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GT news interrupts this program with an announcement from the shortbuswindowlickers camp.
“There were too many Window lickers on the short bus and we had to release them all.”
Here is what Neutty had to say about this terrible news.
“When we opened the doors to the short bus on our final drive home, everyone scrambled out of the bus and went in many directions. It was like watching 20 Mexicans scramble from a Toyota Corolla when INS rolls up on them at a stop light. It’s kinda funny though, the more I think about it, it’s like cockroaches scrambling when you flick the light on. Needless to say it’s been pretty quiet at the shop. I’ve re-evaluated the team and the Toyota Supra for this upcoming season. We arnt sure just yet on what we will be using, but I promise you we will be rolling up on the scene ready to put @Herimopp89 in his place. I’m currently working a deal with some laxative sponsors and plan to have them on the back of the car so @Herimopp89 will be inclined to stay behind me on the track.”
Have you had any manufactures reach out to offer anything for you to drive this season?
Neutty - “We have had many offers from multiple manufacturers and we plan to make a decision soon. We almost have the team completely rebuilt and we are no longer known as the shortbuswindowlickers. We plan to make an announcement soon concerning the team name! We are really excited about the upcoming season but may have a slight disadvantage at the beginning of the season. We are awaiting confirmation from Uma BadHaz on becoming our team director. Once we hear back from him we will know our manufacture for the season. I’m excited about this as it will allow me to show up and drive. Uma will coordinate everything going forward. Again we should know Tuesday on his official word!”
“There were too many Window lickers on the short bus and we had to release them all.”
Here is what Neutty had to say about this terrible news.
“When we opened the doors to the short bus on our final drive home, everyone scrambled out of the bus and went in many directions. It was like watching 20 Mexicans scramble from a Toyota Corolla when INS rolls up on them at a stop light. It’s kinda funny though, the more I think about it, it’s like cockroaches scrambling when you flick the light on. Needless to say it’s been pretty quiet at the shop. I’ve re-evaluated the team and the Toyota Supra for this upcoming season. We arnt sure just yet on what we will be using, but I promise you we will be rolling up on the scene ready to put @Herimopp89 in his place. I’m currently working a deal with some laxative sponsors and plan to have them on the back of the car so @Herimopp89 will be inclined to stay behind me on the track.”
Have you had any manufactures reach out to offer anything for you to drive this season?
Neutty - “We have had many offers from multiple manufacturers and we plan to make a decision soon. We almost have the team completely rebuilt and we are no longer known as the shortbuswindowlickers. We plan to make an announcement soon concerning the team name! We are really excited about the upcoming season but may have a slight disadvantage at the beginning of the season. We are awaiting confirmation from Uma BadHaz on becoming our team director. Once we hear back from him we will know our manufacture for the season. I’m excited about this as it will allow me to show up and drive. Uma will coordinate everything going forward. Again we should know Tuesday on his official word!”
