Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[axletramp]

Facepalm alert.

That was quite incredible. Who leaves school without being able to tell the time?

 

[TheCracker]

Facepalm alert.

 

[Touring Mars]

Yeah, that's right everyone, SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY! OR ELSE!

Rapture hatch? What about a Raptor Hatch?

 

[Bopop4]

Does anyone else think that this sounds like something that could be off of Portal?

I'd say more of a Bioshock thing.

 

[Deko Wolf-GTPT]

Apologies if this has been posted before, of it doesn't belong here. But I just couldn't help myself as puns are my weak point and I will laugh even at the most simple use of such.

Can we have a pun dedicated thread?

 

[Bopop4]

Extremely long post with the minions parodying different movies and video games.

 

[GENERALSAVANT]

I've been looking around but can anyone tell me how to post a gif?
I'm not really sure where to even find the embedded code?

 

[Danny]

The same way that you post a regular image. We have a dedicated Funny Gifs thread though.

 

[GENERALSAVANT]

Thanks

 

[Jimlaad43]

This is the full version.

 

[wfooshee]

See, the second part of that helpful post....
Repeated here:

Funny Gifs

 

[Bopop4]

This is the full version.

That's even better.

 

[Pupik]

Not funny. Offensive at the least.

I would have just said, welcome to 2003.

(Never mind that a swiveling head is probably what prevents "retard" from getting killed.)

 

[Jimlaad43]

That's even better.

And the problem is, it's so true. Vegans make some of the stupidest posts on the internet (not all of them, just the extremists).

 

[Touring Mars]

I like vegans...

.. but I couldn't eat a whole one.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Stupid Vegan time!

Swear: http://i.imgur.com/aKUw9.jpg

This one is the best to read, but it has swears: http://i.imgur.com/wkcesPw.jpg

While reading this, I had a sudden urge to eat lots of meat. I may have to do this.

 

[Bopop4]

^All of my yes.

(And people think vaccines cause autism?)


I like this version of the KFC better.



"Death growls"

 

[TB]

This one is the best to read, but it has swears: http://i.imgur.com/wkcesPw.jpg

Resurgence of death caused by TB? Resurgence? That would indicate that at some point I'd stopped!

 

[CodeRedR51]

Rapture hatch? What about a Raptor Hatch?

We have one of these on our office door.

 

[CodeRedR51]

 

[Jimlaad43]

E.T. eh?

 

[Solid Lifters]

In Close Encounters of the Third you can see a R2D2 action figure glued to the bottom of the 'mother ship' when it comes in for a landing.

And, in Indiana Jones movie, you can see R2D2 and C3P0 in the tomb scene.

 

[TB]

Don't forget:

from Temple of Doom.

 

[Bopop4]

"MERRY FLICKERING CHRISTMAS!"

 

[Azure Flare]

Nintendo is desperate for anything.

And Sony can get a little... freaky.

 

[Jimlaad43]

 

[Bopop4]

It got me.



Best physics.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Dude, do it in order, follow point 1 first.

 

[Bopop4]

Dude, do it in order, follow point 1 first.

I forgot that what I got to part 3.

 

[Emptyone]

Best physics.

5 seconds to fall, 50m displacement, and 50m/s velocity. Ouch