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- ARL_TexasJDC
For any of our late night racers come on over to @Nascarcory chat you can listen to him snore!
Hahaha poor guyFor any of our late night racers come on over to @Nascarcory chat you can listen to him snore!
I’m glad you can use this time to get away.I had a tough day, but I will be racing tonight.![]()
Thank you sir, I will update accordingly. I also agree with Neutty...I had a tough day, but I will be racing tonight.![]()
Thank you.Confirming that I will race tonight
*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*
The BOD has determined that with the press release season now upon us, from this post on we are issuing a challenge. Whoever can produce the craziest, best, funniest press release for their team will receive 5 bonus points towards their TEAM total points.
Rules are as follows
1 press release per person
Each person on the team can submit one
There is no limit to how long
Start the message off with:
*Press Release*
With a few spaces below it.
We ask that you name the members of your team.
We ask that you provide your team name.
All of the above provided within the message somewhere.
Get creative!!
If you don’t have a “Team” here’s your chance to get one. If you are a single car team then please provide one anyway for the amusement!!
This challenge will go until February 1st ,at 9pm EST. The BOD will then have discussions and announce on the thread a few days after the deadline.
Have fun!
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Introducing VooDoo Sim Racing!Team Principal: Marie LaVeau
#1 Driver: @Cornbread243
#2 Driver: @TexasJDC
Team MottoAfter his recent departure from Team Mello Yello, @TexasJDC and @Cornbread243 will be joining forces in the bronze division for season 5 with new team VooDoo Sim Racing. Reports out of the TMY camp is Tex has had it with @Herimopp89 and his constant horse tranquilizer relapses, this is a huge blow to TMY Tex has carried the team for the last 2 season and cleaning up @Herimopp89 messes time and time again. TMY wishes Tex the best of luck but no one has an answer on how to stop the mopp once he gets the horse tranquilizers in him now that Tex is gone. We recently caught up with the team leader for DWCRT @Mrs Neutty who said Heri has gotten worse since Tex left, saying “I recently caught him trying to steal @Neutty head shine cream to sell for counterfeit horse tranquilizers” we reached out to @Neutty to confirm the story but was told he was to shook up at the time to give a statement. Long time friend to TMY and new friend to VDSR @Jw_wk1010 who recently got back from winning the Nobel Prize in Literature for his book: “Little people have feelings too” was also sad in the recent decline in Heri’s performance and said he misses the close races they use to have and hope he can kick the addiction soon. Jw’s teammate and most veteran driver @Nick Cannella has not said much since news broke Tex was leaving (mostly because his old ass wont wake up!) but im sure he will be too busy campaigning for his new “everyone gets a trophy program” he has started to care what TMY does in the future. @PApunk924 was asked to comment on the recent events but unfortunately all we could understand was something about a tractor this story developing. VDSR #1 driver @Cornbread243 signed with BMW to start the season before having his contract bought out by Mazda, a move that shocked the grid for sure poor guy never saw it coming (it's like getting traded to the Browns or even worse the Cowboys). Rumor has it when cornbread was informed of the change he said “ I would rather take on hannah at bedtime than drive that damn Mazda” no one has been able to confirm nor deny these accusations against cornbread but story is developing. In other news word around the paddock is VDSR is still looking for a silver teammate for season 5 but so far no word yet on anyone joining them. We want to leave off with some information below if you or anyone you know has a problem with horse tranquilizers please get help don't be a Heri the world can't handle another one!
“VDSR is like easy women, lower your standards you'll never be disappointed”
SAMHSA’s National Helpline – 1-800-662-HELP
www.rehabspot.com
Thank you guys VD thanks you hahahaha! This will probably be my last press release and I just hope everyone had a good laugh!After much debating on the press releases, and conversations about what it would look like if we picked one of our own on the BOD we decided to allow VooDoo SimRacing to receive this seasons bonus points for the Press Release Challenge. It was super funny and just down right wrong. Congratulations to @TexasJDC and @Cornbread243 hopefully this helps after that car change. Good luck this season!!
Brown chicken brown cowNot going to make it on the grid tonight. Kids are with my Dad and the wife and have the night free. See ya at the next one. Good luck to all drivers racing tonight.![]()
Enjoy the time kid free!Not going to make it on the grid tonight. Kids are with my Dad and the wife and have the night free. See ya at the next one. Good luck to all drivers racing tonight.![]()
yes thank you i forgot to update the driver class that will be fixed asapTrappy is Silver, no? @TexasJDC
Tonight's lobbies
* Confirmation is still open, if I have missed anyone please announce in the thread and we will get you in a lobby. Don't forget to reset your routers, clear cache, and pray to the PD connection gods before you jump in the lobby. Good luck everyone should be a fun race!
Lobby A host: ARL_TexasJDC
Lobby B host: nog3861
no problem man ill get you in lobby B so you can whip baldy's assI filled out the form as tentative... I'm pretty sure I will make it ..
I'm not on yer list there Jack
Tonight's lobbies
* Confirmation is still open, if I have missed anyone please announce in the thread and we will get you in a lobby. Don't forget to reset your routers, clear cache, and pray to the PD connection gods before you jump in the lobby. Good luck everyone should be a fun race!
Lobby A host: ARL_TexasJDC
Lobby B host: nog3861
Join lobby a tonightI dont see my psn there and I did confirm like two hours ago
Yes sir sorry about the mix upSo I'm in A now ?
ThanksJoin lobby a tonight