GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Darren.]

I think Chris (Speedy6543 is you didn't know) found out I'm one of the worst golfers in the world last night!

 

[Kitten]

I think Chris (Speedy6543 is you didn't know) found out I'm one of the worst golfers in the world last night!

And I learned he doesn't like being picked up by a Cargobob.

 

[Dean]

I think Chris (Speedy6543 is you didn't know) found out I'm one of the worst golfers in the world last night!

I saw that as well. Still, you're better than me. 👍

 

[m8h3r]

You lot have the most fun!

 

[KM964]

Well...

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12430-gta-online-players-receiving-ban-using-exploit-earn-gta.html

 

[iainoflo85]

Well...

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12430-gta-online-players-receiving-ban-using-exploit-earn-gta.html

Those "reports" were just photoshopped images.

 

[Speedy6543]

I think Chris (Speedy6543 is you didn't know) found out I'm one of the worst golfers in the world last night!

I didn't want to say anything yesterday but now that you mention it, I think my grandma would've done better.
We'll have to do it more. Practice makes perfect.

And I learned he doesn't like being picked up by a Cargobob.

Correct! I'd rather be dropped from 1000ft than to hang there powerless, especially in your hands.

BTW, me and my car survived that drop.

 

[Dan]

Which car were you in when you got dropped?

Most cars explode on impact when falling from high altitudes at high speed.

 

[ildd]

My friend had an eclipse with 20% armor survive like a 2500ft fall from a cargobomb. I was about 20ft away on top of my Hummer when he landed.
Btw my Hummer exploded from the same fall... with 40% armor. Both cases landed on 4 wheels.

 

[AudiMan2011]

Which car were you in when you got dropped?

Most cars explode on impact when falling from high altitudes at high speed.

I think it might've been a Banshee or some sedan. I couldn't get a close enough look flying past in my Mallard stunt plane without crashing into Speedy or Kitten's Cargobob.

 

[Speedy6543]

Which car were you in when you got dropped?

Most cars explode on impact when falling from high altitudes at high speed.

I'll have to look up the actual in-game name of the car but I can tell you I'm 90% sure it's the one Franklin has in the storymode.

 

[Bones Brigade]

Still haven't been online...jealous.

 

[Dan]

I'll have to look up the actual in-game name of the car but I can tell you I'm 90% sure it's the one Franklin has in the storymode.

Bravado Buffalo?

 

[Speedy6543]

Bravado Buffalo?

Just had a look and yes it's the Buffalo.

 

[Kitten]

Today, We do a Cannonball..... Presented by StreetKing.

 

[Dan]

Today, We do a Cannonball..... Presented by StreetKing.

Nice.

I like the idea of the rapids out in the country side, but the water just looks strange. It looks flat where it is falling down, and if you go into the "LA River lookalike", there's a part where the river drops down by some jet ski racers and it looks like a big, flat panel with the water texture painted on it. It's obviously see-through, but really weird.

 

[Sage Ages]

Which car were you in when you got dropped?

Most cars explode on impact when falling from high altitudes at high speed.

A vehicle only explodes on impact if the gas tank is damaged in the process. If you're lucky, you can manage quite a drop without blowing up.

 

[Kitten]

Today we do a Patrick Star, Presented by Katie.

 

[Dean]

^ Are you hosting a GTP-party?

 

[Kitten]

^ Are you hosting a GTP-party?

Yes unintentional.. Now were doing Human Kayak.

 

[Dan]

Yes unintentional.. Now were doing Human Kayak.

How about Red Rover with an 18-wheeler?

 

[Dean]

You should send out invites to all GTPers who might be interested.

 

[ildd]

How to really piss off someone in 2 steps

Plant sticky bombs by Simeons garage
Detonate sticky bombs when special vehicle pulls up

How to die in 2 steps

Do the above
Have that person put $9k bounty in you and hire mercenaries

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

I don't think that was worth 5k Dean... Man. That last attempt was quite fun though.

 

[Dean]

I don't think that was worth 5k Dean... Man. That last attempt was quite fun though.

I completely agree. Way too much work for only $5k. Just like "Death from above" this one should be avoided, in my opinion. But yes, the last attempt was quite fun.

 

[iainoflo85]

I completely agree. Way too much work for only $5k. Just like "Death from above" this one should be avoided, in my opinion. But yes, the last attempt was quite fun.

What mission was it?

And yeah Death From Above is suicide.

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

What mission was it?

And yeah Death From Above is suicide.

Lester mission, blowing up loads of police cars/bikes/vans etc.

 

[iainoflo85]

Lester mission, blowing up loads of police cars/bikes/vans etc.

Cops Capacity? Hmm. Well the armored car can be sold for 16k.

 

[m8h3r]

I just did Death From Above. Took 2 tries. In the end I luckily killed the target. Didn't know it was him mind but did that, nicked the Corquette an legged it!

 

[Louie_Schumii]

Today we do a Patrick Star, Presented by Katie.

So picturesque 👍

Do you guys play with the bluetooth headsets? I currently can't see myself buying one since you can always just have a group call on skype or google+ but after seeing the antics you guys get up to maybe I should get even a cheap one online.