GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[yabiggoose]

Hopefully that's enough to get YT to ban him.

 

[SkyArkz23]

I highly doubt it. but it would be nice to make an example out of him

 

[Dan]

@Dan funny thing is that tweet showed up in my feed as well... and it looks like Ivaneh had some words to say as well;

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DAMN. I stopped watching Ivan last year, but he said it best. Channels like MBFTW need to end. They do not benefit the community and they are only doing YouTube for the money.

 

[mustafur]

DAMN. I stopped watching Ivan last year, but he said it best. Channels like MBFTW need to end. They do not benefit the community and they are only doing YouTube for the money.

Agree and the scary thing is he is one of the better ones, Lispy jimmy and Sernando are just another level of money whore.

 

[Leadfoot530]

You know the old saying:

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

 

[SomePlayaDude]

You know, I'd respect him a teeny bit more if he was more like Jock Cranley.

"The thing is.. at least you know I'm a *BLEEP*."
"I want to be your *BLEEP*."
"I'm not extending a helping hand; I'm giving you all the finger."

 

[mustafur]

killing and stealing someones high end car for their Car Warehouse is probably the most butthurt thing you could do to someone on GTA, good thing I had the whole thing on video this was honestly awesome lol(Warning swearing):

The Butthurt got real afterwards lol.

 

[yabiggoose]

Anyone else been going HAM with stunt races?

 

[Anathema]

Anyone else been going HAM with stunt races?

If you mean losing repeatedly to GTPlanet members, then yeah. I think it was @Sting and a few others yesterday...

Wish I was recording the H200 race - the end of the first lap I apparently set/beat a "World" record when I know that lap was nowhere near good enough for that. Confused the 🤬 out of me, which along with the unlock spam and my own bad driving is the reason I hit the inside wall on the one turn.

Still looking into this, message distinctly said "world" in it. Really confused.

 

[yabiggoose]

I've made about ~$1.5mil in two-three days with stunt racing.

 

[Sting]

If you mean losing repeatedly to GTPlanet members, then yeah. I think it was @Sting and a few others yesterday...

Wish I was recording the H200 race - the end of the first lap I apparently set/beat a "World" record when I know that lap was nowhere near good enough for that. Confused the 🤬 out of me, which along with the unlock spam and my own bad driving is the reason I hit the inside wall on the one turn.

Still looking into this, message distinctly said "world" in it. Really confused.

I got the World Record thing too, may have even been in that race, but I did actually save the video clip.

You got some racing skills by the way. Wasn't easy

 

[m8h3r]

I'm looking for a competent team to assist with the Import/Export missions. It'll be about this sort of time 15:00GMT tomorrow and possibly next week too. I've basically got about 25-30 standard-mid range cars I want to sell but doing it one at a time is going to take forever.

I'll do top modifications and you can modify it however you like and we can do some vip work in between like Sightseers.

Anyone want to lend a hand. Should last about 2 hours?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Finally got into this Import/Export, and I say: to make some real dosh out of this, you gotta source all the low and mid ranges so that you only get high ends being sourced.

And sell only the high ends.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

I'm looking for a competent team to assist with the Import/Export missions. It'll be about this sort of time 15:00GMT tomorrow and possibly next week too. I've basically got about 25-30 standard-mid range cars I want to sell but doing it one at a time is going to take forever.

I'll do top modifications and you can modify it however you like and we can do some vip work in between like Sightseers.

Anyone want to lend a hand. Should last about 2 hours?

I can lend a hand now and then. Only available in the evenings though so if you're on at the same time as me I'll give you a hand in selling some cars.

 

[Flash_Sweden]

I'm looking for a competent team to assist with the Import/Export missions. It'll be about this sort of time 15:00GMT tomorrow and possibly next week too. I've basically got about 25-30 standard-mid range cars I want to sell but doing it one at a time is going to take forever.

I'll do top modifications and you can modify it however you like and we can do some vip work in between like Sightseers.

Anyone want to lend a hand. Should last about 2 hours?

If you're planning on selling all cars, it will take about 6-8 hours to sell them. If you export 4 cars (the maximum amount/exportmission), you'll have a cooldown for about 45-48 minutes before you can sell another 4 cars. So it's gonna take a while

 

[Lizard]

Embarrassing that I don't know but what are the songs played when you put the 3 festive horns on your car?

 

[leeislee]

I just..... Just....hate randoms in race lobby's. Just hate it. Everyone leaves when you turn off catch up, slipstream and have a non contact race. Why can't people just drive normal!!!!

Graaaaaarrrghhh

 

[Dan]

I just..... Just....hate randoms in race lobby's. Just hate it. Everyone leaves when you turn off catch up, slipstream and have a non contact race. Why can't people just drive normal!!!!

Graaaaaarrrghhh

"It's GTA, man."
"Why do you take racing seriously?"
"C'mon dude, have some fun."

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I race in random lobbies and its not that bad. You just have to try to not wreck in the first corner. After that, just stay clean until the top guys mess up. Its so easy to win in races by just driving cleanly.

 

[leeislee]

I've just been in a race with about 27 other randoms. The chaos was on a different level. I managed to get into 1st place but of course the zentorno miles behind me had the benefit of catch-up. I don't think I need to say what he done on the last corner.

I drive clean. Without all the crashes, blockers, catch-up and whatever else I would win 9 out of 10 races.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Usually, they wreck themselves before catching up to me. I usually finish about 10-40 sec ahead.

 

[Sting]

I just..... Just....hate randoms in race lobby's. Just hate it. Everyone leaves when you turn off catch up, slipstream and have a non contact race. Why can't people just drive normal!!!!

Graaaaaarrrghhh

I've sent you so many racing invites and none of them you've joined....

 

[AnthonyD1993]

In case you didn't think MrBossFTW was a scumbag to begin with...

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Yet I guarantee that if it happened to him, he'd be filing a police report within seconds of finding out. What a bitch.

 

[leeislee]

I've sent you so many racing invites and none of them you've joined....

I don't ever look at invites. Sorry mate :/

 

[Sting]

I don't ever look at invites. Sorry mate :/

There's your problem right there.

 

[mustafur]

Finally got into this Import/Export, and I say: to make some real dosh out of this, you gotta source all the low and mid ranges so that you only get high ends being sourced.

And sell only the high ends.

Nah just stay in your office and keep changing servers until you only get high ends.

 

[m8h3r]

I'm looking for a competent team to assist with the Import/Export missions. It'll be about this sort of time 15:00GMT tomorrow and possibly next week too. I've basically got about 25-30 standard-mid range cars I want to sell but doing it one at a time is going to take forever.

I'll do top modifications and you can modify it however you like and we can do some vip work in between like Sightseers.

Anyone want to lend a hand. Should last about 2 hours?

If you're planning on selling all cars, it will take about 6-8 hours to sell them. If you export 4 cars (the maximum amount/exportmission), you'll have a cooldown for about 45-48 minutes before you can sell another 4 cars. So it's gonna take a while

Scratch this then haha I figured it would only give me a 15 minute cool down still.

 

[Snorevette]

New PC is finally up and running. Once I drive it up to uni and get everything running, I'm gonna install GTA V and catch up with about two years worth of missed updates. I know that GTA on PC is supposed to be full of hackers but I'm going to ask in any case, is there anyone who still plays online on PC?

 

[ScottPuss20]

I just..... Just....hate randoms in race lobby's. Just hate it. Everyone leaves when you turn off catch up, slipstream and have a non contact race. Why can't people just drive normal!!!!

Graaaaaarrrghhh

Interesting you say that, because I almost had a full lobby with catch-up turned off... I think I had a full lobby at one point!

 

[Cowboy]

I've just been in a race with about 27 other randoms. The chaos was on a different level. I managed to get into 1st place but of course the zentorno miles behind me had the benefit of catch-up. I don't think I need to say what he done on the last corner.

I drive clean. Without all the crashes, blockers, catch-up and whatever else I would win 9 out of 10 races.

I seen a person in a Burgershot Stallion block that narrow part in the "Duel" stunt race. Went from 1st to 6th because of that

Also, is it me or do the high level people have an edge in the stunt races? Even if they have the same car with the same upgrades as me, they still get way out ahead making it impossible for me to catch up. And a lot of them aren't that good at driving.