Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Michael88]

 

[Dennisch]

View attachment 1200819

 

[Adamgp]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[Danoff]

Let's not pretend that the hobbit trilogy was good...

 

[Barra333]

It would have been a good movie. Stretching it into a trilogy was greedy.

 

[Pupik]

I even bought a can, half expecting a springy snake thing would pop out of it.

Also, why did this product take 30 years to appear on the market?

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

How are Dee's Nuts? Salty?










I regret nothing.

 

[Touring Mars]

Let's not pretend that the hobbit trilogy was good...

I bought 'The Hobbit' on-spec as my first ever HD download on the PS3, and I've only ever watched it twice... once to watch it for the first time, and once more to check that I didn't just imagine it and that it really was that bad.

I think I'd rather listen to Yoko Ono than watch it ever again...

... or preferably neither.

 

[Serge.D]

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[W3H5]

But is it Kosher?

 

[Pupik]

But is it Kosher?

Anything with fins and scales are kosher. Shellfish and other sea creatures are not. So whales, porpoises, and dolphins are not kosher because they lack scales. Hence, why they needed manna...also, descending whales (and flowerpots) would crush them.

I do enjoy a lobster roll, though.

 

[W3H5]

Anything with fins and scales are kosher. Shellfish and other sea creatures are not...so no Yom Lobster celebrations. So whales, porpoises, and dolphins are not kosher because they lack scales.

I must be Jewish be default as I have an intolerance to shellfish and tentically things.

I do love a good halibut though.

 

[DG_Silva]

I do love a good halibut though.

Good enough for Jehovah?

 

[W3H5]

Shhhhhhh! Are you mad!?

 

[Jimlaad43]

History in real time. Put this WhatsApp message in a museum

 

[W3H5]

Lettuce congratulate the vegetable…

 

[wfooshee]

Congratulate her for leaving??

Oh! Wrong vegetable! Sorry...

 

[DG_Silva]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[666666]

Anything with fins and scales are kosher. Shellfish and other sea creatures are not. So whales, porpoises, and dolphins are not kosher because they lack scales. Hence, why they needed manna...also, descending whales (and flowerpots) would crush them.

I do enjoy a lobster roll, though.

The Magrathean sperm whalewas the co-product of the Infinite Improbability Drive and its reality-warping field interacting with two guided missiles above Magrathea, the other outcome being a bowl of petunias.

Not just a flower pot

 

[W3H5]

Not again!

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Jimlaad43]

 

[Michael88]

This gets posted every Halloween - and it never gets old!

 

[Michael88]

 

[UKMikey]

More like the Valkyrior if those bats get hungry.

 

[Liquid]