Funny things in GT5
- Thread starter dylansan
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- p360eter1
After notecing thet Mt. Fuji does not have its famous snow cap the only result I can come to is that it is getting hotter because it is close to a BIG ERUPTION ........ that would make an interesting race.
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- GTP_crimson
As the tarmac starts splitting, the ground quakes as the pressure builds...
...And in later laps, magma seeps thru the fissures in the ground, pooling in the lower parts of the track. You'd better be A-speccing the race, cause Bob will take a more 'proper' line and drive right into his face-melting demise.
Then as the race is ending, Mt. Fuji blows it's cap, and it's a race to break outta the track and to higher ground, for the slow cars turn into lavabricks.
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How about a mode where you have to escape the evil truck? In the middle of a desert, or route 66, in an old muscle car. You can be killed/crushed by the truck, but if you get rammed off the road or stop the psycho gets out and chainsaws you.
Second idea - the werecar from Futurama. You play as the were car of have to escape from it...
Second idea - the werecar from Futurama. You play as the were car of have to escape from it...
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How about a sabotage mode where you have to stick an, Orange/Banana/Apple/Pineapple in the other drivers mufflers.
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- P_Balance
Sabotage? That doesn't really work.
Please, we have enough evidence as to why Polophony Digital doesn't waste time reading forums such as these.
Stop adding fuel to the fire.
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- Addison,Texas
- GTP_RACECAR
How about shooting tires at your opponents? This was a funny feature in a NASCAR game(I forgot which one). Also would be hilarious to see your opponent blow up running into a mine, spinning over a banana or oil slick, or getting shrunk.
@Kamus: What exactly does this particular thread have to do with PD reading or not reading these forums? this thread is for fun, not the actual develop of the game. I hope this is just a joke because it sounds like a distasteful negative comment.
@Kamus: What exactly does this particular thread have to do with PD reading or not reading these forums? this thread is for fun, not the actual develop of the game. I hope this is just a joke because it sounds like a distasteful negative comment.
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- GTP_dylansan
- MINICOOPER120
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Just going through his list of other posts he's done, he seems like a very negative person overall. But oh well, lets not let him bother us!
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- MKV57
It would be cool if PD included a special dealer from which you could buy movie cars. Take for example, a General Lee stunt double.
Imagine...
The red Suzuki Escudo is roaring down a dirt track. Among the scream from his dual six cylinders, he hears a faint chime of Dixieland. He looks up through the window to see a bright orange blob fly overhead...
Imagine...
The red Suzuki Escudo is roaring down a dirt track. Among the scream from his dual six cylinders, he hears a faint chime of Dixieland. He looks up through the window to see a bright orange blob fly overhead...
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- Los Angeles
- GTP_DrivingPark
- Finetales
How 'bout the final mini-game of doom:
Escape the Lava From Yellowstone's Mega Eruption In Two-Thousand-someting Through a Crowded City In Rush Hour!
:-)
Escape the Lava From Yellowstone's Mega Eruption In Two-Thousand-someting Through a Crowded City In Rush Hour!
:-)
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- Penthouse
How about a bunch of indestructible flying cars on the street of Seattle? Now that would be funny in the real driving simulator.
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- Addison,Texas
- GTP_RACECAR
Hmmm, kinda contradicts calling it The Real Driving Simulator when there are flying machines involved.How about a bunch of indestructible flying cars on the street of Seattle? Now that would be funny in the real driving simulator.
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- Penthouse
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- Addison,Texas
- GTP_RACECAR
I can just see it now, Cars flying up the hill(rather then driving due to their lack of tires), Boy that would look like Star wars Pod Racer, without the over -sized turbine engines.
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- Mount Pleasant, SC, USA
- Fnord
And goes about a million MPH.
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- Hammerhead Garage
Who wants to see this baby take on the Nurburgring?
Actually, the only place you'd be able to take Bagger 288 (that's it's name) is a stage on the salt flats of Utah where they set land speed records because you you can't really drive it around town. Or around anything, for that matter.
Top speed is less than one km/h. That's right, this baby would get its backside handed to it on a silver platter by the 1886 Mercedes-Benz Wagen in GT4!
Actually, the only place you'd be able to take Bagger 288 (that's it's name) is a stage on the salt flats of Utah where they set land speed records because you you can't really drive it around town. Or around anything, for that matter.
Top speed is less than one km/h. That's right, this baby would get its backside handed to it on a silver platter by the 1886 Mercedes-Benz Wagen in GT4!
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- GTP_DrivingPark
- Finetales
I would love to see that. Spectators (if any) would have to be at least 200 feet from the track to avoid being crushed by either the vehicle or the flying trees and buildings caused by it.
:-)
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