GTAV - snapmatics

[MMX]

That's a cool shot. 👍

 

[Katiegan]

R* Editor won't save the engraved name? You still have that Deutsch flag hanging, though..

If you chose the flag because of the name 'Dutchman', shouldn't you have gone for the Netherlands flag? Since... that's where Dutch people come from?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I couldn't find a dutch flag..

So I went with a deutsch one.

 

[Dan]

I couldn't find a dutch flag..

So I went with a deutsch one.

You deutschebag.

 

[gnomefromnome]

When you join a race called Hazzard Rally




Before


and after

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Spoiler: Gary

I met a guy named Gary on LifeInvader. I told him he was hella sexy and asked if we could meet. I sent him a picture of myself so he knew what to expect and he sent me his address. I headed over and he immediately looked better in person than he did in the picture. He didn't seem to recognize me, though. He just ignored me, pretty much.

I tried introducing myself by giving him a hug but he shoved me away. This wasn't going to stop me, though.

I said to him "Please, I just want inside of you!" but this only made him angrier. Perhaps he already has somebody inside of him, judging by his size?

I made one last advance, and apparently the was the final straw for Gary. He shot me multiple times in the chest, but, unphased, I pull out my AP pistol and put a few rounds back into him, thinking maybe that was just how he done foreplay.

I guess he was tired after that because he just got down on the ground and fell asleep. I was a little confused at first, but I just figured that he probably wasn't the type to say "Goodnight" before he went to bed. I gave him a kiss on the forehead and left.

Spoiler: Heavy Revolver

Has anyone noticed how detailed the Heavy Revolver is?

Holy 🤬 50mm? Oh, Rockstar...

Spoiler: Misc

 

[Katiegan]

Spoiler: Gary

I met a guy named Gary on LifeInvader. I told him he was hella sexy and asked if we could meet. I sent him a picture of myself so he knew what to expect and he sent me his address. I headed over and he immediately looked better in person than he did in the picture. He didn't seem to recognize me, though. He just ignored me, pretty much.

I tried introducing myself by giving him a hug but he shoved me away. This wasn't going to stop me, though.

I said to him "Please, I just want inside of you!" but this only made him angrier. Perhaps he already has somebody inside of him, judging by his size?

I made one last advance, and apparently the was the final straw for Gary. He shot me multiple times in the chest, but, unphased, I pull out my AP pistol and put a few rounds back into him, thinking maybe that was just how he done foreplay.

I guess he was tired after that because he just got down on the ground and fell asleep. I was a little confused at first, but I just figured that he probably wasn't the type to say "Goodnight" before he went to bed. I gave him a kiss on the forehead and left.

Spoiler: Heavy Revolver

Has anyone noticed how detailed the Heavy Revolver is?

Holy 🤬 50mm? Oh, Rockstar...

Spoiler: Misc

I laughed way too hard at the Gary story.

Sounded like a jerk, though. You deserve better than him anyway!

 

[AudiMan2011]

Sold some cars on my second character to finally get a Sultan RS in all it's itasha glory.

Come at me.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Went ahead and got a Banshee 900R

I think I like it.


edit: Are the pictures working for anyone?

 

[Dan]

Went ahead and got a Banshee 900R

I think I like it.


edit: Are the pictures working for anyone?

The third one only works when I quote it.

Other than that, looks awesome.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Spoiler: (16 images) Skeuta Bruddaz Adventures: The Curse of the Flying Dutchman

Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! And, uhh.. ever!

Good morning, Jake! Out for a ride on the Faggio? What? You don't like people seeing you with that?

Well too bad! I want you to beat 10 second wheelie dailies without a long straight. Not to mention I sold and rebought the same Faggio a few times too many.

I wonder where you're headed..


Later..

Without revealing how I managed this, I managed to slip on the Flying Dutchman with the Faggio. SKEUTA BRUDDAZ MAKING NAMES AND TAKING TERRITORY!

Now to mark our new land..

Emm.. whoops!

Okay, that didn't count. Now we head out to mark new land!

*whistling*

I'm wondering how the ship isn't actually wobbling.

Found the sun shining brightly, so I took an opportunity.

Haha! I can see you, Captain! Haha!

But I felt like going on the hot tub, so I changed and brought the Faggio in.

You're seeing this right: it's still working.

And to prove it..

Oh R*. So that wasn't water at all, but particles? I'm sure the Faggio can't even survive rank 1 on the Water Clearance Test!

I think the best part of having a Pisces is how the Swift and the Speeder are top of the line performance for their classes, compared to the other, more expensive bo-at.

Spoiler: (8 images) Should I actually fall into the hype, this is how my two lovely sports cars would end up like

Not saying that they're bad, but I'm glad I decided to hold back the Benny tunes and go forward with my bo-at fund at the time. Therefore, with the power of mod menus, here are how I would envision my Banshee and Sultan should they be spoiled like kings.

 

[Sting]

Thinking about the rally lights since I covered the stock ones.

 

[TexRex]

Uhm...what exactly is he doing?

 

[e rikkie]

Uhm...what exactly is he doing?

looks like he's refilling the sparkplug sparks reservoir

 

[TexRex]

It seems it's a common problem, as Hao's doing it too.

 

[Dan]

@SomePlayaDude I can't believe that I never noticed the stripes on the Faggio continue onto the rear, and I drive mine all the time! Also, I love the gulf colors on it. I might change mine from Metallic Purple/Hot Pink Pearlescent and Chrome.

 

[Sage Ages]

Uhm...what exactly is he doing?

Topping off the headlight fluid container.

 

[MMX]

Reworked my Sultan a little...

Stone Silver, and Ultra Blue Pearl. I try not to over use them, but Chrome Groundride wheels, just look so good.

In a side room at Beekers garage...

Spoiler

Wonder if this has been there since launch...

Did a little more truckin'

Spoiler

Slow ass bus.......move it, buddy!

Made some guys angry...

But I was east bound, and down...

And finally, my Dukes fixed up to look like the understated muscle of the late 60s...

Spoiler

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Spoiler: (9 images) An SPD sneak on a modified Albany Roosevelt Valor

During the chaos that is testing out the 900R's new top speed on Broughy's flat land, I managed to code in and take a small rev test at..

The Roosevelt Valor!

A reference to some enemies back at Liberty City Stories (and CJ driving a Feltzer too fast on the Las Venturas Strip)

I was having this inner battle to say if I wanted one or not, especially when I already have the Fränken Stange.

But details: I'm guessing the total cost for this car would be about 1.2 million, adding both mods and car price. And I can park wherever I effing want, you big nosed bastard!

Also, you can have two people hang out the sides and shoot their MGs, like in the regular Roosevelt, if that's your million dollar question.

Drive wise, it feels like the Roosevelt, but with the Stirling curse that is a wheel spoiler at the back. Also, it has a slightly better top speed of 100-ish?

Running a red!

After only 20 minutes, I'm already buying when it goes on.

Then, my Fränken Stange won't be the only 4 door classic in my garage!

Spoiler: (4 images) A glitch in the matrix

I have no idea why the Übermacht cars are Matrix references and all, but there's no other better reference I can think of right now.. This happened after an instance of me winning Air Force Zero.

I have no idea how..

Wood you mind?

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW!

I should've saved the moment when I drove out..

 

[STI9]

Caption competition?

 

[e rikkie]

Caption competition?

here you see a rikkie in his natural environment attacking a prey​

 

[AudiMan2011]

So I finally figured out how to use R* Editor for Snapmatics.

 

[STI9]

"Let me tell you about my boat"

 

[e rikkie]

"Let me tell you about my boat"

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daaaaaayyyyy ooo .... daaaaahaaaaahaaaaayyyyy o oooo



nice to meet you harry

 

[TexRex]

Related to the post above (and therefor the post above it), but not to the thread as a whole:

Spoiler

Easily one of the greatest movie moments of all time.

 

[Sting]

"Let me tell you about my boat"

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Buy that today?

 

[STI9]

Buy that today?

Yep, couldn't think of a funny name so I went with Belafonte - Bill Murray's boat from Life Aquatic. Went for the Pisces as its better/1M cheaper than the Aquarius.

 

[250 GTO]

"Let me tell you about my boat"

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Obviously I approve :-)

 

[TexRex]

I had a better orange but resigned to the belief I'd never be able to stage a shot with even one tanker and changed it, and then I got some help from @ExoSphere64 (he's in the background) but forgot what I'd used previously. Still...

Hellaflush.

Thousand-yard stare.

Finally got enough slipstreams to unlock Gasoline Green and sprayed my Sabre (first car) the colors I originally acquired it in.

Tasteless car owned by a tasteless, shirtless random...who shot at me as I rode away (on the Bati pictured) after heist.

Finally sold my Jackal, can you guess why?

For the benefit of others rather than myself, just playing around while I waited for a Simeon priority vehicle.

 

[ExoSphere64]

Just had a pretty cool session with @TexRex and @Beeblebrox237 ... Still a few of us left on old gen....

A little style comparison...

Tex has the sickest Manana I have seen so far! Better picture of it above this post!