Funny/Strange News Stories

[05XR8]

Erebus staffer charged with assault and false report

Repco Supercars Championship - Sydney SuperNight at Sydney Motorsport Park Police had been told the 20-year-old man was assaulted by

speedcafe.com

 

[sirjim73]

I think this qualifies as strange/unusual:

Wojtek: The bear who was a private in the Polish army

The bear was enlisted into the Polish army and served alongside soldiers during World War Two.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Scaff]

I think this qualifies as strange/unusual:

Wojtek: The bear who was a private in the Polish army

The bear was enlisted into the Polish army and served alongside soldiers during World War Two.

www.bbc.co.uk

I will see your bear and raise it with a Penguin.

The Penguin has rank as well.

Nils Olav - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Meythia]

I will see your bear and raise it with a Penguin.

It seems there are more of them, though no penguin on this specific list:

13 Heroic Military Animals You Had No Idea Existed

Everyone knows their pet would stand beside them in their time of need, but what if they went above and beyond? History is full of decorated war animals who risked life and limb by sticking by the sides of the soldiers who needed them most. These animal war heroes have all been distinguished for...

www.ranker.com

TIL: GI Joe was a bird 😵

 

[PaMu1337]

Russia fines Google $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

US tech giant receives $2.5 decillion penalty after taking action against Russian propaganda

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Famine]

Russia fines Google $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

US tech giant receives $2.5 decillion penalty after taking action against Russian propaganda

www.independent.co.uk

 

[UKMikey]

Let us know when it reaches a googol.

 

[EngieDiesel]

Russia fines Google $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

US tech giant receives $2.5 decillion penalty after taking action against Russian propaganda

www.independent.co.uk

Eh, no biggie. Just take out a small loan from Zimbabwe and it'll be sorted easy:

 

[Joey D]

Maybe they meant rubles since that probably works out to be six bucks with how worthless the Russkis' money is.

 

[Touring Mars]

Maybe they meant rubles since that probably works out to be six bucks with how worthless the Russkis' money is.

They should have made it a Googol, which would have worked out at around $400.

 

[Darla Starch]

Maybe they meant rubles since that probably works out to be six bucks with how worthless the Russkis' money is.

Pay it in Robux

 

[Liquid]

Eh, no biggie. Just take out a small loan from Zimbabwe and it'll be sorted easy:

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Proud owner of one of these. In fact, I have Z$100,011,500,000,507.

 

[Touring Mars]

Eh, no biggie. Just take out a small loan from Zimbabwe and it'll be sorted easy:

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Not quite as easy as you might think.

Even with bills of "100 trillion" denomination, you'd still need a stack of bills so high it would reach 1/16th of the way to Proxima Centauri, or about 1.5 trillion miles.

 

[GBO Possum]

Not quite as easy as you might think.

Even with bills of "100 trillion" denomination, you'd still need a stack of bills so high it would reach 1/16th of the way to Proxima Centauri, or about 1.5 trillion miles.

Would the guy who stopped at Mars actually know this stuff?

 

[UKMikey]

Surfer bitten by shark again at same beach 11 years apart

He was 16 in 2013 when a blacktip reef shark bit his hand

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Sprite]

Guess the shark came back to fin-ish the business.

 

[Blitz24]

Guess the shark came back to fin-ish the business.

They'll have a nice reunion in 2035.

 

[HenrySwanson]

 

[eran0004]

Not quite as easy as you might think.

Even with bills of "100 trillion" denomination, you'd still need a stack of bills so high it would reach 1/16th of the way to Proxima Centauri, or about 1.5 trillion miles.

If they pay it in nickels, the combined mass of the coins would be around 10 000 times bigger than the mass of our solar system. Would be fun to drop that sack of coins on Putin’s foot and see it collapse into a supermassive black hole.

If the sack is dropped from one meter above Putin’s foot, the energy on impact (note that Putin’s foot would smash into the sack of coins rather the other way around) would be equivalent to the yield of 3x10^20 “Little Boy” atomic bombs.

 

[UKMikey]

More on the funny side than the strange side and perhaps not exactly news, but this automotive/videogame related story has just been confirmed. Sorry if it's been posted elsewhere:

 

[EngieDiesel]

More on the funny side than the strange side and perhaps not exactly news, but this automotive/videogame related story has just been confirmed. Sorry if it's been posted elsewhere:

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Yeah, Ferrari has done this before and is known to have cracked down pretty hard on tuners and replica makers in the past, not to mention imposing some pretty wild requirements for purchasing certain cars. If I remember correctly, anyone who wanted an Enzo had to write an essay of a certain length explaining their history of Ferrari ownership.

 

[UKMikey]

Yeah, Ferrari has done this before and is known to have cracked down pretty hard on tuners and replica makers in the past, not to mention imposing some pretty wild requirements for purchasing certain cars. If I remember correctly, anyone who wanted an Enzo had to write an essay of a certain length explaining their history of Ferrari ownership.

Wow. Anyone who likes to go vroom vroom really fast in virtual cars must be glad that the S.p.A. don't apply similarly stringent limits on their cars' representation in videogames.

 

[Blitz24]

Wow. Anyone who likes to go vroom vroom really fast in virtual cars must be glad that the S.p.A. don't apply similarly stringent limits on their cars' representation in videogames.

Great, I'm now banned from buying a Ferrari because I modified one in GT5.

 

[eran0004]

More on the funny side than the strange side and perhaps not exactly news, but this automotive/videogame related story has just been confirmed. Sorry if it's been posted elsewhere:

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The logic of McLeanBen is a little flawed though when he claims it’s like renting. Ferrari didn’t stop him from modifying his car, they just refused to sell him another one.

 

[EngieDiesel]

Wow. Anyone who likes to go vroom vroom really fast in virtual cars must be glad that the S.p.A. don't apply similarly stringent limits on their cars' representation in videogames.

Though not entirely surprising. It's been said that when they first started selling road cars, Enzo would personally interview each prospective buyer to make sure they were buying the car to use it as a sports car, and not as an investment. So I guess it does make sense that the car bearing his full name would have some similar conditions attached to it.



Meanwhile, in the "didn't have that on my bingo card" category... someone has stolen Britain's largest inflatable planetarium.

Britain's largest inflatable planetarium stolen

Have you seen this dome? It's full of stars

www.theregister.com

 

[Famine]

Britain's largest inflatable planetarium.

Surely Britain's onliest inflatable planetarium.