GTP Cool Wall: 1984-1986 Ford Mustang SVO

1984-1986 Ford Mustang SVO


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I don't think you are as bad as some people when I comes down to the lazy unrefined V8s that came in the 70s and even later models for example.

I have noticed its generally a large number of Euro guys on the board here that tend to vote those types of cars uncool. I think a lot of it is because those engines weren't the normal thing as it was here in the states.
To be fair there's a large group of Americans who vote cars with smaller engines uncool because they aren't cool in America and weren't really a big thing until the last little while with rising gas prices. It's the same reasoning really, it's just what you grew up with and are familiar with.
 
I have noticed its generally a large number of Euro guys on the board here that tend to vote those types of cars uncool.
I think this is hugely overplayed by yourself and a select few other members here.

I can't speak for everyone, but a great number of the UK GTP members I've met like large-engined vehicles as much as they do smaller ones. It's harder to own one of course (some manage, against the odds), but that just makes them more appealing as a "forbidden fruit".

I suspect similar is the case across other European members. Perhaps a vocal minority make it seem like that isn't the case, but ultimately that has even less outcome on the cool wall, except for members who can't separate cars they like from those they think are cool.

On the cool wall I've voted several cars with large engines (several American ones included) both cool and uncool. And I've voted several smaller cars (or cars with smaller engines) both cool and uncool too. Engine size does not, and should not have a bearing on how cool a car is.

And there certainly shouldn't be a blanket "big/small engines are cool/uncool" attitude. It rather misunderstands the concept of cool to pick one aspect of a car - something that you may not have any experience with - and use that to define a car's coolness.
 
I don't know. Are small engines an excuse to slag off a car you don't like for other reasons?

It usually is the reason, or part of it. Take the Chevrolet Cruze. With a normal-sized engine, it'd just be a doofy-looking, overweight, but otherwise completely unremarkable economy car, that for me would settle into the middle of Uncool somewhere. But with the 1.4 turbo, it approaches "certian TV show mods probably won't let me mention" levels of uncool, even if it is faster than its predecessor of 20 years ago - a overly-posh, sissy car built for people who'd rather not drive if they can help it.

For the record, I've not once personally mentioned HP/L in a cool wall thread. Because, like small engines and several other things, it's pretty much irrelevant to a car's coolness. But it's probably worth protecting the panes in that glass house of yours before you start slinging stones around.

A big engine can enhance a car's coolness. Specific output really doesn't, because it's about as nerdy as you can get without getting into engineer-speak so technical even some car people probably don't know what it means. It's not like someone's going to see me driving around in my Sunbird and think, "that car only has 45.2 HP/L when a Honda Civic of the same vintage could have 83.3, so therefore I hate that car and I hate the guy driving it." Those who know something will see the "3.1 V6" fender badges and think "hmmm, that has more torque than most economy cars". Those that don't just see a car.

And that's also why the people who would say that Honda is cooler frankly don't know what cool means. "Hey dude, I got VTEC. My car is better because it's like all technically advanced and stuff while yours is from the stone age, so I have lots of horsepower per liter." Whoopty do, you still have no liters to back it up, so you're still slow.

To me, higher HP/L just means a car is higher strung (or, if not that, more complicated and difficult to work on) and closer to the limits of its potential (which means less room for improvement via modification).

Same here, I don't think I've ever voted on the basis of HP/L and it really isn't all that important.

Having a high HP/L is something that can make me like a car, I find the engineering that goes into the small engines these days to be fascinating, especially when you look at things like the Matrix XRS that did it 12 years ago, and it's amazing to me that we can get ~200 hp and 200+ lb ft out of 1.6L engines regularly.

To some degree, yes, but it doesn't make a car any cooler. An increase in specific output usually means a smaller engine, not a more powerful one. Think of it this way: if the V6-190 was still in use in the aforementioned Cruze, using the same technology and thus having the same specific output, it would have ~306 horsepower and could give the STi and Evo a run for their money. But they don't do that. Instead they use an engine less than half the size with vaguely the same output. Necessary? Yes, I suppose so, most people would probably rather have 40 MPG from a sissy engine than 25-30 MPG with much better performance from a real engine, and the government has decided the few people who'd rather have MPH than MPG can't have what they want. But is it cool? Absolutely not!

Perhaps I've made some posts taking the piss out of the massive V8's putting out little power but I don't really mean it. No matter what kind of engines you prefer there is some humour in big V8's being less powerful than some I4's even if it doesn't really mean anything. It neatly fits existing Murica vs. Yurope stereotypes so it's kinda funny.

Not really. High specific output, reliabile, simple to work on, pick any two.

I dunno. My ideal daily driver would be a Fiesta ST or GTI. My dream classic car is a '67 Mercury Cougar. I want a CTS-V or a hopped up Volvo wagon some day. Clearly I'm a sissy who hates apple pie and red meat, because if you don't straw man people's arguments it gets really hard to hate people who like all the same things you do.

Why would you want a trailer queen? If you can afford a Cougar, why would you want to drive an ugly hatchback instead?

I think this is hugely overplayed by yourself and a select few other members here.
I can't speak for everyone, but a great number of the UK GTP members I've met like large-engined vehicles as much as they do smaller ones. It's harder to own one of course (some manage, against the odds), but that just makes them more appealing as a "forbidden fruit".
I suspect similar is the case across other European members. Perhaps a vocal minority make it seem like that isn't the case, but ultimately that has even less outcome on the cool wall, except for members who can't separate cars they like from those they think are cool.
On the cool wall I've voted several cars with large engines (several American ones included) both cool and uncool. And I've voted several smaller cars (or cars with smaller engines) both cool and uncool too. Engine size does not, and should not have a bearing on how cool a car is.

Engine size certainly is a part of coolness. It's not really a direct correlation - it's more of there being a point where an engine is too small and is thereby uncool. IMO, 120 ci is the bare minimum for a car to be cool, and most compact cars that are still above that level come close enough to it that a compact with a V6, no matter how horrible a V6, is cooler.

I any case, I have seen HP/L used as a rationale for hating a car. Yes, as a matter of fact I am still miffed about the bum rap my car got.

Based on these posts, I'd almost guess that when people called my car uncool by reason of insufficient specific output, they really meant "it's not posh enough and White & Nerdy owns one".
 
Based on these posts, I'd almost guess that when people called my car uncool by reason of insufficient specific output, they really meant "it's not posh enough and White & Nerdy owns one".

You're over thinking it and over rating your car.

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it approaches "certain TV show mods probably won't let me mention" levels of uncool

While I don't really know if you are barred from mentioning flash-animated pastel-colored ponies, what I'm fairly certain about is that you will not shut the 🤬 up about it.
 
EDIT: Redacted. Had enough arguments with Insecure & Hateful for a little while.
 
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The front definitely reminds me of European Fords like the Sierra which I've always been fond of. They're also very rare by now (don't think I've ever seen one, actually) and don't have the same negative image that regular Fox-body Mustangs have.

I'm voting Cool.
 
Well GTP overrates the the Honda Civic considering that one of them came in above Hell.

The fact you lump all Civics together and imply that none of them could be cool shows just how little you really know about these cars.
You don't have to trust me, but I assure you that many Civics have been far more cool than your Sunbird and a few have IMHO been even cooler than the Mustang we should be talking about in this thread.
 
It usually is the reason, or part of it.
Then what you have is pure and simple double-standards.
Take the Chevrolet Cruze. With a normal-sized engine, it'd just be a doofy-looking, overweight, but otherwise completely unremarkable economy car, that for me would settle into the middle of Uncool somewhere. But with the 1.4 turbo, it approaches "certian TV show mods probably won't let me mention" levels of uncool, even if it is faster than its predecessor of 20 years ago - a overly-posh, sissy car built for people who'd rather not drive if they can help it.
Nobody here cares about the Cruze. Nobody. You keep bringing it up as if it's symptomatic evidence of this love you think we all have for small engines.

No. Firstly, the Cruze is dull, and that wouldn't change even if it used a pointless larger engine. Secondly, the engines it uses are irrelevant as long as they do the job - and they do. Thirdly, not all small engines are good (nor cool - and nobody has claimed they are either) - though not all big engines are either. And I cannot believe you're still clinging on to the notion that the Cruze is a car for people who don't care about driving when your car was the exact equivalent back in its day. You put so much weight in its (crap) V6 engine that you seem to think it changes the whole metric somehow.

And fourthly, there's a selection of us here who've actually driven the sort of cars you continually criticize, and we know from actual experience that you're talking out of your anus when it comes to those vehicles.

The rest of your post I'm not even going to bother with. I've been over it far too many times, life is too short, and you're well beyond reasonable conversation on this regardless.
 
Strangely, the only way the Cruze even comes close to leaving the seventh level of hell is when equipped with either the 1.4 Turbo or the diesel. The Cruze with the "normal-sized engine" is complete and utter garbage, and is slower than either of the Cruzes with turbos, so, as usual, I have no idea what certain people are talking about.

And I have no idea how it relates to certain unnamed intellectual properties (you're really going to try to make us issue an edict preventing you from mentioning that you are not allowed to mention it, are you? That's a new level of passive-aggressive stubbornness, even for you... not biting.), since nobody really thinks it is cool.

They don't even offer it in pastel colors, unlike the Spark. (which is just slightly, very slightly less uncool)
 
When I think, "Mustang", I think of an '05 Mustang GT. After that, a 60's model. Then the early 2000's model, followed by the 90's model, the 2011 facelift, and the Mach 1. This comes last.

It's cool, but only just.
Funny I think Fox body or sn95. Classics are not really in racers hands here its all older car show resto folks.
 
Don't think it's fair to talk about the superiority of "bigger engines" when your car runs the quarter in 15.8 seconds and the Cruz does it in 16.1....
 
I think this is hugely overplayed by yourself and a select few other members here.

I can't speak for everyone, but a great number of the UK GTP members I've met like large-engined vehicles as much as they do smaller ones. It's harder to own one of course (some manage, against the odds), but that just makes them more appealing as a "forbidden fruit".

I suspect similar is the case across other European members. Perhaps a vocal minority make it seem like that isn't the case, but ultimately that has even less outcome on the cool wall, except for members who can't separate cars they like from those they think are cool.

On the cool wall I've voted several cars with large engines (several American ones included) both cool and uncool. And I've voted several smaller cars (or cars with smaller engines) both cool and uncool too. Engine size does not, and should not have a bearing on how cool a car is.

And there certainly shouldn't be a blanket "big/small engines are cool/uncool" attitude. It rather misunderstands the concept of cool to pick one aspect of a car - something that you may not have any experience with - and use that to define a car's coolness.
I agree with you, it just happens to be something I've noticed typically over the last few polls. That's not saying all of them are that way.

I can't remember they did, GM and Chrysler made 400's though.

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Not really. High specific output, reliabile, simple to work on, pick any two.

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