GTP Cool Wall: 2016+ Range Rover Evoque Convertible

[LivingWithGames]

SU by a long shot.

 

[mustafur]

Female Orientated cars are not Cool in Male Orientated forums.

I don't exactly know how to rate this.

 

[Switcher]

Female Orientated cars are not Cool in Male Orientated forums.

What does this mean exactly

 

[mustafur]

What does this mean exactly

Word for word what I said.

A Car that would be cool for a Female, but not a Male will be uncool here, other way around and it will be Cool here.

 

[Ettick]

Word for word what I said.

A Car that would be cool for a Female, but not a Male will be uncool here, other way around and it will be Cool here.

 

[Roo]

Okay, seriously; who the heck would drive a convertible in the snow with the roof down? That's just madness.

@Azuremen

(If I knew where to find that photo of the MR2 in the snow, that would be here too)

Word for word what I said.

A Car that would be cool for a Female, but not a Male will be uncool here, other way around and it will be Cool here.

There are many, many examples of why that's not true.

 

[Razor440]

The polar opposite of Sub-Zero.

Luke-Warm (A.k.a. Seriously Uncool)

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Word for word what I said.

A Car that would be cool for a Female, but not a Male will be uncool here, other way around and it will be Cool here.

You just went full White & Nerdy. Never go full White & Nerdy.

Spoiler

Okay, maybe not, but referring cars as cool to males or females reminds me of W&N.

 

[All Your Base]

Seriously Uncool. Do I even need to explain?

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

@buickgnx88 @Grandea GTR
Yup, that looks like complete madness to me.

 

[MoLiEG]

Nobody told Land Rover that Nissan tried to do this in the past and did not work?

Still, it's better looking than the Murano...

I want to give it a Cool, but a Meh is more reasonable.

 

[Azuremen]

Okay, seriously; who the heck would drive a convertible in the snow with the roof down? That's just madness.

I've done it many times in the past. Partly for the lulz, partly because visibility out of a convertible with the top is generally horrible.

Relevant image

Word for word what I said.

A Car that would be cool for a Female, but not a Male will be uncool here, other way around and it will be Cool here.

It is 2016, who gives a **** about gender normative nonsense these days? Besides insecure guys like Donald Trump.

For reference, I voted Cool. First time I saw photos of this thing pop up, I was like "you know, I kind of like it."

Sub-zero would be a some fast convertible ute. I like convertibles, I like utes, can I just have both?

 

[TB]

Is it strange for me to say that I wouldn't mind driving this around?

Not even remotely. I'd drive the hell out of one.

These aren't cool people.

Because they aren't 12 and think every car should have eleventy billion horsepowers?

 

[Turbo]

Wondering why Jahgee voted Sub Zero...

 

[Jahgee]

Wondering why Jahgee voted Sub Zero...

I like it, saw everyone hopped on the SU train and I wanted to counteract it as best I could

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Because they aren't 12 and think every car should have eleventy billion horsepowers?

Because there's a strong chance they're motoring journalists.

 

[TB]

Because there's a strong chance they're motoring journalists.

Or that.

 

[Cowboy]

2016+ Range Rover Evoque

Low Cool

2-door convertible

Ok then. Brings it down to a meh.

2.0L turbocharged I4, 2.0L turbo diesel I4
Power: 150-180 hp (diesel), 240 hp (petrol)

Still meh

250-280 lb-ft

Still meh

2057 kg

Brings it down to low meh

9-speed automatic

Brings it down to uncool

Front-engine, all wheel drive

Brings it back up to just below meh

 

[UltimateYosh]

Do I even need to say it?

This is one of the most Seriously Uncool cars I've seen in a while.

 

[niky]

I actually quite fancy it. And I don't fancy Victoria Beckham.

The original Evoque is the answer to the question nobody asked. It serves absolutely no practical purpose.

But it looks good. It actually drives nicely. And it makes you feel like a million dollars. The convertible, on the other hand, is a big middle finger to the rest of the motoring world. Signaling that you don't give a flying finagle about body rigidity, safety, refinement or what anyone else thinks about your ride.

I can dig that.

Sub zero.

 

[Liquid]

I like it, saw everyone hopped on the SU train and I wanted to counteract it as best I could

Why didn't you vote based on how you actually felt instead of relative to how others felt?

 

[GranTurismo guy]

Seriously uncool.

Still kinda want one.

 

[TheCracker]

Are these even available yet? i'm yet to see one on the road.

 

[Wiegert]

Are these even available yet? i'm yet to see one on the road.

Haven't checked the LR forecourts lately but I've seen three on the road since August.

 

[ScottPuss20]

It was better when Jeremy Clarkson cut out an image of a standard Evoque as if it had it's roof off. The fact that Land Rover actually made the car is laughable. Uncool.

 

[7up747]

Never understood SUV convertibles, I hope someday someone builds a truck convertible.

Well. Only for show purpose.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Well. Only for show purpose.

That's very practical, what trucker wouldn't want the wind through their hair on long hauls. Forget for show, make it happen.

 

[TheCracker]

That's very practical, what trucker wouldn't want the wind through their hair on long hauls.

Those that don't want die of lung cancer?

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Those that don't want die of lung cancer?

Ah hemorrhoids are already an issue, why not another


*note all of this stuff I've posted has been sarcastic in nature