GTP Alternative Yes This Is Still A Thing Wall: 1928-present Sliced Bread

[ziopaperone]

SU, because I see it as something you buy to keep in the pantry "just in case" (you can't go to the bakery). Also, the shape is as bland as it could get, at least when compared to this:

(Yes, that's bread.)

 

[Joel]

Sub-Zero. It's so good, people use it as a benchmark for other good things.

"Well, that's the best thing since sliced bread!

They use it as a benchmark for how good things are. Not how cool they are.

 

[Dagger311]

They use it as a benchmark for how good things are. Not how cool they are.

And good things are typically cool.

 

[Epic B]

Sub-Zero. Because it's easier than using a knife.

And good things are typically cool.

Heat isn't always a bad thing, but it's not very cool. In fact, it's Seriously Uncool.