GTP Alternative Cool Wall: Bacon

[W3H5]

^ that's nasty.

Hawaiian pizzas are ham and pineapple, not bacon, right? Anyhow, I order them without the pineapple because why would I want pineapple on my pizza?

 

[Lizard]

^ that's nasty.

Hawaiian pizzas are ham and pineapple, not bacon, right? Anyhow, I order them without the pineapple because why would I want pineapple on my pizza?

What's wrong with Takoyaki? It is lovely.

 

[Turtle]

Hawaiian pizzas are ham and pineapple, not bacon, right?

Canadian bacon.

Anyhow, I order them without the pineapple because why would I want pineapple on my pizza?

Because all you pineapple haters are mad.

 

[W3H5]

What's wrong with Takoyaki? It is lovely.

Not enough bacon.

 

[niky]

Takoyaki is Japanese for "bacon." Except they don't eat pork, so they throw in everything that isn't nailed down into the batter and magical unicorn poop comes out the other end...

 

[W3H5]

That must be why my wife loves it then, the unicorn poop...

 

[Dagger311]

Seriously uncool. Even when I ate meat, that was the nastiest stuff I'd ever eaten.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Bacon Cheeseburger Casserole

So, take a wild guess what my vote was!

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Meh. Would rather have toast.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

...if there was anything in the universe that deserved an SZ it'd be Bacon

 

[Anathema]

So, take a wild guess what my vote was!

Greasy?

 

[Adamgp]

Sub Zero. No explanation needed. Much better than the Canadian stuff.

Some day I hope to make my own.

 

[Zenith]

Seriously Uncool because of internet geeks thinking that turning bacon into some sort of inside joke will make them cool.

 

[Monatsende]

I have no relation to bacon. Sometimes I eat it. So, it`s a "no vote" for me.

 

[Eric Demory]

Every time I eat bacon, I think of how much I despise vegetarians.

 

[Bopop4]

Some day I hope to make my own.

If you wish to make bacon you must first create the universe-Carl Sagan (Probably)

 

[Adamgp]

If you wish to make bacon you must first create the universe-Carl Sagan (Probably)

In order to make bacon, I must first become bacon.

Or something.

 

[Pupik]

Once upon a time, bacon was a food that was used in limited quantities. A bacon cheeseburger was an unusual find. Bacon could be bought cheaply and you could enjoy it on a occasion. Somewhere in the past 6-7 years, its become overused. Every restaurant wants offer bacon in some style of entree, every burger joint is hawking its bacon burger, every chip or cracker manufacturer has some sort of bacon additive, and there's even Bacon Soda, for crying out loud (or crying because it tastes like varnish). Guess what happens next...with every corporate suit knowing you folks are so fooled by bacon, it will become your own worst enemy. Doctor Nick Rivieras will roam the earth.

People get on the internet and won't stop talking about bacon, and they act as if their palate is so extremely limited that it seems to negate anything they have to say about food. It's getting quite a bit played out and obnoxious by now. You're allowed one bacon joke...now shut up and keep moving along. The problem is, that nobody knows that you've heard the joke ten thousand times already, and everyone thinks they're the first to say it, like they've climbed Mount Olympus or something.

Look, it's nice every so often, but it's greasy and there's actual cuts of meat that taste better for the price. I'll admit it's nice every now and then, but in most cases, it just tastes like soft beef jerky with a easy excuse to push more salty salt-salt-NaCl-odium into our bodies.

Meh to cool to the food, and Seriously Uncool on the internet meme that should have been buried years ago.