Time Saving: I vote uncool. Made of cotton or not, it's uncool. Reason: Look at the picture. This is a Soviet built white-good. It has all the emotion of my fridge, even though it would likely outlast any nuclear radiation had actual fighting broken out.
You're so negative when you say "Soviet built".
Don't worry about radiation - East Germany was very far from Chernobyl.
In Soviet Union, Trabbies used to be an extreme rarity (they were exported to most socialistic countries - Czechoslovakia, Poland, Hungary, but the USSR almost didn't import them). However, I recall seeing one in my area a couple of years ago, it was decrepit (not rusty - this body material doesn't rust LOL) and looked abandoned (but it had a "for sale" lettering on the windshield). Now it is probably taken away by someone.
P.S. I vote "cool", but not because it's made by communists. I just love old, small underpowered cars, I don't know why. However, Trabant is definetly not the best of them, there were much better ones (like Mini, Fiat 500, and the legendary West-German VW Kaefer, for sure).
Communism is cool, but I prefer Fascism. Made some iconic cars... Such as the Volkswagen and the GAZ Volga. Gets stuff done, you know.
LOLWUT?
Volga is a Soviet car developed in 1956, it has nothing to do with Fascists or Nazis. You're confusing something.
Communism is always, always seriously uncool.
It may be uncool, but remember though - some things made by communists can't be doubted they are cool.
The AK rifle, for example.