Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Peter.]

 

[ParkourVeyron]

More FWPs than you can point a stick that sheds its bark all over your hand at.
http://i.imgur.com/7s32E.jpg

#14... I encountered a two-inch long one walking down the hall at three in the morning after watching Amnesia videos... I almost had a meltdown.

I know a lot of people may not get this, but here goes: (Yes, it's off of Reddit, don't bark at me please)

http://i.imgur.com/TRNdD.jpg

Linked because not sure if against AUP.

 

[nick09]

 

[HumanDestroyah]

 

[Lucas]

Pokemon - Rare candies

But what about the EVs? What about the EVs?!

 

[Downhill Dino]

They can be made up later.

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

-> ...

 

[Ibonibo]

Bunnies 60 bucks? I give them away free and have problems to find takers!

 

[W3H5]

^

*shudders*

 

[axletramp]

I know I do!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Found another 'Merica

Plus

 

[TheCracker]

Warning: A bit texty.



Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with 🤬 ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A 🤬 CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all 🤬 day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE 🤬 EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a 🤬 Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a 🤬 pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY 🤬 WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet 🤬 Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some 🤬 into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like 🤬 corn on the cob. Like a 🤬 typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN 🤬 EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE 🤬 CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER 🤬 SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing life a 🤬 pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even 🤬 think I’m about to open this 🤬 and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY 🤬 MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU 🤬 SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO 🤬 TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS 🤬 BACK TOGETHER.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

 

[axletramp]

Well I'd still eat it.

 

[Luminis]

burritobomination

LOL! I'm SO going to call my friends that whenever they're annoying me!

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Put it on a plate, cut it open, mix it up. Enjoy.

 

[CodeRedR51]

cosplay[./IMG][/QUOTE]

👍 to the Asian though. :sly:

 

[OwensRacing]

That burrito would pretty much become a missile with its coordinates locked onto the choad that made the the things forehead. LMAO

Wouldn't be pleased at all.

 

[Pupik]

How does that even happen? Was it spun in a centrifuge?

 

[Solid Lifters]

He probably recognized the douchebag who ordered it and made it for him that way.

 

[Frostyboys]

That burrito looked like 7 layer dip at first sight(well a portion)

 

[nick09]

 

[RocZX]

 

[carracerptp]

What add-on is that? Looks cool.

 

[nick09]

What add-on is that? Looks cool.

Comes with Firefox normally these days. Pretty much you can inspect parts of a website and see how it's made.

 

[DK]

👍 to the Asian though.

Agreed.

 

[CodeRedR51]

Comes with Firefox normally these days. Pretty much you can inspect parts of a website and see how it's made.

Didn't work for me?

 

[nick09]

Works for me.

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

Found another 'Merica

Yes, because typos only happen in America.

Anyway

 

[Peter.]

 

[Famine]

Comes with Firefox normally these days.

Not quite. It's the Tilt3D Firefox extension.