GTP Alternative Cool Wall: Bacon

[SomePlayaDude]

Coming from something that persistently rolls on mud, I'd have to uncool it.

Who even eats cold bacon anyways?

 

[Carlos]

As a former McDonald's Warrior, I can inform you that the bacon is merely pre-cooked then delivered to the restaurant, re-frozen and then defrosted for a worryingly short amount of time before being put on the burgers in question. It's rather grim.

THANK YOU. I'll never eat bacon from them again Going to inform my buddies too HE HE HE

 

[SniperRed3]

THANK YOU. I'll never eat bacon from them again Going to inform my buddies too HE HE HE

McDonald's operation is disgusting, but I eat there anyway. Bacon and egg mcmuffin anyone?

 

[W3H5]

McDonald's operation is disgusting, but I eat there anyway. Bacon and egg mcmuffin anyone?

Sausage and cheese McMuffin, if your offering, thanks.

 

[GTPorsche]

One of those words must mean bacon!

Nope.

 

[niky]

One of the finest actors of his time. I mean, how can you not love Footloose?

Sub-zero.


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Oh, wait, we're talking about meat?

 

[Sage Ages]

When your food needs something extra, this goes along nicely in many cases. Cool.

 

[AlvaroF]

iThis has so much cool points and so much uncool ones that I don't honestly know what o vote. I guess I'll have to give it a meh

 

[Turtle]

It's gross and people obsess over it. Seriously uncool.

I'm guessing I'm now on multiple hit lists.

 

[Tornado]

The internet ruined bacon just as assuredly as it ruined Trogdor.

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

This is the Nissan GT-R of food. Very, very good, and most people would have it, but the internet over analyses its praises and completely ignores its downfalls. Uncool.

 

[E28]

Too mainstream, and like, so overplayed for me. I prefer cured hams.

Disclaimer: I am not a hipster and I love bacon.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Too much inedible fat. Not the best Pork product. Overrated on the internet. Seriously Uncool.

 

[Minty]

As a former McDonald's Warrior, I can inform you that the bacon is merely pre-cooked then delivered to the restaurant, re-frozen and then defrosted for a worryingly short amount of time before being put on the burgers in question. It's rather grim.

I'm currently sitting in McDonald's on break, and the bacon is definitely not pre cooked, and it spends more time on the grill than any other meat.

I've always found it funny that people say McDonald's bacon is unhealthy, as if there is some mystical form of healthy fatty-grease-saturated-meat-strips out there.

McDonald's food is far from healthy on the whole, but it's a lot less gross than most people would imagine. Provided you're not visiting a McDonald's somewhere crappy, like Detroit.


OT: I love bacon on occasion, because it's just delicious. It goes very well with scrambled eggs, or even fried eggs, but aside from that I rarely touch it. Either way, considering bacon is a pretty ordinary food, I'd hardly consider it cool. For a food to be cool it has to do something to make it unique, and bacon just doesn't do that.

 

[Wolfe]

Since GTP_Ingram covered the joke I was going to make, I'm going to have to vote Sub Zero just because the "OMG seriously uncool because internet/overrated" complaints are the most ridiculous thing I've read all week. Not an easy feat considering I've been watching this week's conversation in the Libertarian Party thread.

 

[SniperRed3]

I've eaten paper that tastes better than McDonald's bacon.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I've eaten paper that tastes better than McDonald's bacon.

Fixed

 

[DK]

I don't mind bacon in either McDonald's or Burger King...especially on a Summer BBQ Tendercrisp.

 

[C-ZETA]

I like mine hot, not cool.

 

[2clicks]

It has to be made properly, but when it is, it's cool.

 

[Doodle]

Eww. Bacon is nasty.

 

[niky]

It's apparent a lot of people have never had real bacon.

It's like reading reviews of pizza. What kind of pizza was it? Who made it? Is it made with fresh dough, kneaded by hand, rolled into shape and tossed? Are they using real tomatoes or paste out of a can? What's on top? Mozarella and Parmesan, or processed cheddar and processed quick-melt cheddar? Are there pineapples involved? Wait... stop right there... if there are pineapples, that's not a pizza. No ifs or buts.

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The best bacon is Canadian, sliced thin, with just a hint of marbling. Cooked until it's crackling and crispy but not completely dry, then pulled out and let to sit on napkins until the oil has leached out.

Complaining bacon is greasy, fatty and nasty just because that's the way Unca Ronald McDonald makes them is like saying all Tacos taste like cardboard after eating Ma Bell's cooking.

Boys... bacon.is.good.

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Unfortunately, this doesn't make it anywhere near as cool as Kevin Bacon.

 

[Dan]

Sub-Zero. Now I could really go for some.

 

[JAHHAJ]

I like it but, it's not complete unless it has the rest of the foods needed for a full english, cool.

 

[Turtle]

Not even Canadian bacon is good. I'll pick that off when I get a Hawaiian pizza. Y'know, the ones with pineapple on it?

Pizza with pepperoni is the best, of course.

 

[niky]

Not even Canadian bacon is good. I'll pick that off when I get a Hawaiian pizza. Y'know, the ones with pineapple on it?

Pizza with pepperoni is the best, of course.

You're safe because the missus likes Hawaiian pizza for some godawful reason.

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I suppose, like Monty Python and the Princess Bride, the hype of bacon will never live up to the expectations created by a million nerds on the internet.

Now let me tell you about Takoyaki...

 

[Slash]

THIS IS SUB :censored:ING ZERO.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Voted Meh since I don't have a preference one way or the other.

 

[Turtle]

You're safe because the missus likes Hawaiian pizza for some godawful reason.

Thanks, missus.

I don't like Hawaiian pizza very much, but I eat it when I finish off all of the pepperoni pizza. I'm a glutton when it comes to pizza, just not those awful ones covered in barbecue sauce or any "gourmet" garbage.

 

[Lizard]

Now let me tell you about Takoyaki...

That stuff is truly godly.