GT5 Memes (NO profanity/stupidity/obvious re-use/flooding)

[Aesthetics]

 

[the_racer100]

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Why is Portugal so underrated in comparison to Spain?

We present to you Madrid! Opera Paris - with a roundabout!

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You bloody riches!

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Collector's issues

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Due to the drivers' lack of skill, this booth is now closed (GT6)

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[Dan]

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Due to the drivers' lack of skill, this booth is now closed (GT6)

OH MY GOD! Why can't they get better players?! Jesus! The demos look awful because of all of these terrible players.

 

[Com Fox]

OH MY GOD! Why can't they get better players?! Jesus! The demos look awful because of all of these terrible players.

The competition qualifications was about the racing rig not skill so of coarse they would not do well .

 

[Yauma9]

 

[DJones]

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nnGGGGGOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD!

Freaking thread winner right there!

 

[m8h3r]

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Haha, that's a good one 👍

 

[Com Fox]

I don't get it

 

[BubbleBelly542]

I don't get it

Neither do I.

 

[Jahgee]

I got it

 

[BubbleBelly542]

Oh wait I think I get it now. But probably not. The left side is a guy, the right is a girl? I don't know.

Can someone explain?

 

[Yauma9]

Oh wait I think I get it now. But probably not. The left side is a guy, the right is a girl? I don't know.

Can someone explain?

Yeah, you're right. The original was more obvious about that.

The image shows how both genders get over a break up.

The girl at first is really sad, but then starts going out with friends and at last she is completely over it.

The boy just progresses with GT5 because oh-so-much-free-time.

(True story)

 

[Ryk]

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Back in my day kid...

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Sad Yellowbird... No Hong Kong in GT5

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Tyre wear wasn't an issue for Fred

 

[Smuttysy]

 

[Ryk]

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DS3 with six axis enabled......

 

[jtqmopar]

I'll bring this up because of the number (probably like two) of times I've seen people wanting nitrous in GT5. This is a game based on simulation of road racing (closed course) and auto cross. Neither of those competitions use nitrous, especially since a lot of drivers DD their cars. This is supposed to be a more adult-oriented simulator, not "I stayed behind a car and my nawz magically filled back up" like NFS.

 

[Dan]

I'll bring this up because of the number (probably like two) of times I've seen people wanting nitrous in GT5. This is a game based on simulation of road racing (closed course) and auto cross. Neither of those competitions use nitrous, especially since a lot of drivers DD their cars. This is supposed to be a more adult-oriented simulator, not "I stayed behind a car and my nawz magically filled back up" like NFS.

I'm just going to correct you on something: you drift in Need for Speed (some of them) to get more NOS.

You may proceed.

 

[Wankelhead]

I'm just going to correct you on something: you drift in Need for Speed (some of them) to get more NOS.

You may proceed.

I'm just going to correct your correction: it actually varies between different NFS.

 

[Dan]

I'm just going to correct your correction: it actually varies between different NFS.

May I direct you to this?

(some of them)

 

[White & Nerdy]

Nitrous is actually a fairly viable real-world modification. I'd actually appreciate a realistic implementation of it, possibly because it might cut down on the Honda love seen in players of this game. Tiny engines can't take much spray without self-destructing, so players might finally gravitate toward larger, torquier engines.

 

[nealcropper]

Need I say this? People want nitrous because people want drag racing, and in fairness, I'd like it too.

 

[backpian1]

Need I say this? People want nitrous because people want drag racing, and in fairness, I'd like it too.

I only would want it so I can drift some lower HP cars a little easier.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I only would want it so I can drift some lower HP cars a little easier.

You realize, correct, that nitrous oxide is not a valid option in a car that's likely to crash rather often?

Even the best drifters make mistakes.

Need I say this? People want nitrous because people want drag racing, and in fairness, I'd like it too.

👍 the only logical one?

Nitrous is actually a fairly viable real-world modification. I'd actually appreciate a realistic implementation of it, possibly because it might cut down on the Honda love seen in players of this game. Tiny engines can't take much spray without self-destructing, so players might finally gravitate toward larger, torquier engines.

Honda can run alcohol. Problem solved.


But, you think that the displacement of the motor is relevant to whether it can handle nitrous? No. It's about how much. Honda can handle small doses, because the "dosage" actually is relevant to the displacement... Or, rather, the number of cylinders the boost can be spread across. Putting a 500 shot of nitrous oxide in a one cylinder will lead to fireworks. Putting a 250 shot of nitrous oxide in a V8 will work.

 

[Com Fox]

We are getting off-topic :/, we need a new meme.

 

[Ryk]

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CARFACE!

 

[KiroKai]

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[Sage Ages]

You realize, correct, that nitrous oxide is not a valid option in a car that's likely to crash rather often?

The bottle is usually stored in the box, separated from anything important.

 

[backpian1]

You realize, correct, that nitrous oxide is not a valid option in a car that's likely to crash rather often?

Even the best drifters make mistakes.


OK? i am talking about using it to start and hold a drift on a corner that that car couldn't usually hold due to its power level. and correct me if i am wrong, drifting ANY car will raise the crashing potential regardless of the bottle. The argument I am making is that nitro would help lower the crashes caused by a cars lack of power witch can lead to under steering off track or ruining a tandem by evening out mid turn or going too slow.

 

[Sage Ages]

OK? i am talking about using it to start and hold a drift on a corner that that car couldn't usually hold due to its power level. and correct me if i am wrong, drifting ANY car will raise the crashing potential regardless of the bottle. The argument I am making is that nitroous would help lower the crashes caused by a cars lack of power witch can lead to under steering off track or ruining a tandem by evening out mid turn or going too slow.

He's talking about safety reasons. Can we get back on topic or talk about this somewhere else?

 

[backpian1]

Ok here is one that should start something.

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