GTP Cool Wall: Chrysler Town & Country

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Chrysler Town & Country


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Personally, I don't understand why anyone would look past the Miata's hairdresser/gay man stereotype, or Honda's ricer kid stigma, or BMW's asshole businessman image, or the Camaro's "white trash" redneck association, or any other cliché regarding the driver rather than the machine itself...and then turn around and slap any wagon with the mommymobile/Griswold schtick. But hey, this isn't an objective contest.

You know what? I think you're completely right, and that you have a very valid point right there, and I'm completely guilty of what you stated. There are some wagons that don't really have the mommymobile stigma (CTS-V, CLS Shooting Brake), but not a many others. I suppose a more correct way to put it would be to say that I dislike the way the majority of wagons look. The lines just don't do it for me, and I much prefer their sedan counterparts, or whatever similarly sized SUV the manufacturer has to offer.
 
Wagons can be divisive. Some think they're lame, and some think they're the coolest thing ever. I guess some day if I need a practical familymobile I'd rather be driving a fun wagon than a Venza type car or SUV.
 
Wagons can be divisive. Some think they're lame, and some think they're the coolest thing ever. I guess some day if I need a practical familymobile I'd rather be driving a fun wagon than a Venza type car or SUV.

Some wagons are cool because they're fun and don't make it appear you've given up on life, the CTV-V wagon is a perfect example of this. But a generic family hauler I don't think could ever be cool because its sole purpose in life is haul around screaming kids and groceries.

Also Jalopnik thinks wagons are better than Jesus slicing bread while listening to the Beatles, and that right there is pretty uncool since Jalopnik is the least cool automotive site on the net.
 
I guess the wagons are cool perception probably comes from most wagons nowadays being fun cars in the CTS-V mold, or at the very least BMW/Mercedes. Outside of the VW Golf I can't think of another generic family wagon you can buy new in North America.


Agreed on Jalopnik.
 
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Yes but the reason some wagons are now cool is because people were forced to reexamine how cool they truly once were. The CTS-V would never have come out if it were not for the classic's muscle wagons like this.

This is more in tune with the CTS-V of it's generation. Wood panels were considered 'sporty' in the 60's :scared:
 
You know what? I think you're completely right, and that you have a very valid point right there, and I'm completely guilty of what you stated. There are some wagons that don't really have the mommymobile stigma (CTS-V, CLS Shooting Brake), but not a many others. I suppose a more correct way to put it would be to say that I dislike the way the majority of wagons look. The lines just don't do it for me, and I much prefer their sedan counterparts, or whatever similarly sized SUV the manufacturer has to offer.
That's fair, and relates to the crux of my perspective on wagons -- they're just another version of the sedan. If the sedan is a good car, well, the wagon is the same car. Maybe the wagon version makes it look like you've "given up on life" to some people, as Joey said -- I have a couple friends who thought my passion for cars had curled up and died when I replaced my BMW with a wagon -- but if the car's good, I really don't care. Which goes back to my point about cars like the Miata.
 
I guess you didn't read anything I said.
I wasn't talking about the acceleration, I was talking about the power.

What you're saying is that a 600 that is launched from 8 grand is automatically bad because of its launch rpm.

Which, to some degree, it is. There are situations in which you may not be able or inclined to rev up before you go. Jumping out into heavy, fast-moving traffic, for example (that's an important ability where I live, since any time you're turning left out of a parking lot or side street, you'll usually find that opposing clumps of traffic are timed perfectly to avoid leaving any large or obvious opportunites). More low-RPM torque also means less shifting around town or in areas with steeply undulating terrain, or when you get stuck behind a slow driver.

So you are that dumb, taking the word of a company that used supercars against a Polo as law.

See below.

You listen to the V6 out of a Sunbird and people will set themselves on fire before jumping into a river of gasoline filled with sharks.

You listen to a proper V6 and it'll sound much better.

Using a Polo engine as the standard for I4 is ridiculous.

The Sunbird actually has a pretty nice, throaty growl. At about 3-4K and accelerating it actually sounds like that "accelerating V8" sound effect that's been dubbed into every police chase video ever.

And when would you see that?

I know that the build quality and reliability on those engines are excellent.
We have 150k+ on a K24, and it's never had so much as a peep of trouble.
It's just getting broken in.

As soon as any sort of enthusiastic driving commenced. Head gaskets are the number one weak point on every Honda I4 ever, and will blow if the engine is pushed hard for any significant length of time. They're also apparently easy to overrev if you don't watch the tach constantly.

For speed, you launch at the optimal rpm for that engine, tires, chassis, and road conditions.
Whether that be 2000rpm in a Duramax or 12 grand on an RC162.

If you're bouncing the limiter on takeoff, or burning a clutch, you're doing something seriously wrong.

Like I said, there are many situations in which a high-strung car won't be able to reach its optimal launch RPM, or will need to be downshifted when a lower-revving, torquier vehicle wouldn't.

3.1L V6 not even making 150hp.

A CR-V makes more power with 2 less cylinders, half a litre less, and a much nicer exhaust note.

The CR-V engine is a much newer design, so not as EPA-ruined, and fairly big for an I4 anyway. It's also the one I would consider most likely to sound like a dying weed whacker.

Oh, and unless you plan on somehow tripling your cars power, you're not going to be getting slammed into your seat.

Not quite true. That thing generates some pretty hard takeoffs already, and the GM V6/60 is known to produce plenty of extra power from elementary modifications.

The 3vz Toyota put in the camry cranked out 185hp, and you could easily push that to 200+ with a better y pipe and leaning out the fuel mix a tad. You're 3.1 is only useful to the Feiro owners with 2.8s that want a cheap power boost without having to dive into wiring.

Like I said, the 3.1 and 3.4 in factory form have a lot of untapped potential themselves.

Civics are quick and can go forever as long as you change their oil every once in a while. But I've seen more busted 2.8s, 3.1s, and 3.4 (all the same engine thats been stroked), theres a reason Feiro owners largely get rid of that dog of an engine.

And also as long as you pretend you're transporting an egg under the gas pedal. A Honda might be able to withstand drag racing, since that affords plenty of opportunites to cool off between runs, but I wouldn't expect GTP with its sophistication obsession to look very kindly on real-life drag racing.

It's okay to be proud of you're car, but I don't run around screaming about how my Corolla gets 40 mpg so it must be better than modern ecno cars. It's not and I accept that. Acceptance is the first step.....

That has a lot to do with bloat and feature creep ruining economy cars. The Chevrolet Cruze weighs over 3000 lbs. The Dart is estimated at 3300. For all intents and purposes, they're midsize cars. The manufacturers lard them up with luxury garbage and then go "Wait, where's all our fuel economy gone off to? I guess there's nothing left to do but put in an engine so ridiculously small it needs forced induction to do anything." No one here cares because they think every single car ever should have heated leather everything.

You're taking the wrong message from that study.

They were trying to prove that supercars were more exciting than A to B cars, which is true.

You put a 4-AG or K20 against your car, and a V8 truck, and you're going to see different results.

The point I'm making is more about how the Polo actually un-excited the participants of the study.

It's funny because whenever I show up at my daughter's school in the MX-5, I'm drowning in schoolmum clunge. Moreso now it's a bit throatier.

I imagine when I turn up in the even more oppressively loud supercharged V6, they'll think I'm a tosspot.

Have they ever heard it rev, or do they just think it's cute or something?

I can believe you are foolish enough to use this as if it was a compliment when the statement is analogous to FIAT's "Fix it again, Tony;" but it's still surprising that you did.

Technically, it is a compliment. A car that feels like it's going to fall apart, but never does, is better than one that actually does strand you. I don't know what was up with the one in the mall garage, though it probably actually wasn't the head gasket considering that the air in there was still breathable. All I know is, my car was still running, while he was stuck there trying to get cell reception in a parking structure.

Topic : Chrysler.

Discussion : V6 piece of poop vs Pony sounding 4 cylinder.

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Someone brought up Honda as an example of stereotypes, I said something about it, niky responded to my post, and it went from there.
 
Have they ever heard it rev, or do they just think it's cute or something?
Since I generally arrive and leave sideways and you can hear it from space, I'll assume they've heard it rev.


So. Any danger of us veering wildly away from the usual blitheringly dull stereotypes and back towards the topic of this vile clunker?
 
Maybe the wagon version makes it look like you've "given up on life" to some people, as Joey said -- I have a couple friends who thought my passion for cars had curled up and died when I replaced my BMW with a wagon -- but if the car's good, I really don't care. Which goes back to my point about cars like the Miata.

There are such things as cool wagons, but those are wagons that actively try to be fun cars that will not only provide practicality, but also enjoyment for the driver.

I mean something like this shows you've given up on life:
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A Toyota Camry wagon, shows you've probably given up on ever driving anything remotely exciting ever again and just no longer care. Something like a CTS-V wagon on the other hand shows that you want to be able to haul your family and ass at the same time, preferably sideways.

Subzero.

20 people deserve to die.

Well aren't you just a peach.
 
The 90's Camry wagon is the coolest wagon ever made, so I don't know where you got that from.

When I was little, they were one of my favourite cars, because they had two windscreen wipers. And when you love something at that age, you love it for the rest of your life. It may not be the most fun to drive, but it's a pretty cool car.
 
I'm sorry but wagons are not cool, no matter what the rear wheel drive manual wagon fanboys on Jalopnik would have you know. Wagons symbolize nerds or moms, and neither of those are a particularly desirable group to be associated with. Even if you don't care what other people think, it's just not an attractive body style, unless it's an E34. SUVs are the way to go, I think. The fact that they piss off so many car enthusiasts just seals the deal. Wood on the exterior isn't cool either. But still, it's got nice body lines, and 350 horsepower at the time really isn't that bad. Of course, these ratings are probably gross horsepower. Switch over to SAE net horsepower and it might start to seem a little unimpressive. Don't particularly like the car, don't dislike it though, so meh.

SUV's are inferior station wagons. Give me a RWD wagon just after a RWD sedan which is below RWD sports cars. Better driving than SUV, better looks, all the functionality, if not more.
 
When I was little, they were one of my favourite cars, because they had two windscreen wipers. And when you love something at that age, you love it for the rest of your life. It may not be the most fun to drive, but it's a pretty cool car.

That's why I love the Mustang so much...it was my favorite car at a very young age. I have pictures of me when I was like 8 or 9 wearing a Ford hat. =P
 
As soon as any sort of enthusiastic driving commenced. Head gaskets are the number one weak point on every Honda I4 ever, and will blow if the engine is pushed hard for any significant length of time.
Proof, I see none.

They're also apparently easy to overrev if you don't watch the tach constantly.

This makes no sense.

Rev limiters exist for a reason, and even if there was no limiter, then it would get over revved because of how smooth it is.
Don't forget that Mazda had to install warning buzzers on the rotaries because they were so smooth that people didn't know when they got near the limiter.

The CR-V engine is a much newer design, so not as EPA-ruined, and fairly big for an I4 anyway. It's also the one I would consider most likely to sound like a dying weed whacker.

Still a lot smaller than 3.1 V6, and the 2.4 sounds very nice in person.

Not quite true. That thing generates some pretty hard takeoffs already, and the GM V6/60 is known to produce plenty of extra power from elementary modifications.
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There is no way that heap is going to accelerate any faster than a pillow.
Something like a C63 AMG and an STi are just going to start to push you back.



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It seems to me like SUV's have a lot more in the height department of their storage space compared to wagons.

I don't see a ton of wagons around here though. (Although there is one really nice yellow Lancer wagon.)
 
There are such things as cool wagons, but those are wagons that actively try to be fun cars that will not only provide practicality, but also enjoyment for the driver.

I mean something like this...
I'd rock a Camry wagon if it had a manual transmission -- I've driven a few late '80s models and they're plucky little mules. Not so sure about a '90s model like that.

Anyway, I don't think a wagon has to haul ass (sideways) to be cool, making a special case for itself to compensate for some failing. It just has to be a wagon version of a cool car. In my opinion, being extraordinarily good at moving people and/or stuff is nothing to be ashamed of. So getting back to the Town & Country, the reasons I voted Cool are mostly the same as why I would vote "Cool" for the Chrysler Newport, if it had been nominated instead.
 
Guess I'm strange. I was infatuated with Mercedes SUV's as a kid. Can't say I retain much of that.

Same here, though my big infatuation was with Vipers. Not that I don't love them anymore, just not anywhere near as much as I used to. That started to go on the decline as soon as I saw a picture of the original Murciélago.
 
SUV's are inferior station wagons. Give me a RWD wagon just after a RWD sedan which is below RWD sports cars. Better driving than SUV, better looks, all the functionality, if not more.

You might think that, but I think the looks of most wagons alone are reason enough to skip right over them and go for the nearest used Tahoe. Looks better than almost any wagon, I think, will out tow them, and it has a V8. Sure it'll be slower, heavier, have about the same cargo capacity, and be less fuel efficient, but you would not catch me dead in a wagon that isn't a CTS-V*.

*Or an E34 wagon, those are fabulous.
 
Proof, I see none.

Check out the 24 Hours of LeMons. It's an interesting study - buy worn & beaten cars, beat on them some more, and watch what fails first. Hondas (and Acuras) are some of the quickest cars you'll see there - when they're moving at all. It's always the same two problems holding them down - head gasket failure and excessive RPM. I suspect the gaskets literally "can't take the heat", so that probably wouldn't happen often unless you're actively involved in something too illegal to discuss here - but then I don't really know what actually makes head gaskets fail. The overrevving, however, could possibly happen to anyone - apparently, these engines will gladly (and suicidally) rev beyond the factory redline when you're pushing hard and forget to watch the revs.

This makes no sense.

Rev limiters exist for a reason, and even if there was no limiter, then it would get over revved because of how smooth it is.
Don't forget that Mazda had to install warning buzzers on the rotaries because they were so smooth that people didn't know when they got near the limiter.

See above. Maybe the page I read was wrong, but who knows.


And, like I said, much newer. I rarely consider that a good thing, but then the 3.1 was pretty much an EPA Ruins Everything-era engine at that point. Mostly because the EPA Ruins Everything era hadn't even really ended when that engine was introduced. Which, in turn, probably explains the untapped potential. Later updates led to significant gains and were still probably leaving a lot on the table.

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There is no way that heap is going to accelerate any faster than a pillow.
Something like a C63 AMG and an STi are just going to start to push you back.

The heck does a C63 have to do with this?
 
You might think that, but I think the looks of most wagons alone are reason enough to skip right over them and go for the nearest used Tahoe. Looks better than almost any wagon, I think, will out tow them, and it has a V8. Sure it'll be slower, heavier, have about the same cargo capacity, and be less fuel efficient, but you would not catch me dead in a wagon that isn't a CTS-V*.

*Or an E34 wagon, those are fabulous.

I think that most SUVs are pretty awful to look at, simply because of their massive size. The Tahoe is one of the worst, IMHO. I love wagons, as they're sedans but with added practicality and even more stealth. Some of the prettiest wagons:
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How come we never get that sort of stuff over here. :(

Check out the 24 Hours of LeMons.

So you're basing this off of a race where they take extremely beat up cars and thrash them, smart.

The only reason that they can use those cars is because of the 500 dollar limit, and I bet that they all have extremely high miles, and have been neglected to the point where they're pretty much scrap.

The only reason that you're seeing a lot of Honda's is because they're one of the only cars that can actually stay running in that sort of condition. Long enough for people to race them at least.

The overrevving, however, could possibly happen to anyone - apparently, these engines will gladly (and suicidally) rev beyond the factory redline when you're pushing hard and forget to watch the revs.

No, not unless something has gone seriously wrong with the ECU, and it jjust so happens that it'll still run with no limiter.

A limiter does exactly that, it limits the RPM of the engine.
I could go outside and floor the CR-V and it would never go over 7 grand.
(5 grand in park.) It'd blow up eventually because there wouldn't be any airflow to the radiator.

The heck does a C63 have to do with this?

Because if a 450hp car just starts to push you back, then there is no way that a sub 150hp car is going to give you anything resembling acceleration.
 
I think that most SUVs are pretty awful to look at, simply because of their massive size. The Tahoe is one of the worst, IMHO. I love wagons, as they're sedans but with added practicality and even more stealth.

Size is just a part of the appeal of an SUV to me. Big, politically incorrect, pisses off manual wagon purists, and a high seating position. The Tahoe is one of the best examples of this very appealing blend of ostentatiousness. The Volvo and the CLS pictured are nice, but the rest are just an uglier, blander version of the sedan they're based on. I just don't get all the hype surrounding wagons, it's just an extended sedan with some extra space behind the rear seats. Of course, you could say that SUVs are just lifted wagons. I guess I'm one of the few who prefers the latter to the former. Don't get me wrong, I can respect the practicality of wagons, but that doesn't mean I necessarily like them.
 
It's a wagon, therefore its cool.

This. But then you see it's a freaking mid 60s wagon with a big-ass V8 and an auditorium-sized interior, and specially, a wagon that shatters the mom stereotype because, as HfS said, they are not for moms anymore, but for enthusiasts, just like the Miata is now an enthusiasts car. This thing needs it's own sub-zero freezer.
 
Hard to call an engine durable when the head gaskets fall apart under a slight breeze and it's so ridiculously easy to overrev. I also take issue with any engine that must be revved high to deliver a hard takeoff, no matter how quickly they rev. Also, the engine configuration means its exhaust noise turns you into a brony and causes women to not notice you (at least not in a positive way) every time you stomp on it.

Proof of the slight breeze? I'm sorry. I've overheated a lot of Civics due to the ridiculous radiator, and have yet to break a headgasket through anything but track abuse. A friend drove his Accord home blowing steam out the bonnet and didn't have replace anything but a hose.

You must hate Formula One, too.


24 Hours of LeMons.

The $500 limit on LeMons means that any Honda that qualifies for LeMons has been to hell and back, because Honda resale value is so stupidly high.

Also, the engine configuration means its exhaust noise turns you into a brony and causes women to not notice you (at least not in a positive way) every time you stomp on it.

You've already been asked by the moderation staff not to mention you-know-whats outside of the you-know-what thread. And you're failing.

So the Civic may well be a gateway to track addiction, but definitely not to speed addiction. That probably explains a lot of the effeminate opinions on this website.

Track addiction =/= Speed addiction? :lol: Go on, tell us some more.

If you really want to paint the membership in a negative light with your hopelessly homophobic brush, you're treading on very thin water. You have been warned a number of times, and you will NOT be warned again.

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