GTP Awards Ceremony, Got a Date Yet?

[Liquid]

I'll slosh around in a bowl, please.

Just don't drink me.

 

[kolio]

I'll slosh around in a bowl, please.

Just don't drink me.

Please, do not slosh around in the bowl.

 

[High-Test]

I invite @TB because someone has to stop him. My weapon is noodles.

@Blitz24 can come too.

 

[TB]

My weapon is noodles.

Blast. My one weakness!

@Blitz24

Blast. My other weakness!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

And dammit... how could I forget

Probably as easily as you forgot me.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Probably as easily as you forgot me.

You're right, we're going to need a big table

 

[prisonermonkeys]

You're right, we're going to need a big table

To IKEA!

Our theme shall be "King Arthur and the Knights of the Modern Swedish Design Table".

 

[Niku Driver HC]

To IKEA!

Our theme shall be "King Arthur and the Knights of the Modern Swedish Design Table".

Considering the natural puzzling character (in more ways than one) of IKEA furniture, will you be building the "Swedish Design Table" as the ceremony rages on? We could take a page from SEMA's book and have a competition where people get together in groups and see who builds their table faster...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Considering the natural puzzling character (in more ways than one) of IKEA furniture, will you be building the "Swedish Design Table" as the ceremony rages on? We could take a page from SEMA's book and have a competition where people get together in groups and see who builds their table faster...

That sounds like the least fun thing ever.

However, as the night goes on, I expect that we will turn Modern Swedish Design into Modern Swedish Rubble.

 

[Jimlaad43]

To IKEA!

Our theme shall be "King Arthur and the Knights of the Modern Swedish Design Table".

I will make it my goal to steal a few screws while you're building it

 

[Niku Driver HC]

That sounds like the least fun thing ever.

However, as the night goes on, I expect that we will turn Modern Swedish Design into Modern Swedish Rubble.

Well, a few drinks inbetween can easily sway the dull into the awesome... Besides, if anything, it would be fun to see if anyone else can build furniture like Danny within that context. I doubt such would happen, but you never know, right?

And yes, it is more likely that after a roudy round of booze and general madness, the table will probably revert to its original, after-the-tree-has-been-cut form...

Provided that people do not use the wood to fuel a fire to cook marshmellows, that is.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I will make it my goal to steal a few screws while you're building it

Knowing the way IKEA label their products, you'll likely wind up stealing an avocado.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Knowing the way IKEA label their products, you'll likely wind up stealing an avocado.

But I'll make sure it's the load bearing Avocado

 

[TenEightyOne]

But I'll make sure it's the load bearing Avocado

...and not an avokaappi.

 

[Adamgp]

Since this is my first year going, will the after party have a karaoke stage?

 

[W3H5]

Since this is my first year going, will the after party have a karaoke stage?

Absolutely. Singing is mandatory.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Absolutely. Singing is mandatory.

And who is choosing the playlist, may I ask? Surely we are not going to do that via personal tastes...

..ah, who am I kidding, clearly there is only one choice; the 🤬 choice.

 

[Adamgp]

Absolutely. Singing is mandatory.

That rule may change after my turn on stage.

 

[Cowboy]

Absolutely. Singing is mandatory.

I nominate you to sing first .

 

[Ken]

I'll sing, but I need a plethora of booze first.

 

[TB]

I'll sing, but I need a plethora of booze first.

Jefe, what is a plethora?

 

[Ken]

Jefe, what is a plethora?

This should answer that question.

NOUN

1. (a plethora of)
   a large or excessive amount of (something):
   "a plethora of committees and subcommittees"
   synonyms: excess · overabundance · superabundance · surplus

 

[ECGadget]

To IKEA!

Our theme shall be "King Arthur and the Knights of the Modern Swedish Design Table".

Idea. Why not just host the whole event at IKEA? Plenty of seating. Plus if you need more just pop into the Market Hall and fix a few more up.

 

[kolio]

I will only sing if Adele is my background vocalist that does all the work.

 

[Ken]

Idea. Why not just host the whole event at IKEA? Plenty of seating. Plus if you need more just pop into the Market Hall and fix a few more up.

Because we'll end up with enough hardware to make 40 seats although we bought 80.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I will only sing if Adele is my background vocalist that does all the work.

We were only able to book George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley

 

[Adamgp]

We were only able to book George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley

My favorites.

 

[kolio]

We were only able to book George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley

Looks like I will be staying home.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Well, a few drinks inbetween can easily sway the dull into the awesome...

My team would be at a massive advantage because I don't drink.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

My team would be at a massive advantage because I don't drink.

Neither do I, good sire... Although my handyman skills are far from being impressive, even if it is IKEA's special brand of puzzles, which means that your team is indeed at a massive advantage.

Besides, drinks usually lead even the non-believers into a rowdy night of drinking...