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Go heavy but work up to it. Learn how to do movements correctly by reading and watching guys like Dean Somerset, Tony Gentilcore, Stuart McGill, the EliteFTS guys, and people they associate with. Social media makes it really easy to see who knows and works with whom, and to evaluate reputation and expertise. Don't be afraid to use machines in the mean time.
When my legs start getting sore from sitting too much, I definitely know it's time to stop slacking. After I stopped walking so much in school and before I started working out, my legs and my back were literally in agonizing pain. It was like some kind of palsy atrophying sensation. But I haven't had that in a while. Just gainz.
What does your gym program look like? The first two weeks I just did machines. Mostly hammer strength machines. I started by doing the 5 basic movements as prescribed in Body By Science. I.e., a squat, a hip hinge, a press, a vertical pull, and a horizontal pull. Just do as heavy as you can manage on the machines, and go ultra slow as to take momentum out of the movements.
There were exceptions in the squat and hip hinge. For those, I did kettlebell goblet squats because I was mostly preparing to be able to back squat for real. That was technique prep along with the extensive mobility work I did for four months prior. (It's so important to open your hips and be able to track your knees outside of your pinky toe.)
Strength prep came from leg extensions, hamstring curls, and SINGLE LEG leg presses. (Important! Single leg presses save your back by halving the weight. I hurt my back since the machine at my gym had no contour for support and this sidelined me for 2 weeks) And for the hip hinges I did single-leg romanian deadlifts, focusing on maintaining neutral spine and balance.
I did all of that on one day per week in order to prepare myself for real work so as not to be so sore that I lost motivation. Then I moved to a three day split where I hit legs on monday, back on wednesday, and chest and arms on friday.
Despite my preparatory efforts, I was still about as sore as a focus group in a dildo factory the day following each workout. But after two weeks of work the post-workout DOMs wasn't nearly as bad. That's when I began transitioning into the powerlifting trinity of squat/dead/bench as the real pillars of my workouts, especially since now I could (A) squat properly and (B) perform a proper pushup (not easy when you're 300).
Today I do something like Johnnie Candito's linear strength program. It's 4 days of gym per week with breaks on wednesdays and weekends.
When my legs start getting sore from sitting too much, I definitely know it's time to stop slacking. After I stopped walking so much in school and before I started working out, my legs and my back were literally in agonizing pain. It was like some kind of palsy atrophying sensation. But I haven't had that in a while. Just gainz.
What does your gym program look like? The first two weeks I just did machines. Mostly hammer strength machines. I started by doing the 5 basic movements as prescribed in Body By Science. I.e., a squat, a hip hinge, a press, a vertical pull, and a horizontal pull. Just do as heavy as you can manage on the machines, and go ultra slow as to take momentum out of the movements.
There were exceptions in the squat and hip hinge. For those, I did kettlebell goblet squats because I was mostly preparing to be able to back squat for real. That was technique prep along with the extensive mobility work I did for four months prior. (It's so important to open your hips and be able to track your knees outside of your pinky toe.)
Strength prep came from leg extensions, hamstring curls, and SINGLE LEG leg presses. (Important! Single leg presses save your back by halving the weight. I hurt my back since the machine at my gym had no contour for support and this sidelined me for 2 weeks) And for the hip hinges I did single-leg romanian deadlifts, focusing on maintaining neutral spine and balance.
I did all of that on one day per week in order to prepare myself for real work so as not to be so sore that I lost motivation. Then I moved to a three day split where I hit legs on monday, back on wednesday, and chest and arms on friday.
Despite my preparatory efforts, I was still about as sore as a focus group in a dildo factory the day following each workout. But after two weeks of work the post-workout DOMs wasn't nearly as bad. That's when I began transitioning into the powerlifting trinity of squat/dead/bench as the real pillars of my workouts, especially since now I could (A) squat properly and (B) perform a proper pushup (not easy when you're 300).
Today I do something like Johnnie Candito's linear strength program. It's 4 days of gym per week with breaks on wednesdays and weekends.
- Mondays are heavy squats and deadlifts (I pick which I feel like featuring or focusing on more) followed by leg extensions and hamstring curls. Monday is also chicken wing night. 20 to 25, 49 cent wings at the local spot for recovery.
- Tuesday is heavy bench day followed by heavy horizontal pull and volume vertical pull and elastic shoulder exercises (face pulls, etc)
- Wednesday is rest and wing-pooing night.
- Thursday is pause squats for control and volume, easy romanian deadlifts or light deadlifts in olympic shoes for more of a deficit pull. These are more to train the glutes and resist spinal flexion. Never load a compromised spinal position. I follow them with abdominal pike rollouts until I can't stay stable on the ball. It doesn't take very long-- these things are killer. Then I do bulgarian split squats until I can't on each leg just to get that nice pump before I walk out of the gym.
- Friday is volume bench day, doing pause reps. Followed by heavy vertical pull, then shoulder press, then volume horizontal pull. Do incline biceps curls because that is the only biceps exercise that is worthwhile-- and standing triceps extensions with elastic to get that pump for the weekend gun show. Exit gym.
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