GTP Coke or Pepsi: The Stig vs. Chuck Norris
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Me. My mom said so.
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Chuck Norris rejoins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden dead : 10:32am
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
The Stig only knows two facts about ducks and they're both wrong.
Winner:
Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
The Stig only knows two facts about ducks and they're both wrong.
Winner:
Chuck Norris
boiltheocean
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Nuck Chorris
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Bruce Lee.
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Eh, you people ruined Chuck Norris. He's not awesome anymore.
The Stig, you have not.
The Stig, you have not.
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Another round of GTP posts about these two characters? It's like picking between whether you want to taste a little bit of your vomit just before lunch or want to have itchy eyes for the rest of the afternoon.
To say that the (m)asses have meme'd and droned endlessly to white noise on these two to death and beyond is an understatement.
Pass.
To say that the (m)asses have meme'd and droned endlessly to white noise on these two to death and beyond is an understatement.
Pass.
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Bruce Lee and/or Tony Jaa.
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How did 'Pass' add to the thread? Whats the point in typing three lines if the culmination is pass? Its like waiting at Burger King for 45 minutes...getting to the counter and asking were the nearest McDonalds is located.
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Jim Prower
Yet
Give them some time
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The Stig all the way, don't ask why, there shall be no reason. But really. If Chuck Norris and The Stig meet, both of their heads will explode, but even then, The Stig's head is a helmet and will regrow (don't ask) and Chuck Norris doesn't die when his head explodes, he lives for another 48 hours, which by then he's put his head back together and put it back on his head and then it all starts again. THERE IS NO WINNER!!!!
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Err, Chuck Norris every day.
The guy fought Bruce Lee, just says it all.
Bill Hicks likes Chuck....(Some bad language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFq6sGcOpk
The guy fought Bruce Lee, just says it all.
Bill Hicks likes Chuck....(Some bad language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFq6sGcOpk
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It would obviously be Norris. The Stig is only known for driving fast, never speaking, and doing weird things. Not once has he ever been known as invincible, & if Top Gear are anything to go by, they already retain the ability to kill him off at will. In fact, they just did & brought in a new one.
As for the argument they are the same, they can't be. Top Gear wouldn't be able to bring a "new" one in so easily unless the farm of new Stigs is actually a farm of Chuck Norris' & there is simply only 1 Chuck Norris.
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It would obviously be Norris. The Stig is only known for driving fast, never speaking, and doing weird things. Not once has he ever been known as invincible, & if Top Gear are anything to go by, they already retain the ability to kill him off at will. In fact, they just did & brought in a new one.
As for the argument they are the same, they can't be. Top Gear wouldn't be able to bring a "new" one in so easily unless the farm of new Stigs is actually a farm of Chuck Norris' & there is simply only 1 Chuck Norris.
^ That just about sums it up...
Everyone idolizes Chuck Norris, everybody knows who he is, some people don't know who the stig is
. McLaren is right.
