screw it's attached to out of the I/O panel rather than just coming loose, which is always a blast when you can't get to the back of the computer easily and the new plug simply won't stay seated without both screws present.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Liquid]