GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Level 100 now. :D o/

Just now I understood that the Granger keeping up with a fully modded Turismo R was a joke because of Rooftop Rumble...

My next GTA Online goals:

-Buy the Turismo R
-Buy a Stinger GT
-Fully mod all 10 cars in garage
-Reach level 120
 
Yeah. Im at 43! Halfway to 44. This is a pretty easy mission. Really straightforward and doesn't take too much time!

Hate it when my character doesn't go to the car I want. He starts wandering around.
 
So I steal a high priority vehicle, and deliver it to Simeon. Enter the garage "Great car.... an in good condition!"

Top right corner "Simeon doesn't need this vehicle anymore"

So I basically risked my life with a $5000 on my head just for a vehicle that Simeon doesn't want anymore... damn you Simeon.
 
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So I steal a high priority vehicle, and deliver it to Simeon. Enter the garage "Great car.... an in good condition!"

Top right corner "Simeon doesn't need this vehicle anymore"

So I basically risked my life with a $5000 on my head just for a vehicle that Simeon doesn't want anymore... damn you Simeon.
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I never bring ANYTHING to Simeon...EVER. Just not worth it at all.
 
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Not worth getting followed by a whole room. Just for 1 car :lol:
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I play in private rooms with friends only so I never have to worry about that. :sly:
I seriously don't ever play in public free roam rooms. Only co-op missions and co-op survival. I also do parachuting and some races. After those are done, I always return to private rooms.
 
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Shame on you Rockstar. You give players the option to buy/steal a classic truck like the Bobcat XL, yet you don't give the option to dually it...?
 
Team THRT Drift
So I steal a high priority vehicle, and deliver it to Simeon. Enter the garage "Great car.... an in good condition!"

Top right corner "Simeon doesn't need this vehicle anymore"

So I basically risked my life with a $5000 on my head just for a vehicle that Simeon doesn't want anymore... damn you Simeon.
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That's a tough pill to swallow. You know what's just as bad? Finding a Tailgater for Simeon in Paleto Bay, driving all the way to the LS River LS Customs, and then to his garage, but instead of the door opening, you slam straight into it due to wonderful programming, damaging the car and losing value for it. :grumpy:
 
Haha I was just in a public lobby out in Sandy Shores minding my own business in my clean Rebel when I saw a white sedan behind behind me. Behind me was a player in a Sheriff's cruiser. He turned his siren on and shouted through the mic, "Driver of the blue pickup! Please pull over!". I wasn't sure of what to make of this guy, so I was nice and pulled over. He exited his cruiser, and he was dressed up just like a Sheriff. :lol:
He walked up casually to my window and knocked on something in his real-life room (I guess to simulate knocking on the window of my truck). I pegged my finger out quickly to roll it down. He then asked "Boy, you aware of how fast you were going?" I said "Sorry officer, I haven't a clue". He said "Speed limit in these areas is 45 and I clocked you doing 75. You got your license and registration on you boy?". I said "I do, here" and pegged my finger out, to simulate handing the paperwork over. He slowly walked to his patrol car and got inside it. He then said "Forty-two to dispatch, can I get a 10-28 on a JeepXJFreak98?". About 30 seconds went by, and he stepped out of his cruiser and walked up to my cruiser and said "Well I ran your info through the system and ya come back clean. Here ya go I'm lettin' ya go with a warnin', but I better not catch you speedin' through these here streets again or I'll ticket ya." And did a 'Blow Kiss' animation to simulate handing the paperwork back to me. I said "Sorry officer I'll be sure to watch my speed next time." He said "Alright you have a good day now." He started walking away, and then stated "This is a nice truck ya got here. Not too many people take care o' this here beaut'." I said "Thanks! I tend to take good care of my cars. Have a good one officer!" and drove off.
This guy could quite possibly be the coolest random I've ever met. Ever. He messaged me later on saying "Thanks for cooperating for me during the traffic stop. I'm going to school for Criminal Justice and I practice on this game. I appreciate your help." and I replied "Really? Me too! I'm in my 4th semester already training to be a police officer. Good luck to you!" and he wrote back "You too man. Was fun."
 
ZDUPH
Haha I was just in a public lobby out in Sandy Shores minding my own business in my clean Rebel when I saw a white sedan behind behind me. Behind me was a player in a Sheriff's cruiser. He turned his siren on and shouted through the mic, "Driver of the blue pickup! Please pull over!". I wasn't sure of what to make of this guy, so I was nice and pulled over. He exited his cruiser, and he was dressed up just like a Sheriff. :lol:
He walked up casually to my window and knocked on something in his real-life room (I guess to simulate knocking on the window of my truck). I pegged my finger out quickly to roll it down. He then asked "Boy, you aware of how fast you were going?" I said "Sorry officer, I haven't a clue". He said "Speed limit in these areas is 45 and I clocked you doing 75. You got your license and registration on you boy?". I said "I do, here" and pegged my finger out, to simulate handing the paperwork over. He slowly walked to his patrol car and got inside it. He then said "Forty-two to dispatch, can I get a 10-28 on a JeepXJFreak98?". About 30 seconds went by, and he stepped out of his cruiser and walked up to my cruiser and said "Well I ran your info through the system and ya come back clean. Here ya go I'm lettin' ya go with a warnin', but I better not catch you speedin' through these here streets again or I'll ticket ya." And did a 'Blow Kiss' animation to simulate handing the paperwork back to me. I said "Sorry officer I'll be sure to watch my speed next time." He said "Alright you have a good day now." He started walking away, and then stated "This is a nice truck ya got here. Not too many people take care o' this here beaut'." I said "Thanks! I tend to take good care of my cars. Have a good one officer!" and drove off.
This guy could quite possibly be the coolest random I've ever met. Ever. He messaged me later on saying "Thanks for cooperating for me during the traffic stop. I'm going to school for Criminal Justice and I practice on this game. I appreciate your help." and I replied "Really? Me too! I'm in my 4th semester already training to be a police officer. Good luck to you!" and he wrote back "You too man. Was fun."
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By far THE best story I have heard in this game of meeting with a random. Would have been amazing if you were able to get this recorded. If only all random encounters were that great. 👍
 
ZDUPH
Haha I was just in a public lobby out in Sandy Shores minding my own business in my clean Rebel when I saw a white sedan behind behind me. Behind me was a player in a Sheriff's cruiser. He turned his siren on and shouted through the mic, "Driver of the blue pickup! Please pull over!". I wasn't sure of what to make of this guy, so I was nice and pulled over. He exited his cruiser, and he was dressed up just like a Sheriff. :lol:
He walked up casually to my window and knocked on something in his real-life room (I guess to simulate knocking on the window of my truck). I pegged my finger out quickly to roll it down. He then asked "Boy, you aware of how fast you were going?" I said "Sorry officer, I haven't a clue". He said "Speed limit in these areas is 45 and I clocked you doing 75. You got your license and registration on you boy?". I said "I do, here" and pegged my finger out, to simulate handing the paperwork over. He slowly walked to his patrol car and got inside it. He then said "Forty-two to dispatch, can I get a 10-28 on a JeepXJFreak98?". About 30 seconds went by, and he stepped out of his cruiser and walked up to my cruiser and said "Well I ran your info through the system and ya come back clean. Here ya go I'm lettin' ya go with a warnin', but I better not catch you speedin' through these here streets again or I'll ticket ya." And did a 'Blow Kiss' animation to simulate handing the paperwork back to me. I said "Sorry officer I'll be sure to watch my speed next time." He said "Alright you have a good day now." He started walking away, and then stated "This is a nice truck ya got here. Not too many people take care o' this here beaut'." I said "Thanks! I tend to take good care of my cars. Have a good one officer!" and drove off.
This guy could quite possibly be the coolest random I've ever met. Ever. He messaged me later on saying "Thanks for cooperating for me during the traffic stop. I'm going to school for Criminal Justice and I practice on this game. I appreciate your help." and I replied "Really? Me too! I'm in my 4th semester already training to be a police officer. Good luck to you!" and he wrote back "You too man. Was fun."
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Quote, moment and story of the year right here. Easily.
 
I was doing a Toge run in my Imponte Ruiner. This guy from IGN sends me a Friend Request for no reason. I ignore it and enter the Ammu-nation by the clothing shop he was in (this was by the country side; in between Sandy Shores and Los Santos). I get into my car and continue my run. The guy was in a Turismo and couldn't catch up to an Imponte Ruiner with Level 1 engine, brake and transmission upgrades. So I was driving and I accidentally turned onto the highway. No biggie, turn off on the next exit and should be back onto the twisty tarmac.

I look back to see where this guy is, and he is right behind me. While I'm looking back, I don' see the tip of the barrier until it was too late. I flip over and scrape along my roof. The guy floors it and crashes into me. He parks up on top of the ramp. I manage to flip my car (PHYSICS YO!) and continue on.

I see the guy pull out a gun. I'm thinking he'll get back into his car and follow me. Nope. Major error on my part. He shoots me.


This is when the whole battle between David and Ian from IGN began. I thoroughly demolished them both with the new Carbine. This thing is a beast! The guys from IGN soon became the most hated two players in a room full of two other clans; me (party of one) and another big clan. One guy from the other clan pulls out a minigun and goes on a rampage. The Carbine took care of him. Dropped like a sack of potatoes.

@ZDUPH, I wish I could mean randoms like that man! The only nice random I've met was a guy who offered me flying lessons.
 

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