GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[xXKingJoshXx]

Huh? I'd go insane trying to say it really.

But somehow I'm already imagining how to say it.

It sounded like Baymax having an error doing his balalalalalah~

And there's at least 3 more people in the room I'm in with similar names. You can only see 5 or 6 in the picture.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

So, it must sound like a mystery trying to differentiate how to say the first set of Ls, and the third.

This is more complex than learning proper Mandarin and Arab dialect.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

So, it must sound like a mystery trying to differentiate how to say the first set of Ls, and the third.

This is more complex than learning proper Mandarin and Arab dialect.

Yep. Just took this screenshot.

If one killed you it'd be damn near impossible to get a revenge kill unless they were a sole member of an organization! (The yellow and blue one's are sole members of their organizations)

 

[ApexDrift123]

So if the Kuruma is bulletproof but not explosion-proof , and the Insurgent is explosion-proof and not bullet-proof , what's the best way to tackle griefers outside LSC or just the people that literally get out the car and shoot you ( that happened when I was a lower level ) , but now I use an RPG or a combat machine gun .

I could use a sniper to get them but can't zig-zag well when evading sniper rounds .

 

[Jahgee]

When this supposed GTA 2x$ week lines up with your week off from school

 

[Carbonox]

You want to know something really stupid?

Anytime I do the deathmatch with fighter jets, at the start of the round when I'm on the ground, my jet simply doesn't move. The engine's on and everything looks otherwise normal, except it's glued in place. Only when I manually respawn, does it properly get moving.

The same glitch persists in the "Formation Flight" flight school lesson that I sometimes do when a daily objective requires it. First attempt, the Besra never leaves the ground, but on second attempt it behaves properly again.

 

[STI9]

Some random was trying to hide from me in LSC. Parked my car in the entrance to stop the door closing and killed the mechanic which caused him to spawn inside the garage in his car. Shot him in the face multiple times.

 

[Dennisch]

You want to know something really stupid?

Anytime I do the deathmatch with fighter jets, at the start of the round when I'm on the ground, my jet simply doesn't move. The engine's on and everything looks otherwise normal, except it's glued in place. Only when I manually respawn, does it properly get moving.

The same glitch persists in the "Formation Flight" flight school lesson that I sometimes do when a daily objective requires it. First attempt, the Besra never leaves the ground, but on second attempt it behaves properly again.

I have had that same glitch. But it happened random, everywhere,with any vehicle. Really annoying.

 

[Dan]

The same glitch persists in the "Formation Flight" flight school lesson that I sometimes do when a daily objective requires it. First attempt, the Besra never leaves the ground, but on second attempt it behaves properly again.

I've had this happen to me as well. The online flight school is absolutely garbage.

 

[Carbonox]

I've had this happen to me as well. The online flight school is absolutely garbage.

Especially with the instructor being the type of person you'd love to brutally murder.

 

[PureAlpha1206]

You want to know something really stupid?

Anytime I do the deathmatch with fighter jets, at the start of the round when I'm on the ground, my jet simply doesn't move. The engine's on and everything looks otherwise normal, except it's glued in place. Only when I manually respawn, does it properly get moving.

The same glitch persists in the "Formation Flight" flight school lesson that I sometimes do when a daily objective requires it. First attempt, the Besra never leaves the ground, but on second attempt it behaves properly again.

This has happened to me with other vehicles as well. Especially during LTS matches. I'm not really sure why it happens but it's very frustrating.

 

[leeislee]

When this supposed GTA 2x$ week lines up with your week off from school

What? You're going to turn into a cliché?

 

[Dennisch]

Especially with the instructor being the type of person you'd love to brutally murder.

Now, listen up here, dooley.

 

[Dan]

Especially with the instructor being the type of person you'd love to brutally murder.

I don't understand why they couldn't use the same actor from the singleplayer version. He actually encouraged you to complete the missions and didn't speak to you in a condescending tone. Also, what's up with the payout for completing these? The game is like, "Hey, congratulations for beating that unnecessarily difficult mission with turbulence cranked up to 11. Here's enough cash to get you a cab ride from the Maze Bank Tower to the Mile High Club."

 

[Carbonox]

I don't understand why they couldn't use the same actor from the singleplayer version. He actually encouraged you to complete the missions and didn't speak to you in a condescending tone. Also, what's up with the payout for completing these? The game is like, "Hey, congratulations for beating that unnecessarily difficult mission with turbulence cranked up to 11. Here's enough cash to get you a cab ride from the Maze Bank Tower to the Mile High Club."

I guess they felt the single player instructor didn't fit into their satirical utopia in which everyone is a horrible person.

Also the rewards were pretty slick, but only the first time around. :C

 

[Dan]

I guess they felt the single player instructor didn't fit into their satirical utopia in which everyone is a horrible person.

Also the rewards were pretty slick, but only the first time around. :C

I get that it's a parody of real life, but I wish every character didn't need to be so miserable.

 

[Carbonox]

I get that it's a parody of real life, but I wish every character didn't need to be so miserable.

I know, it's one of my biggest frustrations about the game. It's impossible to relate to anyone when they all have exaggerated personalities...

 

[BradTC12]

My reaction when @BradTC12 returns to GTP.

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It's been a long time, haha.

 

[Niyologist]

I hope this is true. If this is true. I'll be sooo happy.

 

[Dan]

Are the V-Day items still available? I think I'm going to pick up some of the masks in the morning.

 

[Niyologist]

Are the V-Day items still available? I think I'm going to pick up some of the masks in the morning.

They are there forever.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Will be taking advantage of the double Gerald for sure.

Easy money there.

Also noticed there isn't a double Lamar aside the last day. HAH, SUCK IT!

 

[Dan]

They are there forever.

What?! Rockstar did something smart with clothing for once?!

 

[Niyologist]

What?! Rockstar did something smart with clothing for once?!

I know. Is hell going to freeze over!? I'm glad it's permanent though.

 

[Fallen_log]

I know. Is hell going to freeze over!? I'm glad it's permanent though.

 

[Niyologist]

Looks like Sunday's event is live today. Nice try R*. Trying to throw us off eh?

 

[Sting]

Confirmed for the most.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...e&utm_campaign=gtaofriendshighplaces-02192016

 

[Niyologist]

Confirmed for the most.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswi...e&utm_campaign=gtaofriendshighplaces-02192016

I'm gonna have a ton of fun today.

 

[STI9]

Do simeon missions pay any more than 10k?

 

[JR98]

Do simeon missions pay any more than 10k?

I don't think they do, but I think Blow Up I payed out 6k originally (Might be less, haven't played it in a while), and takes less than 2 minutes to do.