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UKMikey
'Kay.

Why?
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Had to do a hard swerve to avoid some cock on the road and ended up blowing his load.
 
A bit late on this one.

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TexRex
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Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium

A food company executive was arrested on a pair of charges after reportedly biting a man’s nose in a parking garage in Fayetteville on Saturday night.
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Imagine being a Chief Operating Officer and turning completely savage over less than $1000 in vehicular damage. I can only wince how he would've reacted had the Hogs lost the game.

Maybe it's a zombie thing? I'm a snot, must be a bigger snot...eat another's nose to have their power!
 
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TexRex
Indeed. Sit back and let Darwinism do its thing.

(Referring to the FDA's warning.)
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Calling random stupid things a person does is NOT a "life-hack". The FDA shouldn't have to put out a release saying to use medication as directed.
 
Like and Subscribe for my Pool-ed Pork recipes featuring HCl...they've passed the bromine test, and the flavor will shock you!
 
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Aren't you supposed to marinate meat in things that taste good, not in things that taste worse than the bile at the bottom of an empty stomach?
 
I prefer Pepto Bismol myself, but to each their own.
 
You know, I grew up during the "Xtreme Sports!" era (plywood + cinderblocks=fun!) and somehow all that stupid crap seems far more sensible than what seemingly passes for kids definition of fun these days. :odd:



^I knew this would happen eventually, I just didn't expect it to occur in my early-30's. :(
 
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Northstar
You know, I grew up during the "Xtreme Sports!" era (plywood + cinderblocks=fun!) and somehow all that stupid crap seems far more sensible than what seemingly passes for kids definition of fun these days. :odd:



^I knew this would happen eventually, I just didn't expect it to occur in my early-30's. :(
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When we packed up the kid for college, we bought him a container of Tide pods and told him not to eat them. :p
 
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Touring Mars
To be fair, the water does look a bit choppy. I'm sure that once it's out in the Atlantic Ocean everything will be fine...

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Too soon.
 
Tom Morello, guitarist with Rage Against The Machine, congratulates his former bandmate Carolyn Bertozzi on winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry yesterday.

 

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