Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Dennisch]

That joke is also available in Dutch.

 

[Spacegoat]

Hope this one isn't a repost:

I remember my father telling that joke when I was a kid. Still funny after all those years.

 

[W3H5]

 

[RACECAR]

2nd pic

 

[Brett]

^ Cats FTW. They are mysterious creatures. I'm sure I was one in a past form. The Midicloriens have left a residual effect.

Were cats formerly Jedi in this galaxy or a galaxy far, far away?

 

[TB]

 

[Keef]

 

[GregTheStig]

"A old Chinese saying"

My OCD senses are tingling...

 

[Racedude]

 

[W3H5]

Keef, I don't get it. It looks like her arm is broken or something!

 

[Antonisbob]

Keef, I don't get it. It looks like her arm is broken or something!

Look where the Beer's going.

 

[W3H5]

I still don't get it.

 

[terminator363]

Shem is in a deep and infinite loop of confusion.

You can get through it buddy, we're all with you man.

 

[W3H5]

Yup. I'm lost.

 

[toymdngn]

I'm 99.99% sure that the girl on the left stayed with my family during a foreign exchange student stay and that we may have hooked up a time or fourteenth....

Hello Isabella!

 

[White & Nerdy]

I'm too smart to do drugs, but from watching episodes of Alaska State Troopers that doesn't look like a greenhouse. Marijuana needs ventilation and light to grow, and by the looks of it you could only fit a few plants in there.

You watch Alaska State Troopers?

I don't. Must be on cable or something.

 

[Slick Rick]

When I was in school we just used to draw dicks everywhere... Simpler times I guess :/

 

[Liquid]

I'm 99.99% sure that the girl on the left stayed with my family during a foreign exchange student stay and that we may have hooked up a time or fourteenth....

Hello Isabella!

Girl on the right looks better.

Just sayin'.

 

[TheBook]

*beer pouring onto arm*

That... That's alcohol abuse!

 

[axletramp]

Dislocated elbow too - now that's drunk!

 

[Pyle_PMG]

Sorry if repost

 

[Solid Lifters]

Small_Fryz on the right looks better.

Just sayin'.

Fixed it for you.

 

[axletramp]

I must say he's getting the hang of his new cross-dressing lifestyle!

 

[Liquid]

Fixed it for you.

7/10 plus alcohol.

WOULD BANG.

 

[W3H5]

 

[axletramp]

The day that Yoda discovered the Force was quicker and cheaper than half a dozen bottles of Lambrini...

 

[W3H5]

Cheaper than Lambrini? Never. That stuff works out about 50p a litre!

 

[Danny]

Lambrini tastes like nuclear fallout.

 

[axletramp]

Ha! Drawn out by my trickery - Shem knows how much it costs and Danny knows what it tastes like! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahahahahahahahaha....

 

[W3H5]

Worked for Thresher for 2 years. Perfect excuse right there.