GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[DK]

OT, but I think I know where @Carl the Sloth is right now.

 

[Snorevette]

OT, but I think I know where @Carl the Sloth is right now.

She followed her dreams.

 

[Paulie]

@Paulie
Yes on the Alpha/ Caddy( see Doogs post)
Yes parts still affect performance even after max( especially transmission)
Yes Sandking has a decent amount of visual mods

I love my Sandking it's a ton of fun to drive around and run over cars, but here's a tip, go up to sandy shores to find the one you want. There's the XL and SWB, but some spawn with a front push bar/brush guard, which can't be added onto one without having this massive, ugly front bumper put on the truck as well, and some will come with a small roll bar on the bed, which can't be taken off. But there's an option for that same roll bar anyways.

so to sum it up...

• Find a SWB/XL in Sandy Shores
  
• Check to see if it has the front push bar if you like it or not
• Make sure it doesn't have a rear roll bar.

Thanks for the help guys. A nudge bar sounds good, I probably wouldn't mind a roll bar but I'll try and find one without it so I have the option.
I'd love to see/have an airport runway drag race of a Dinka Akumi vs a Pegassi Bati 801 both modified with all the go fast bits, see which one really has the goods.

 

[AzNTypeR]

After doing this..

I am now a proud - but very late - owner of a Jester!

And, a proud owner of a Surfer!

Here are the two together:

Kifflom Blue looks pretty decent on the Jester, don't ya think?

 

[Snorevette]

The Jester is a great car. I love it because you can throw the rear window cover on and it becomes the greatest escape car ever (especially against randoms) because nobody can shoot through it, in fact I've survived sustained minigun fire with my (at the time) 20% armored Jester before and even outran the dudes Entity when I went up into Vinewood Hills to escape.

 

[Vince]

The Jester is a great car. I love it because you can throw the rear window cover on and it becomes the greatest escape car ever (especially against randoms) because nobody can shoot through it, in fact I've survived sustained minigun fire with my (at the time) 20% armored Jester before and even outran the dudes Entity when I went up into Vinewood Hills to escape.

I'll +1 this. I'll go as far as saying it is, for me, the best car in the game at this point. Fast, nimble, and like a tank apparently.

 

[Jet Badger]

The Jester is a great car. I love it because you can throw the rear window cover on and it becomes the greatest escape car ever (especially against randoms) because nobody can shoot through it, in fact I've survived sustained minigun fire with my (at the time) 20% armored Jester before and even outran the dudes Entity when I went up into Vinewood Hills to escape.

Never thought of that, neat find! Gotta get myself some louvers now 👍

 

[Davidies]

I never liked louvers, but if they're bulletproof, I'll need them. We still need bulletproof windows! We can have military grade armor and bullet proof tires, but can be killed with a headshot by a standard pistol through the window.

 

[Kitten]

Grand Tour Race with Police, and with @gtuned. | Language Warning

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[Sage Ages]

Your audio is early.

 

[Kitten]

Your audio is early.

ooo. Silly me :|. Well ill just re-render it although it took 2 hours.

 

[gtuned]

Oh god.

The thing is, I don't try to swear, it just... happens.

 

[Sage Ages]

I'm the one that swears and causes other people to swear more than me.

@TheKitten @gtuned @pretty much every member I've played with.

 

[Kitten]

Oh god.

The thing is, I don't try to swear, it just... happens.

Ill need to add a F-Bomb counter

 

[Davidies]

Ill need to add a F-Bomb counter

Well, then be happy that I am not in it.

 

[Sage Ages]

Who wants to do stupid 🤬?

 

[AzNTypeR]

I bought this with the money from the Buffalo.

You know what? I like the feeling of being rich again. ;D

I can now buy anything that the heart desires!

 

[Davidies]

...Until your garage is filled up.

 

[KM964]

So, I think I know when the High Life DLC is coming out....they said later in the spring. Think about it.

"High Life"
April 20th

 

[Sage Ages]

I don't get it.


OOOOOH!

 

[driftinziggy]

So, I think I know when the High Life DLC is coming out....they said later in the spring. Think about it.

"High Life"
April 20th

Aside from it being 4/20 it's also Easter Sunday

 

[Snorevette]

Aside from it being 4/20 it's also Easter Sunday

420 raise it

 

[Sage Ages]

I just did a Coveted mission and didn't get any money or RP. What the hell.

 

[Vince]

I just did a Coveted mission and didn't get any money or RP. What the hell.

I'm doing my 16x Coveted playlist and I'm still getting $18,000 each completion.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I just did a Coveted mission and didn't get any money or RP. What the hell.

Did you forget there's a new daily (in game daily) cap limit?

 

[Vince]

Did you forget there's a new daily (in game daily) cap limit?

There is? What is the cap?

 

[Sage Ages]

Did you forget there's a new daily (in game daily) cap limit?

That was an April Fools joke.

Game glitched out. I got $15,500

 

[ProjectWHaT]

There is? What is the cap?

the April Fool's joke that I actually fell for.... :'c

That was an April Fools joke.

Game glitched out. I got $15,500

okay...

:'c

 

[gnomefromnome]

Last night I did RR solo (because the 2 level 5's in the session didn't want to join). I accidentally blew up a car and destroyed the document, which usually fails the mission right there. But the mission continued until I killed all the professionals...that's when I got the FAIL thing. Of all things it said "Mission failed, a professional was killed"

Then I restarted and got the full 37,5000 reward even though I ran RR last week.

 

[Sage Ages]

Anyway to could replicate that? I have an idea.