GTP Awards Ceremony. Who's going?

[SlipZtrEm]

I'm super late getting to this one, so here's the table:

@Noob616 - As he said, bitching about Simcoe.
@Tornado - So that we can bitch about stupidity in general.
@Azuremen - Shared interests: dressing well, drinking prodigiously, sarcasm.
@Small_Fryz - That drinking bit, again.
@McLaren - Every table needs a Texan.
@Moglet - Because he's always seemed like a cool guy.
@Terronium-12 - yes, we'd have our own seats over at the long staff table, but I'd regret not having him at this table too.

Naturally, I want to include @Danny, but in my vision of the event, only he could pull off hosting duties, so I imagine he'd be busy.

 

[Aldo]

I'll take 10 bottles of vodka. Oh and some sunglasses so that the glare from @axletramp's head doesn't burn my eyes.

 

[axletramp]

My rockstar lifestyle has led me to invest heavily in some forehead real estate. Either that or too much Superdrug own-brand hairspray in the 80s.

I'm not creating a list, I will pass secret invites to a select few to join me at a remote and extremely private mansion. These could arrive at any time, be prepared. There will be pleasures of all kinds to tempt you, both mental and physical. There will be the smoothest wines, coldest vodkas and nibbles and dips created by triple-winning Michelin Star chefs. Then, after a weekend of revelry and excess…

…I'll have you all stuffed and mounted like bears!

@Dennisch is supplying the roofies… apparently.

 

[Azure Flare]

Nobody would invite me?

FINE THEN!

I'll host my own awards ceremony with blackjack and hookers!

 

[Small_Fryz]

If you host your own... and everyone else is at this one..

Who will come?

 

[Azure Flare]

You let me worry about that.

 

[Azuremen]

@axletramp - what about Sky Diamonds? My spirit animal demands them.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Wait? I remember this. Anyway, I'd be split between taking everyone in the BUL or the peeps from TGAT.

 

[W3H5]

Well, this year I suppose I need to choose my table. Here goes:

Axletramp
Dennisch
Shaun
Hiatch40
Niky (despite having a VIP table)
Photonrider
.....my wife? Is she allowed?

I'll see the rest of you at mingling time or at the after party.

Edit: can I ditch the wife for Foolkiller?

 

[Danny]

That time of year again? I would want a table consisting of

@Blitz24
@Beeblebrox237
@Mrs.Koios
@NLxAROSA
@Shaun
@JockeP22 and
@Jet Badger

I heard that this year the interval act is a standup comedy routine from Azure Flare and it's a free bar.

 

[Lizard]

Well, this year I suppose I need to choose my table. Here goes:

Axletramp
Dennisch
Shaun
Hiatch40
Niky (despite having a VIP table)
Photonrider
.....my wife? Is she allowed?

I'll see the rest of you at mingling time or at the after party.

Edit: can I ditch the wife for Foolkiller?

I am proud. I got selected by Shem. Such an honour. (Even if he did spell my name wrong)

That time of year again? I would want a table consisting of

@Blitz24
@Beeblebrox237
@Mrs.Koios
@NLxAROSA
@Shaun
@JockeP22 and
@Jet Badger

I heard that this year the interval act is a standup comedy routine from Azure Flare and it's a free bar.

Damn you father. Taking the favourite child but not me. I am upset now.

Anyway my selection.
@Danny
@W3HS
@Beeblebrox237
@axletramp
@Small_Fryz
@Dennisch
@Ken Koios

My guest list has changed several times so if you aren't on it pay me a large bribe and you may make it.

 

[GranTurismo916]

My table:

@Slash
@ProjectWHaT
@Aki Ishikawa
@ildd
@sparkytooth
@Custom878
@Dagger311

 

[Dagger311]

My table:

@Slash
@ProjectWHaT
@Aki Ishikawa
@ildd
@sparkytooth
@Custom878
@Dagger311

What is a table?

Not the furniture, the... Whatever this is.

 

[Lizard]

What is a table?

Not the furniture, the... Whatever this is.

Read the OP.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Those who don't read OPs are banned from the ceremony.

 

[Liquid]

This thread has been superceded by Who On GTP Would You Like To Meet anyway.

 

[Bopop4]

This thread has been superceded by Who On GTP Would You Like To Meet anyway.

But now we can pick favourites and worry about not including people!

It's like grade school all over again...

 

[Spirit]

My table:

@Slash
@Ken Koios
@Aki Ishikawa
@Mini Stiggy
@Danny
@EF12345678
@xXKingJoshXx

If you're not on my list, don't feel bad. I still love you.

 

[Wiegert]

This thread has been superceded by Who On GTP Would You Like To Meet anyway.

I've always thought of this as more of a "Who On GTP Would You Like To Get Plastered With?" list.

As of right now, it's no one. /Illness

 

[Ken]

My table:

@Slash
@Ken Koios
@Aki Ishikawa
@Mini Stiggy
@Danny
@EF12345678
@xXKingJoshXx

If you're not on my list, don't feel bad. I still love you.

I have zero problems with this.

 

[Adamgp]

I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to the oasis.

 

[Slash]

@Ken Koios
@Aki Ishikawa
@Dagger311
@xXKingJoshXx
@Bopop4
@Beeblebrox237
@GranTurismo916


I'd add more but can't.

 

[Ken]

How many tables can I sit at?

 

[Spirit]

How many tables can I sit at?

As many as you're willing to walk to. I've only been chosen to sit at my own table though so I think I'm good.

 

[Aki Ko]

How many tables can I sit at?

Too many.
@Ken Koios
@Slash
@Katiegan
@MoMo PeeZero
@Doog! oddly enough...
@GranTurismo916
aaaand...
@Whitetail
Was gonna pick Chamelion, but eh...

I maxed that limit out.

 

[mattythedog]

As it's apparently an open bar, I'll sit on a stool by the bar. Who's paying for this BTW? I don't want any hidden charges.

 

[Ken]

Ok. My table.

@Mrs.Koios
@Slash
@Danny
@TB
@haitch40
@Aki Ishikawa
@Whitetail

Others I considered.

@ImaRobot
@Omnis
@W3HS
@Dagger311
@Spacegoat
@axletramp
@FoolKiller
@Smarty Koios
@king42399
@GranTurismo916
@hsv
@Dennisch

Plus many, many more.

Edit: Honestly, this is one of the harder games on GTP. So many great people to consider.

Edit: How did I forget @Beeblebrox237, the international spy?

 

[Lizard]

Ok. My table.

@Mrs.Koios
@Slash
@Danny
@TB
@haitch40
@Aki Ishikawa
@Whitetail

Others I considered.

@ImaRobot
@Omnis
@W3HS
@Dagger311
@Spacegoat
@axletramp
@Smarty Koios
@king42399

Plus many, many more.

You don't consider bringing your children Ken. That is a social faux pas.

 

[Ken]

You don't consider bringing your children Ken. That is a social faux pas.

Social faux pas or not, I'm still a dad.

 

[Lizard]

Social faux pas or not, I'm still a dad.

Hire a babysitter. I hear social media is a good babysitter these days.