Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[kennylmao]

I'm not sure if this is acceptable, please let me know if it isn't.

Took this the other day on my tv. It isn't about prostitutes but a cheap Chinese kung fu movie with English dub.


2012-03-20-112 by kvin_lo, on Flickr

 

[Liquid]

Double negatives are common here in broad Derbyshire, "You don't get no one more", etc.

Classy.

Double negatives aren't always incorrect.

I do not disagree; This is not unacceptable.
Double negatives which are acceptable, typically as weakened affirmatives.

"I didn't see nothing" (I saw nothing, I didn't see anything);
"I don't know nothing about nothing" (I don't know anything, I know nothing.) and so on.
Double negatives that used to be acceptable, but are now non-standard and considered poor grammar.

Sincerely,

Doctor No Life of the University of Find Something Better To Study.

 

[lemansfanatic]

The plane was actually being towed. The story is on Jalopnik.

Wha? noo way!!

 

[che69velle]

MEANWHILE, IN SLOVAKIA...

Q what do you drive
A a mig 29
lol

 

[Alex p.]

Sincerely, Doctor No Life of the University of Find Something Better To Study.

👍

 

[Solid Lifters]

 

[axletramp]

"Whooooo-oooooh, my sex is on fire."

 

[spunwicked]

Double negatives aren't always incorrect.

I do not disagree; This is not unacceptable.
Double negatives which are acceptable, typically as weakened affirmatives.

"I didn't see nothing" (I saw nothing, I didn't see anything);
"I don't know nothing about nothing" (I don't know anything, I know nothing.) and so on.
Double negatives that used to be acceptable, but are now non-standard and considered poor grammar.

Sincerely,

Doctor No Life of the University of Find Something Better To Study.

Eh? Thanks for the clarification duck, I think? 👍

 

[RACECAR]

Is this what the Doctors are talking about by that burning sensation?

 

[axletramp]

How weird. They're all wearing glasses...

 

[spunwicked]

Is this what the Doctors are talking about by that burning sensation?

Speaking of which, on Sunday my head chef and I decided it would be really funny to put some crumbled up ghost chilli in one of our chef's green tea drink (he has it in a lidded beaker). Much hilarity ensued.

Until I took a trip to the bathroom for a quick leak. 5 minutes later my balls were burning - I hadn't washed my hands between the crumbling of the pepper and the visit to the bathroom. Ouch!

 

[axletramp]

Why were you feeling your balls in the toilet?

 

[spunwicked]

- you know AT, I usually use 'the force' to handle my privates when I want to take a slash but this time I thought I would try manual.

 

[W3H5]

^ That is a skill I'm yet to see proven possible.

 

[Liquid]

^ That is a skill I'm yet to see proven possible.

Autoslash?

The force is weak with this one. It's quite easy.

 

[axletramp]

Are you taking the sith?

 

[spunwicked]

Are you taking the sith?

Yoda better not be

 

[Liquid]

You need to stop these puns, you need to shake it off otherwise urine a bad position.

 

[W3H5]

Autoslash?

The force is weak with this one. It's quite easy.

I think you're confusing resting your parts in the fly and going 'no handed' with being able unbutton, whip out and put back away again using the power of thought.

Are you taking the sith?

I know, what a Sideous thought!

You need to stop these puns, you need to shake it off otherwise urine a bad position.

I'd much rather a lovely young lady shake me, or should I say Padme down.

Oh no. It's begun.

 

[spunwicked]

Thanks for the backup Shem 👍

 

[poolhaas]

 

[PeterJB]

Every. Single. Night.

 

[GregTheStig]

Same goes for my dog. He's not really a lap dog either, even though he thinks he is >.<

Speaking of dogs, I thought the baby's reaction was funny as hell.

 

[Rossell2]

That is put simply the cutest baby I've seen

 

[gottago2]

I HAVE A TANK

made this the other day i've always wanted to see something like this, but i never have.... or at least till now lol

 

[Solid Lifters]

Glass Door = 1
Chick with two milk shakes = 0

 

[Liquid]

How was there someone ready to take an exact picture of the milkshake moment?

 

[Solid Lifters]

How was there someone ready to take an exact picture of the milkshake moment?

I think it's a still from a video.

However, she could be a The Goonies fan and staged it. Who really knows?

 

[Liquid]

Pardon the girl having a moustache.

And the 6 pixels involved in the making of this picture.

 

[Alex p.]

Lol!