GTP Cool Wall: 2012+ Youabian Puma

[synchromesh]

Perhaps attempt at brainwash? Look at Lister_Storm, he deliberately loves it.

So yeah, definately sue that thing. And the guy who made this cursed thing.

Anyone who forks out $1.1m for the sake of 'irony' is seriously uncool.

Okay, it's your opinion and such, I respect it but I have to jsut say this.

You're having a bloody laugh. I mean come on, everyone knows how bad this thing is. The design is piss-poor. In basically everything. Except the interior. AT LEAST THE INTERIOR IS OKAY.

And this thing looks sporty as hell but tell me, for the love of God, why it need these off-road looking tires?!

...

Wait. Wait a fricking second...Puma...would implies on that feline and they usua...no way.

Okay, at least the tires make sense because of the car name, it couldd go off-road actually liek a Puma would. But if there is a Puma I like, would be the one made by Ford.

Oh, and liek Snorvette said - 1 million. The maximum I'd pay for this would be 10 bucks for rental. 100 bucks if was the whole thing.

My vote should be obvious enough. And don't take this too serious, Lister. Like I am, I tend to like questionable and ugly sometiems but not always. But this thing here, good lord.

If this car is the worst looking of them all, this makes the Aztek look like a work by Michaelangelo or even Da Vinci. (Yep, I went there, bring it on, fellas.)

Okay, so people don't like my decision. But if I'm stupid enough to spend $1,000,000 on this rather than on something with a Lister badge, then there has to be a reason. Yes I do love it, it's a big "sod off" to overly spoiled rich people. I could see one of these in the United Arab Emirates, a place where people shrug if they see another Bentley.
I understand the price tag, if I were rich enough I'd probably lease it. Normally I hate to be the odd one out, but I like this for the same reason the Nissan S-Cargo and the Daihatsu Midget are awesome. Pure creativity.
I love you guys.

 

[GranTurismo916]

Okay, so people don't like my decision. But if I'm stupid enough to spend $1,000,000 on this rather than on something with a Lister badge, then there has to be a reason. Yes I do love it, it's a big "sod off" to overly spoiled rich people. I could see one of these in the United Arab Emirates, a place where people shrug if they see another Bentley.
I understand the price tag, if I were rich enough I'd probably lease it. Normally I hate to be the odd one out, but I like this for the same reason the Nissan S-Cargo and the Daihatsu Midget are awesome. Pure creativity.
I love you guys.

If this is creativity, then I guess those scribble drawings I have from when I was three count too...

 

[synchromesh]

If this is creativity, then I guess those scribble drawings I have from when I was three count too...

Yeah, it looks like a kid drew it, I've never seen anything like it before that's why I love it.

 

[Legro]

Seems that they used Volvo the roof and interior of a Volvo C70. And I have already said what I think about using parts of good cars for things like this.

Someone killed good Volvo C70 for this colossal failure.

Seriously, what did those Volvos do to the person who decided take them apart and put the parts in this colossal failure.

Not only that, but it looks so bad that makes children cry and grown ups laugh at the driver, who can be seen all the time, because it's a convertible.

Spoiler: Nominating this was originally Jahgee1124's idea

 

[axletramp]

 

[TheBook]

Even an LS can't save it. No engine can make this car outrun ugly. It's that bad. People's eyes have bled over it. I cannot express in words just how seriously, seriously uncool this car is.

 

[MrUnknown]

Great.

Something to burn.





Seriously Uncool

 

[Jahgee]

Seems that they used Volvo the roof and interior of a Volvo C70. And I have already said what I think about using parts of good cars for things like this.Seriously, what did those Volvos do to the person who decided take them apart and put the parts in this colossal failure.

Not only that, but it looks so bad that makes children cry and grown ups laugh at the driver, who can be seen all the time, because it's a convertible.

Spoiler: Nominating this was originally Jahgee1124's idea

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If no one had until the Duesenberg came up, then this was my next nomination

 

[Northstar]

This may be the least practical vehicle ever made as I can't imagine it has a good ride on or off road with those tires and (lack of) clearance. Not to mention how massive it is.

It does have one saving grace though and that is the fact the people behind it never made any ludicrous performance claims like most of the start-up car companies do. Still, it's a seriously uncool car.

 

[MoLiEG]

No comments needed. Just NUKE this thing!!!!
SU.

 

[Anathema]

@Justin did make a valid point with the lack of ludicrous performance claims and whatnot.

Unless the price tag is ludicrous (which it is.)

SU.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

They claim that this hump of eyesore can do 0-60 in under 6 seconds. They also claim 12 miles per gallon for fuel mileage. I think that they should claim that that they are not liable for injury when this heap puts people into car accidents. On the last page, I said that this thing needs 6.00 gears to make an LS7 of all engines move. I almost don't want to know how much gear would be needed to move a 6 cylinder like a VR38, and for a VR to work, it would probably need to be making boost all the time to get this to move. I think that a 4 cylinder would blow up within hours of being put in one of these due to needing even more gear to make it move.

 

[Jahgee]

This would need 3 more Sub Zero votes and no other votes in order to go back ahead of the 16

 

[Roger the Horse]

Y



















The only applicable letter here.

 

[Joey D]

Seriously Uncool. While the concept seems like it could be cool, this just looks like someone murdered a Volvo to create this abomination.

 

[AlvaroF]

Too expensive, too flashy, too big, too ugly, too stupid.

Lesson learned: never, ever, let a plastic surgeon design a car, much less let this particular one change your appearance.

Seriously Uncool

 

[Dennisch]

This would need 3 more Sub Zero votes and no other votes in order to go back ahead of the 16

Will this one make it to Hell?

 

[Jahgee]

Will this one make it to Hell?

As of now, no, but it is "ahead" of the Devil Sixteen

 

[Dennisch]

As of now, no, but it is "ahead" of the Devil Sixteen

Dang. Stupid hipsters voting SZ.

 

[Adamgp]

Sub Zero.

 

[Crash]

What an atrocious looking car. Seriously uncool.

 

[Conza]

Isn't it great to have a cool wall with such diversity.

Unquestionably - Seriously Uncool

 

[NoobMan DS]

No other car in bone-stock form is more fitting for the term "disgusting", and "disgusting" things certainly aren't cool. "Dirty" and "ugly" can occasionally be cool, but not "disgusting". Poring over the bulbous, blobby, sludgy-looking lines of this car makes me feel unwell.

 

[ScottPuss20]

Ugly ugly ugly ugly
Seriously Uncool

 

[Zenith]

If I'm reading the website for this car correctly (and no, I really don't want to be there), this thing has a 6.00 gear ratio!? What the 🤬 does this pig weigh to require that much gear to make a vehicle powered by an LS7 need that much help from the axle to move it?

Big wheels.

 

[E28]

I uhh...may have just voted sub-zero... Whoops.

 

[GTPorsche]

Hey.. hey.. hey guys....

Youabian this car, because I sure wouldn't?

 

[Snorevette]

Okay, so people don't like my decision. But if I'm stupid enough to spend $1,000,000 on this rather than on something with a Lister badge, then there has to be a reason. Yes I do love it, it's a big "sod off" to overly spoiled rich people. I could see one of these in the United Arab Emirates, a place where people shrug if they see another Bentley.
I understand the price tag, if I were rich enough I'd probably lease it. Normally I hate to be the odd one out, but I like this for the same reason the Nissan S-Cargo and the Daihatsu Midget are awesome. Pure creativity.
I love you guys.

Are youabian serious? If you were suddenly given $1.1 mil, you wouldn't buy something you'd actually enjoy or donate to charity or invest it for the future but you WOULD make a halfhearted jab at capitalism by buying a product that shows some of the worst of it?

I'll say it again and I'll continue to say it, cars like the Midget and S-Cargo do not cost one million dollars. And they're both probably lovely to drive. And they don't look like a hot wheels car drawn by a 4 year old and then passed through a distortion filter and then built by a blind man with someone describing the car to him in another language.

 

[synchromesh]

Are youabian serious? If you were suddenly given $1.1 mil, you wouldn't buy something you'd actually enjoy or donate to charity or invest it for the future but you WOULD make a halfhearted jab at capitalism by buying a product that shows some of the worst of it?

I'll say it again and I'll continue to say it, cars like the Midget and S-Cargo do not cost one million dollars. And they're both probably lovely to drive. And they don't look like a hot wheels car drawn by a 4 year old and then passed through a distortion filter and then built by a blind man with someone describing the car to him in another language.

Oh gosh! If I had $1.1 million, I would definitely buy something else, a Lister. But with this, I would never own one, but I would totally rent one if I could. I love it but of course I would never own one or drive it regularly.

 

[Legro]

Have you tried to pronounce the name Youaeiouyabian Puma, even the name sounds stupid.

Did I mention that I voted seriously uncool.