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A Bobcat, a Dodo, and a Burrito.
Almost forgot I bought this thing, so took it out for a bit...
Got bored last night, so bought, modded, slammed, and shot this van...
Bronze and Maple Brown look pretty good, although the low light in these pics don't show it.
The Gang Burrito barely had any ground clearance to begin with!
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The lowest suspension for the Burrito turns me off, since it clips with radials.
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Yeah, I had to photoshop that out of the pics. Other than that, it looks sweet that low.
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Haven't been playing much GTA V since I bought Rocket League. Only here for the dailies, but here's some activity for the past few days.
For starters, here's me doing the "Perform a wheelie for 10 seconds" daily... without the need for an airstrip or something similar.
SKEUTA BRUDDA MASTER RACE. TREVOR PHILLIPS APPROVES!
Now, back to the photo dump of random SPD.
Once upon a time, there was a Zion on the highway. It's driving speed is unnaturally fast. I wonder why?
Suddenly, Hydra. On hover mode, so I'm not miffed by the lack of purple flame.
That highway billboard.
Eventually I left that poor Zion alone and went on to win this event. Why so serious? I NEED TO STILL BE LIQUID AFTER GETTING MY NIGHTSHADE.
For starters, here's me doing the "Perform a wheelie for 10 seconds" daily... without the need for an airstrip or something similar.
SKEUTA BRUDDA MASTER RACE. TREVOR PHILLIPS APPROVES!
Now, back to the photo dump of random SPD.
My Surano served my 2 years very well as the powerful rear wheel drive car that's both a blast and a challenge to drive and race. But since you all know about that, here's a random beach moment.
Well, this time it's on purpose that my Surano gets a photo shoot.
I wish I was outside my car; Jake's swept back balding head is not appealing to me taking photos.
What's this?
Cops? But I'm cleaner than the ocean! Then I realized there was a player in the cop car.
It's high noon...
DRAW!!
*scene removed, but you'll believe me that I kicked his ass to the hoosegow*
Later..
For some reason, I prefer paying LSC to fix my car, since the garage ruins my flow to drive my current car.
Well, this time it's on purpose that my Surano gets a photo shoot.
I wish I was outside my car; Jake's swept back balding head is not appealing to me taking photos.
What's this?
Cops? But I'm cleaner than the ocean! Then I realized there was a player in the cop car.
It's high noon...
DRAW!!
*scene removed, but you'll believe me that I kicked his ass to the hoosegow*
Later..
For some reason, I prefer paying LSC to fix my car, since the garage ruins my flow to drive my current car.
Oh, Red Barch- I mean: Red Berlinetta. When do I get to call you Red Barchetta proper?
..by stealing it and heading to an undisclosed parking garage while calling my own. Results?
I'm no fan of the Carbon wing, but if it makes it look like the SLS AMG Final Edition, I won't stop you.
I'm also no fan of putting neons on expensive sports cars. It'll fit on a tuner or a lowrider, for sure, but not for this.
I left the garage with the white Surano, and hunted down the owner who had a bounty. He was reluctant to blow me up as his traffic car went up in flames.
I'm no fan of the Carbon wing, but if it makes it look like the SLS AMG Final Edition, I won't stop you.
I'm also no fan of putting neons on expensive sports cars. It'll fit on a tuner or a lowrider, for sure, but not for this.
I left the garage with the white Surano, and hunted down the owner who had a bounty. He was reluctant to blow me up as his traffic car went up in flames.
Once upon a time, there was a Zion on the highway. It's driving speed is unnaturally fast. I wonder why?
Suddenly, Hydra. On hover mode, so I'm not miffed by the lack of purple flame.
That highway billboard.
Eventually I left that poor Zion alone and went on to win this event. Why so serious? I NEED TO STILL BE LIQUID AFTER GETTING MY NIGHTSHADE.
Another NPC interaction I found interesting.
We're in this age, and this is probably what I don't like to do. But I might have to next week, for WHAM! related reasons.
I know you all hate my Adder, so we'll move on quickly.
The guy in black seems to be quite the perfectionist..
We're in this age, and this is probably what I don't like to do. But I might have to next week, for WHAM! related reasons.
I know you all hate my Adder, so we'll move on quickly.
The guy in black seems to be quite the perfectionist..
There's something about AFKs, BRBs, whatever you call them that irks me. Here's another one, but without an animal mask so PETA won't go to my house and slap me.
Ugh.. just who wears a balaclava mask AND have a spooky face paint on?
Suddenly, this song.
My "Outlaw" Dominator: a staple of the Jake Ross character that I've been messing GTA Online with.
So, I crept up close..
And parked by the side street..
Then exiting the vehicle.
"Don't worry, missy. This won't be long."
So what will be today's weapon of choice? We already used the Cavalry Knife and the Hatchet, so now..
THE MACHETE!
I know we're getting a lot of wrong vibes here, but yes: this is a surprise buttsecks.
So, to finish this poor idiot's life off, we grab him..
And give it a whirl!
Now that I see it, he does kinda look like the TF2 Spy.
*insert Wasted theme here*
Ugh.. just who wears a balaclava mask AND have a spooky face paint on?
Suddenly, this song.
My "Outlaw" Dominator: a staple of the Jake Ross character that I've been messing GTA Online with.
So, I crept up close..
And parked by the side street..
Then exiting the vehicle.
"Don't worry, missy. This won't be long."
So what will be today's weapon of choice? We already used the Cavalry Knife and the Hatchet, so now..
THE MACHETE!
I know we're getting a lot of wrong vibes here, but yes: this is a surprise buttsecks.
So, to finish this poor idiot's life off, we grab him..
And give it a whirl!
Now that I see it, he does kinda look like the TF2 Spy.
*insert Wasted theme here*
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First up on this Executives Update: a bit of a coincidence.
What the hell, game? First up a guy giving the finger, then the F word, and then 69?
Back to the action.
I turned it into a much more agreeable Mako Shark, no?
Next time, stand somewhere else..
And of course, by popular demand: stock rims!
What the hell, game? First up a guy giving the finger, then the F word, and then 69?
Back to the action.
So, you might be wondering why I mention Halo? Because inside joke: it's the warthog from one of my Gran Turismo fiction works that I've retired.
One of the main characters is a guy named Sonny. Sonny is an over-exaggeration of my personal being, being a celebrity in the racing world. His character eventually gave influence here in the form of my Vigero and my Banshee.
Then, he has an assistant named Kirk, who so happens to be a direct copy of myself if I was a car mechanic whose services are used in great effect.
His car was a Pozzi Camaro RS, since I'm a HUUUGE fan of the 70s Camaro. It looked like this:
With that said, you can say one of my favorite US muscle cars to ever exist has transitioned into the wacky world of GTA. HERE'S THE THEME SONG BECAUSE IT'S THE WARTHOG!
The Declasse Nightshade decides to be itself. Weird.
It stares.
And it has a bum that glares.
It's really nice looking. The wide body kit is kind of stuck there, so we have to bear with it. You can change the front lip to a square one.. and a wheelie bar too.
I think the best part is that the secondary color is the body parts that allows you to make your own Pozzi Camaro RS.
R* didn't give a crap on the insides. Though.. it did have a tank of nitro on the center for some reason.
I like this purchase.. even with after all the others I've lost 3 million. There are plans to get a yacht, ya know..
Moving on to the revolver: an interesting gun with a manual firing mechanism. You push the hammer back after every shot.
It serves as a nice looking gun for a nice looking cowboy like Jake.
There were 2 boats behind me, but I didn't care.
The gun performs like a Marksman Pistol with a mag, more fire rate, less effective range, and less damage.
I fired a shot, scaring everyone around.
Pulling the trigger cock..
Well, reloads are done like this.
R* needs to work on their animations. That clipping..
One of the main characters is a guy named Sonny. Sonny is an over-exaggeration of my personal being, being a celebrity in the racing world. His character eventually gave influence here in the form of my Vigero and my Banshee.
Then, he has an assistant named Kirk, who so happens to be a direct copy of myself if I was a car mechanic whose services are used in great effect.
His car was a Pozzi Camaro RS, since I'm a HUUUGE fan of the 70s Camaro. It looked like this:
With that said, you can say one of my favorite US muscle cars to ever exist has transitioned into the wacky world of GTA. HERE'S THE THEME SONG BECAUSE IT'S THE WARTHOG!
The Declasse Nightshade decides to be itself. Weird.
It stares.
And it has a bum that glares.
It's really nice looking. The wide body kit is kind of stuck there, so we have to bear with it. You can change the front lip to a square one.. and a wheelie bar too.
I think the best part is that the secondary color is the body parts that allows you to make your own Pozzi Camaro RS.
R* didn't give a crap on the insides. Though.. it did have a tank of nitro on the center for some reason.
I like this purchase.. even with after all the others I've lost 3 million. There are plans to get a yacht, ya know..
Moving on to the revolver: an interesting gun with a manual firing mechanism. You push the hammer back after every shot.
It serves as a nice looking gun for a nice looking cowboy like Jake.
There were 2 boats behind me, but I didn't care.
The gun performs like a Marksman Pistol with a mag, more fire rate, less effective range, and less damage.
I fired a shot, scaring everyone around.
Pulling the trigger cock..
Well, reloads are done like this.
R* needs to work on their animations. That clipping..
Like it says on the tin.
And a little bonus: SPD's author avatars, in car form, together at last.
And a little bonus: SPD's author avatars, in car form, together at last.
The Mamba is FAST, and a 1 million dollar purchase that's better than the Adder! But the Nightshade has taken the spotlight.. for now..
You might be thinking.. isn't your Blackfin painted like your original GTA Online character's style? And you have another one?
Fear not! The Blackfin hasn't been forgotten. Though I wish that car would also be Sports Classic.
The style is another SPD inside thing.
You might be thinking.. isn't your Blackfin painted like your original GTA Online character's style? And you have another one?
Fear not! The Blackfin hasn't been forgotten. Though I wish that car would also be Sports Classic.
The style is another SPD inside thing.
What returned? The Banshee's special attack: The 2nd gear speed boost of course!
I turned it into a much more agreeable Mako Shark, no?
Next time, stand somewhere else..
And of course, by popular demand: stock rims!
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First up on this Executives Update: a bit of a coincidence.
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What the hell, game? First up a guy giving the finger, then the F word, and then 69?
Back to the action.
So, you might be wondering why I mention Halo? Because inside joke: it's the warthog from one of my Gran Turismo fiction works that I've retired.
One of the main characters is a guy named Sonny. Sonny is an over-exaggeration of my personal being, being a celebrity in the racing world. His character eventually gave influence here in the form of my Vigero and my Banshee.
Then, he has an assistant named Kirk, who so happens to be a direct copy of myself if I was a car mechanic whose services are used in great effect.
His car was a Pozzi Camaro RS, since I'm a HUUUGE fan of the 70s Camaro. It looked like this:
And there was me planning a F-Bomb Camaro for my Nightshade once I get one.... lol
EDIT: Wow I failed at quoting. Anyway original message said: And there was me planning a F-Bomb Camaro for my Nightshade once I get one....
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A little shenanigan to start:
Somebody died in explosions that night. Who did: I'd rather not say.
Somebody died in explosions that night. Who did: I'd rather not say.
Just one of those moments where illustration serve better than words.
This is your typical bounty shopping in Binco for some reason.
That is his Armored Kuruma, and a Riot Van just waiting outside. Notice how I dropped the Scrubmobile name altogether?
This is Jake looking at some other random trying to bring police brutality to the van.
Strangely it reminds me of the Cloaker in Payday The Heist and Payday 2. This guy just won't stop. But he's cool.
Oh! Notice how it's dawn. Check out the time of the next picture.
Time passes, and I still wait like the hunter. Another random stole his Kuruma..
But yet another random enters the shop to end up looking like the Mad Hatter.
He gets out and we leave each other alone. A fair agreement.
Later.. yes: This guy sure shops for clothes pretty long! And Mad Hatter here gives no :censored:s witnessing my crime later.
And then: the moment of truth..
He gets out with hardly a change of clothes! You made me wait, now time to deploy..
THE TRAP!
MOVE 🤬! GET OUT THE WAY!
How he bled like that, I don't know..
And the Riot Van stands strong, ready for 8 more of these silly things.
Mission Complete!
This is your typical bounty shopping in Binco for some reason.
That is his Armored Kuruma, and a Riot Van just waiting outside. Notice how I dropped the Scrubmobile name altogether?
This is Jake looking at some other random trying to bring police brutality to the van.
Strangely it reminds me of the Cloaker in Payday The Heist and Payday 2. This guy just won't stop. But he's cool.
Oh! Notice how it's dawn. Check out the time of the next picture.
Time passes, and I still wait like the hunter. Another random stole his Kuruma..
But yet another random enters the shop to end up looking like the Mad Hatter.
He gets out and we leave each other alone. A fair agreement.
Later.. yes: This guy sure shops for clothes pretty long! And Mad Hatter here gives no :censored:s witnessing my crime later.
And then: the moment of truth..
He gets out with hardly a change of clothes! You made me wait, now time to deploy..
THE TRAP!
MOVE 🤬! GET OUT THE WAY!
How he bled like that, I don't know..
And the Riot Van stands strong, ready for 8 more of these silly things.
Mission Complete!
I was in a hurry too! But never fear: I did it.
I'd say: these fluorescent colors look good on my Glendale and the Team Van.
Although, I'd say the Glendale might look more appropriate with a black roof. Nothing like showing off your crew pride with TWO machines with the color.
*rides a tricycle with a lollipop after being incinerated* Uhhh... I can explain.
I'd say: these fluorescent colors look good on my Glendale and the Team Van.
Although, I'd say the Glendale might look more appropriate with a black roof. Nothing like showing off your crew pride with TWO machines with the color.
*rides a tricycle with a lollipop after being incinerated* Uhhh... I can explain.
With the name of the car color being "CallmeDan Green", one can't help but promote the joke even further when it might also be the only time I will ever own a Comet.
Especially when I truly deny the existence of this car as the Official Crew Car. A guy has to justify the A-Team Van being in my garage, you know.
The Comet is currently a fairly competent sports car but has the difficulty levels of a Devil May Cry game when it comes to driver friendliness.
With an extra 5th garage, I've gotten the Nightshade, the Mamba, the Cognoscenti 55, and this. Maybe the Tampa and an extra Lowrider may enter, but that's in the SPD list for now.
The engine is in the rear? That's why it's so loose in the turns. I mean, really? Come on, people. That's like adding 2 and 2 to make 4.
I'm not a fan of typical Porsche, but the Comet looks great. It's got a cute Ginetta smile up front.
He's meant to be there.
Especially when I truly deny the existence of this car as the Official Crew Car. A guy has to justify the A-Team Van being in my garage, you know.
The Comet is currently a fairly competent sports car but has the difficulty levels of a Devil May Cry game when it comes to driver friendliness.
With an extra 5th garage, I've gotten the Nightshade, the Mamba, the Cognoscenti 55, and this. Maybe the Tampa and an extra Lowrider may enter, but that's in the SPD list for now.
The engine is in the rear? That's why it's so loose in the turns. I mean, really? Come on, people. That's like adding 2 and 2 to make 4.
I'm not a fan of typical Porsche, but the Comet looks great. It's got a cute Ginetta smile up front.
He's meant to be there.
In GTA 4, one thing I love to do online is to head to Alderney and steal one to cruise with. Now, with the newly released DLC, the Cognoscenti got more love in the form of a new model armored variants. I went for the fastest around the track version and here it is.
Another car with Chrome? But hear me out: it looks fine, right? I spent a lot of money with paint alone.
I was thinking I'd get the armored version, but I'm not in the mood to be called a scrub like the Armored Kurumas out there.
I kind of miss the PMP 600, but I'll go with this. It sounds nice, and drives fast for a Sedan... if the new Schafters didn't break the class.
Also: the new 4 doors have a paintable interior like the Lowriders. But not exactly as customizable.
Another car with Chrome? But hear me out: it looks fine, right? I spent a lot of money with paint alone.
I was thinking I'd get the armored version, but I'm not in the mood to be called a scrub like the Armored Kurumas out there.
I kind of miss the PMP 600, but I'll go with this. It sounds nice, and drives fast for a Sedan... if the new Schafters didn't break the class.
Also: the new 4 doors have a paintable interior like the Lowriders. But not exactly as customizable.
Just me and my Mamba having some speedy fun. I'll keep it hush, but notice the suspension of the car, and my sexy aviators 
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I haven't met with a modder since the Executives update came out, but just hours before the update, I managed to steal a lime, invincible LAZER from an AFK modder.
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Ah yes...the stack problem. Even on sea
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Transfer a vehicle from Trevor...to anyone else nets this. Trevor going for a walk
Franklin interupts a mugging
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A few shots enjoying the new yacht and the sights it provides for.
The Party Arrives
Sol
Morning Mooring
Gordo Glare
Why I hired Him
Come Aboard!
The Party Arrives
Sol
Morning Mooring
Gordo Glare
Why I hired Him
Come Aboard!
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@Marcus Garvey, perfect name for the boat. 👍
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I'm going to start doing these "car spotting" style photos.
Here's a Massacro that I spotted.
So artsy.
After receiving a large sum of cash I got myself a T20. I based it on the P1 press car that everyone has hooned in. It even has a "P1 00V" license plate.
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Also, with my large sum of money that I have received, I bought some cars. Unlike other people who buy those super cars and color them chrome or such, I went for the "Stealth wealth" route that Mr. Regular explained in his Phaeton video.
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Here's a Massacro that I spotted.
So artsy.
After receiving a large sum of cash I got myself a T20. I based it on the P1 press car that everyone has hooned in. It even has a "P1 00V" license plate.
Also, with my large sum of money that I have received, I bought some cars. Unlike other people who buy those super cars and color them chrome or such, I went for the "Stealth wealth" route that Mr. Regular explained in his Phaeton video.
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I'm in the Christmas spirit.
So close...
So close...
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