GR.3 Saturday

  • Thread starter TexasJDC
  • 21,901 comments
  • 650,266 views
ARL Breaking News

Team Mello Yello

Team Mello Yello has issued the following statement regarding why @Herimopp89 did not drive tonight. Team officials are sad to say @Herimopp89 will no longer be driving the Lexus for the rest of this season after finding him passed out from a laxitive overdose team officials tried and successfully revived heri using a horse tranquilizer found near by but the team is sad to say the effects worked to well and he went on a laxitive horse tranquilizer rampage and no one was brave enough to tackle a grown man covered in $hit. Heri was out of control on the grid @Neutty Toyota is currently getting a deep cleaning due to heri tripping balls and humping the tires. @Jw_wk1010 and @Nick Cannella were successful in fending off the deranged heri using Nick's walker thank God he cant go very far without it. @Ryan Kirk and @PApunk924 were not so lucky though the team was away from their corvette's when the rampage happened hot boxing the team hauler only to come back to seeing a naked, horse tranquilized man tripping on laxitives teabagging each of the teams cars hoods. We recently talked to @TexasJDC who is heri's teammate and he had the following to say " this man needs help he has embarrassed my team and myself. Please get the help you need heri you have a family to think about". That is all the news ARL has at this moment, please stay tuned for updates throughout the week.
@Alltrac185 did manage to capture the mello yello team chasing heri covered in $hit
0gR382.gif


If you or anyone you know has a laxitive addiction please get them help so you wont be a @Herimopp89

Below are listings for laxitive addiction awareness.
https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/general-information/laxative-abuse
https://www.rosewoodranch.com/laxative-abuse-treatment/
 
TexasJDC
ARL Breaking News

Team Mello Yello

Team Mello Yello has issued the following statement regarding why @Herimopp89 did not drive tonight. Team officials are sad to say @Herimopp89 will no longer be driving the Lexus for the rest of this season after finding him passed out from a laxitive overdose team officials tried and successfully revived heri using a horse tranquilizer found near by but the team is sad to say the effects worked to well and he went on a laxitive horse tranquilizer rampage and no one was brave enough to tackle a grown man covered in $hit. Heri was out of control on the grid @Neutty Toyota is currently getting a deep cleaning due to heri tripping balls and humping the tires. @Jw_wk1010 and @Nick Cannella were successful in fending off the deranged heri using Nick's walker thank God he cant go very far without it. @Ryan Kirk and @PApunk924 were not so lucky though the team was away from their corvette's when the rampage happened hot boxing the team hauler only to come back to seeing a naked, horse tranquilized man tripping on laxitives teabagging each of the teams cars hoods. We recently talked to @TexasJDC who is heri's teammate and he had the following to say " this man needs help he has embarrassed my team and myself. Please get the help you need heri you have a family to think about". That is all the news ARL has at this moment, please stay tuned for updates throughout the week.
@Alltrac185 did manage to capture the mello yello team chasing heri covered in $hit
View attachment 830475

If you or anyone you know has a laxitive addiction please get them help so you wont be a @Herimopp89

Below are listings for laxitive addiction awareness.
https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/general-information/laxative-abuse
https://www.rosewoodranch.com/laxative-abuse-treatment/
Click to expand...
Ok. I'm starting to believe this now.
 
TexasJDC
@Ryan Kirk and @PApunk924 were not so lucky though the team was away from their corvette's when the rampage happened hot boxing the team hauler only to come back to seeing a naked, horse tranquilized man tripping on laxitives teabagging each of the teams cars hoods.
Click to expand...

I'm glad this incident was isolated to ya'll garage. I'm sure my sponsors would not have been happy with Hermi's Semen Sack print on the bonnet of the New Union Race Club Mercedes.
 
TexasJDC
ARL Breaking News

Team Mello Yello

Team Mello Yello has issued the following statement regarding why @Herimopp89 did not drive tonight. Team officials are sad to say @Herimopp89 will no longer be driving the Lexus for the rest of this season after finding him passed out from a laxitive overdose team officials tried and successfully revived heri using a horse tranquilizer found near by but the team is sad to say the effects worked to well and he went on a laxitive horse tranquilizer rampage and no one was brave enough to tackle a grown man covered in $hit. Heri was out of control on the grid @Neutty Toyota is currently getting a deep cleaning due to heri tripping balls and humping the tires. @Jw_wk1010 and @Nick Cannella were successful in fending off the deranged heri using Nick's walker thank God he cant go very far without it. @Ryan Kirk and @PApunk924 were not so lucky though the team was away from their corvette's when the rampage happened hot boxing the team hauler only to come back to seeing a naked, horse tranquilized man tripping on laxitives teabagging each of the teams cars hoods. We recently talked to @TexasJDC who is heri's teammate and he had the following to say " this man needs help he has embarrassed my team and myself. Please get the help you need heri you have a family to think about". That is all the news ARL has at this moment, please stay tuned for updates throughout the week.
@Alltrac185 did manage to capture the mello yello team chasing heri covered in $hit
View attachment 830475

If you or anyone you know has a laxitive addiction please get them help so you wont be a @Herimopp89

Below are listings for laxitive addiction awareness.
https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/general-information/laxative-abuse
https://www.rosewoodranch.com/laxative-abuse-treatment/
Click to expand...

Omg that is freaking hilarious
 
Sunday afternoon still no points update @Nick Cannella after u no show last night which turned into tire humping shenanigans what is going on around here next thing u know people will be doing doughnuts after qualifying o wait they already do using laxatives for weight deduction nope do that too build 100 person teams well crap they did that too SEASON FINALE NEXT SAT NIGHT THEN WE WILL BE PREPPING FOR SEASON 3 WHICH GARANTEES TO BE MORE FUN MORE LAUGHTER AND MORE DOOR TO DOOR RACING AND SHENANIGANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Jw_wk1010
Sunday afternoon still no points update @Nick Cannella after u no show last night which turned into tire humping shenanigans what is going on around here next thing u know people will be doing doughnuts after qualifying o wait they already do using laxatives for weight deduction nope do that too build 100 person teams well crap they did that too SEASON FINALE NEXT SAT NIGHT THEN WE WILL BE PREPPING FOR SEASON 3 WHICH GARANTEES TO BE MORE FUN MORE LAUGHTER AND MORE DOOR TO DOOR RACING AND SHENANIGANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click to expand...

Speaking of, when does entry open for Season 3?
 
Jw_wk1010
Sunday afternoon still no points update @Nick Cannella after u no show last night which turned into tire humping shenanigans what is going on around here next thing u know people will be doing doughnuts after qualifying o wait they already do using laxatives for weight deduction nope do that too build 100 person teams well crap they did that too SEASON FINALE NEXT SAT NIGHT THEN WE WILL BE PREPPING FOR SEASON 3 WHICH GARANTEES TO BE MORE FUN MORE LAUGHTER AND MORE DOOR TO DOOR RACING AND SHENANIGANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click to expand...
Lol. Wellllll....if someone (@Jw_wk1010) had shared their reply after the race, perhaps points would have been completed by now. But NOOOOOOO......I will have them updated by this evening. I’m busy doing donuts, eating laxatives, creating my 1000 person team, etc etc etc.
 
TexasJDC
ARL Breaking News

Team Mello Yello

Team Mello Yello has issued the following statement regarding why @Herimopp89 did not drive tonight. Team officials are sad to say @Herimopp89 will no longer be driving the Lexus for the rest of this season after finding him passed out from a laxitive overdose team officials tried and successfully revived heri using a horse tranquilizer found near by but the team is sad to say the effects worked to well and he went on a laxitive horse tranquilizer rampage and no one was brave enough to tackle a grown man covered in $hit. Heri was out of control on the grid @Neutty Toyota is currently getting a deep cleaning due to heri tripping balls and humping the tires. @Jw_wk1010 and @Nick Cannella were successful in fending off the deranged heri using Nick's walker thank God he cant go very far without it. @Ryan Kirk and @PApunk924 were not so lucky though the team was away from their corvette's when the rampage happened hot boxing the team hauler only to come back to seeing a naked, horse tranquilized man tripping on laxitives teabagging each of the teams cars hoods. We recently talked to @TexasJDC who is heri's teammate and he had the following to say " this man needs help he has embarrassed my team and myself. Please get the help you need heri you have a family to think about". That is all the news ARL has at this moment, please stay tuned for updates throughout the week.
@Alltrac185 did manage to capture the mello yello team chasing heri covered in $hit
View attachment 830475

If you or anyone you know has a laxitive addiction please get them help so you wont be a @Herimopp89

Below are listings for laxitive addiction awareness.
https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/learn/general-information/laxative-abuse
https://www.rosewoodranch.com/laxative-abuse-treatment/
Click to expand...
Lmao that was a good one lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

CPT_RowdyGiff
ARL Decals and Requests
4 5 6
Replies
176
Views
12K
Famine
Famine
scarecrow937
ARL Endurance Cup - Friday Night Multi-Class Racing
2 3
Replies
81
Views
9K
scarecrow937
scarecrow937
P
ARL Super GT
18 19 20
Replies
591
Views
28K
scarecrow937
scarecrow937
P
Wednesday Racing - Thunder Cats
Replies
1
Views
963
GTR4MROD
GTR4MROD
P
Saturday Nights Gr. 3
Replies
5
Views
3K
PApunk924
P

Latest Posts

Back