Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[wfooshee]

A short stack is just pancakes, less than four, probably.

 

[axletramp]

Cheers. 👍

*bird strike pic*

Perfectly placed crap mark.

 

[CodeRedR51]

I hit a pigeon with my windshield several months ago and it left almost the same mark.

 

[Minty]

Its called powder down apparently.

I read about it in Cracked yesterday, conveniently enough. Can't find that exact article, though.

 

[nick09]

 

[Dennisch]

Sinterklaas en Zwarte Piet are back in the country!

 

[Liquid]

Ah, Zwarte Piet. The acceptable form of racism.

 

[Dennisch]

Ah, Zwarte Piet. The acceptable form of racism.

Only when you're Dutch.

 

[dice1998]

 

[Minty]

 

[Liquid]

Absolutely true.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Ah, Zwarte Piet. The acceptable form of racism.

I don't know what's more racist. Forgeting he ever existed, like here in America, or having a white Dutch guy play as him?

Oh yeah, none of it is racism.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Pupik]

Sinterklaas en Zwarte Piet are back in the country!

You've got bits of brain in your hair.

 

[nealcropper]

Minty I chuckled at that.


Everyone else would say that they LOL'd, but we all know that people don't actually do that.......do they?

 

[Dennisch]

You've got bits of brain in your hair.

That is because I was riding next to the little blond girl when Vincent shot her.

 

[Caz]

Quick banner i made on my phone for my bf3 platoon server.

 

[Dennisch]

A bit offensive to the majestic pigs, don't you think?

 

[RocZX]

 

[Caz]

A bit offensive to the majestic pigs, don't you think?

Lol

 

[DK]

May I provide an 8th method: make them pilot a giant anime mecha.

 

[toymdngn]

I hit a pigeon with my windshield several months ago and it left almost the same mark.

I was on the PCH a couple of years ago and came over a crest and nailed a big seagull butt-first with my windshield. Probably launched him a good 20 feet in the air before he started flapping his wings again.

 

[CodeRedR51]

My dad hit a bird with the antenna on his truck before. All the space in the world and that bird had to be in that 1/8 inch of space to get hit by it.

 

[toymdngn]

I was at a Motel somewhere in southern california once and walked out of my room only to find a Ford F-350 with what appeared to be a blue jay stuck in the grill. I left a note under the wiper, only to see this little old lady walk out to the truck and not notice the note before grabbing something and going back to her room. I figured I'd remove the carcass so that she wouldn't have to, only to realize once I got the bird off, there was another one in the same exact position stuck to the grill directly behind it. That second one didn't come off very cleanly though.. :|

 

[Dooblewasur]

If mods find this offensive, by all means...

http://www.adventuremormon.com/
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[nealcropper]

If mods find this offensive, by all means...



http://www.adventuremormon.com/

That's not offensive, more stating the obvious, lol.

 

[Dooblewasur]

That's not offensive, more stating the obvious, lol.

 

[Small_Fryz]

For some reason these just resignate with me.

 

[W3H5]

Go home Dion, you're sober!

 

[Cano]

hahahaha, awesome