GTP Cool Wall: 2012+ Youabian Puma

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2012+ Youabian Puma


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I'm aware of that, but most V8 powered vehicles with 44s don't require a that much gear on 44s. Most people who have 44 inch tires generally run either 5.13 gears or 5.38 gears.

This is true. Let's look more in depth though.

The Ford SVT Raptor has a 4.10 axle ratio with a 4.17 first gear. That's a ratio to the wheels of 17.1.

I'm assuming that the Puma is using the T56 Magnum that's found behind most LS7s. That has a first gear ratio of 2.97 (if they used the aggressive ratio) giving us a ratio to the wheels of 17.8.

Sure having that high of a final drive ratio isn't good, but it's not entirely outlandish.
 
This is true. Let's look more in depth though.

The Ford SVT Raptor has a 4.10 axle ratio with a 4.17 first gear. That's a ratio to the wheels of 17.1.

I'm assuming that the Puma is using the T56 Magnum that's found behind most LS7s. That has a first gear ratio of 2.97 (if they used the aggressive ratio) giving us a ratio to the wheels of 17.8.

Sure having that high of a final drive ratio isn't good, but it's not entirely outlandish.
It's an automatic (I'm assuming a 6L80, maybe a 6L90) that is in the car according to their website. And frankly, their site is as terrible as the car is itself.
 
If there was ever a more appropriate time to tell someone not to quit their day job, it was the day Youabian showed off this...thing.
 
Almost as uncool as that thing Will.i.am (or whatever his name is) put his name to.

The Homer has more design merit:

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"...I'll say it again and I'll continue to say it, cars like the Midget and S-Cargo do not cost one million dollars. And they're both probably lovely to drive. And they don't look like a hot wheels car drawn by a 4 year old and then passed through a distortion filter and then built by a blind man with someone describing the car to him in another language."

So much this.
 
Kambiz Youabian: the real life Dr. Herman Einstein

Youabian Puma: the real life Jonathan Brewster

I do believe I have found a reference that exactly no one will understand. 👍
 
Did anyone make sure that they didn't accidentally intend to spell 1992 instead of 2012 as the year this car was actually made?

Don't dis 1992 like that.

This car does everything wrong. All of it overdone, none of it for any reason. Nobody will ever own one; if they did, they wouldn't admit it, because they can't pronounce the name of this car. Nor would you want to say it aloud, because anyone else will think you're coughing up phlegm. Even the name sounds like a horrible medieval disease, and completely looks the part. And that...might be it's one amazing feature: many car model names of today conjure up a 1970's do-it-yourself computer, reminds one a obscure Dada artist from the 1920s, sounds like a run-down gentleman's club located in the Rust Belt, or looks like a online rebate redemption code. But a youAHbeeUn POOma is exactly that, because it will live on in memories of the worst car ever for many decades to come.

The Youabian Puma is so phantasmagorical, it gets its own column where it can stop making Hell look bad; Satan himself shudders at the thought of its arrival, and repents to God's own Creator for a second chance. It becomes its own adjective, and thus Mephistopheles does one more good deed in a temporal nirvanna, before slipping up once more into the collective forgetfulness of mankind and time evaporates into the flop sweat of Jimmy Swaggart.
 
Look at the comment section at this video. This car has fans? I lost all faith in humanity.
99.9% of them are not fans. They are mostly fake YouTube accounts made to give praise to the car. Most of the comments from actual accounts don't appear since 99.9% of those got removed for blasting the car. You know that your product is bad when you have to create accounts to hype it and delete comments giving the majority opinion of the car (that being that it sucks).
 
This looks like someone saw an aesthetically pleasing car in a dream, forgot 99% of the dream, and designed the car from the nearly useless bit he remembered.
 
Shout out to when I ran the cool wall :lol:, turns out this poll was made the day after my 17th Birthday
 
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