GTP Cool Wall: 2011+ Volkswagen up!

[CarBastard]

It's Sub-Zero for me even though I hate everything VAG. Small, practical, lightweight, reasonably fast. I like that. It's a fighter against the terribly stupid and mediocre trend of model bloat, and that alone is awesome!

 

[Wolfe]

If it was just an unassuming city car with a normal name, I'd probably give it Meh, but it strikes me as the vehicular embodiment of a hipster. Uncool.

It would have gotten points if it was rear-engined like the concept.

 

[White & Nerdy]

It has a silly name

it has a tiny engine that couldn't power a lawnmower

it's ugly

seriously uncool obvs

Everything in this post is actually correct (though the engine is actually better than a typical lawnmower engine), but then you voted cool.

 

[GranTurismo916]

Everything in this post is actually correct (though the engine is actually better than a typical lawnmower engine), but then you voted cool.

I'm pretty sure he's sarcastic.

 

[Sage Ages]

It's practically a beige Camry. It reaches god-like levels of meh.

 

[Grayfox]

I voted seriously uncool, but i didn't see that. SUB ZERO!




What the...?

IF PD ad the VW up GT in the game, GERMAN TROLL CAR after I get my paws on it.

The car does not come in pink in real life.

It comes in.

White
Red
Silver
Dark silver
Dark Blue
Black

 

[Roger the Horse]

Every time I see a VW Up! parked by the side of the road, I stop and stare at it for about 3 minutes.

This is becoming a problem...

 

[Joey D]

I would normally give it a 'meh' but since it pisses off people who think all cars should have the same standards, I'll give it a Cool.

 

[Doodle]

I really like this car.

 

[mustang fanatic]

Uncool. Kind of ugly to me.

 

[Mikeybc]

It's a VW and certainly not the worst looking little car I've seen as It doesn't have over the top body lines and curves going every which way.... so it get a solid MEH !

 

[White & Nerdy]

It's a VW and certainly not the worst looking little car I've seen as It doesn't have over the top body lines and curves going every which way.... so it get a solid MEH !

Yep. It's just a box. I'm sure that short nose is great for forward visibility, but it makes it look even worse than the Scion xB, or its own derivatives.

And what's anything more than Seriously Uncool about that?

 

[Azure Flare]

 

[White & Nerdy]

The JPEG barf in that picture is worse than the subject matter.

 

[Azure Flare]

Again...

 

[Aquarelle]

Really? this? again?

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Yep. It's just a box. I'm sure that short nose is great for forward visibility, but it makes it look even worse than the Scion xB, or its own derivatives.

And what's anything more than Seriously Uncool about that?

Are you saying that the Up is worse looking than the xB? With the xB being THE worst looking car ever made? Even worse than the Pontiac Aztec, Morris Ital, Nissan Juke etc?

 

[ziopaperone]

The front and sides aren't terrible (not spectacular either, IMO), but I don't like the tailgate; I'm not exactly a fan of all-glass ones.
I say a (high) 'Meh'.

 

[TheBook]

I wouldn't mind the 110-horsepower version. Still don't particularly like the styling though. Very mild uncool.

 

[Ameer67]

Meh. I kinda like how small it is but at the same time I don't.

 

[DK]

You only need to watch Jeremy Clarkson throw this around a Ukrainian B-road to see how much fun this car is.

W&N's tantrums bumped this up to a sub-zero for me.

 

[Grayfox]

Anyone that has used any "troll car" in GT6(i know real life is not the same as GT6 but same kind of rules) should tell you small and light can be fun.

 

[Roger the Horse]

^There's nothing like lapping Supra's in a Midget.

 

[SlipZtrEm]

It gets a solid Meh from me on account of it being watered down significantly after VW hyped the concept so much. Also, the Lupo GTI is still way cooler.

 

[JAHHAJ]

Meh.