GTP Le Mans Prototype Series : Season 4 Complete

[SebVettelFan]

Little question, what happened to GTP Johny (Ghova)?

Furinkazan! The guy I briefly had races with which were supposed to be golfers rallycross but ended up as golfers FGT, pink-slip races and mess about time

Anyway yeah, Johny. He got banned from the series for bad attitude and general dirty driving.

 

[Furinkazen]

Furinkazan! The guy I briefly had races with which were supposed to be golfers rallycross but ended up as golfers FGT, pink-slip races and mess about time

Anyway yeah, Johny. He got banned from the series for bad attitude and general dirty driving.

Same here. He got barred from my TOCA Series for swearing, and coming into my room and changing all my room settings...

Oh yeah I remember you Jamman 👍

 

[GT5_X2010]

Same here. He got barred from my TOCA Series for swearing, and coming into my room and changing all my room settings...

HAHAHAHA

To Jamman:

 

[bombe32]

MU: Won't it be better to jump into the 908 Matmut instead - then you and Sylar could be a team, instead of 2 different Peugeots.

 

[SebVettelFan]

HAHAHAHA

To Jamman:

Well, I suppose we have an imaginative team name. Plus it's better than "Vettel goes pie smashing"

The Pie Smashing Bull's FTW!

EDIT: The normal team badge for Red Bull works well too. Just imagine that yellow circle is a pie. It has a similar likeness

 

[GT5_X2010]

it's better than "Vettel goes pie smashing

I disagree

ta daa
sadly there were no images of Vettel smashing pies or even holdign hammers so he used telepathy

 

[SebVettelFan]

I disagree
(watcht this post, I am making a "Vettel goes pie smashing" poster)

I'm very eagerly awaiting this. Will we get it before midnight lol?

 

[GT5_X2010]

I'm very eagerly awaiting this. Will we get it before midnight lol?

its already there

 

[SebVettelFan]

I disagree

ta daa
sadly there were no images of Vettel smashing pies or even holdign hammers so he used telepathy

Maybe that should be our team name lol

Sadly I believe it's too long name

 

[GT5_X2010]

Maybe that should be our team name lol

Sadly I believe it's too long name

my poster is an accurate depicition of what happens when he fails to get:
-pole
-fastest lap
-race win

or people say he can't overtake

that exact face, that exact mallet and that same cherry pie mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cherry pie

 

[SebVettelFan]

my poster is an accurate depicition of what happens when he fails to get:
-pole
-fastest lap
-race win

or people say he can't overtake

that exact face, that exact mallet and that same cherry pie mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cherry pie

It's just a pity no-one's ever caught him smashing that pie on camera. He should do it for entertainment after each race. The crowds would go mad.

Although it would be a hard choice which is better:

Alonso's card tricks vs Vettel's pie smashing

 

[GT5_X2010]

It's just a pity no-one's ever caught him smashing that pie on camera. He should do it for entertainment after each race. The crowds would go mad

SETTING:After a hectic 2011 Brazillian GP, Vettel looses the title to Lewis Hamilton after McLaren have an overwhelmingly dominant second half to the season. An interviewer has caught up with an expectedly disgruntled Sebastien.

Interviewer: So Seb, you must be really dissapointed with this result. Your best efforts at the race only secure 5th and then you loose the title to Lewis after such a strong start. You must be very dissapointed.

Vettel: Not really. Me and Adrian predicted this back in June so since then we have been baking cherry pie's like nothing else. We also enlisted the paddocks best carpenters, Kamui, Fernando and Narain to make enough mallets for the entire grand stands. Ahhh, here they are now.

(Sebastien points to a fleet of RBR big rigs coming into the paddock. A large grin appears on his face, jaw to jaw)

Vettel: Lets smash some pies.

 

[SebVettelFan]

SETTING:After a hectic 2011 Brazillian GP, Vettel looses the title to Lewis Hamilton after McLaren have an overwhelmingly dominant second half to the season. An interviewer has caught up with an expectedly disgruntled Sebastien.

Interviewer: So Seb, you must be really dissapointed with this result. Your best efforts at the race only secure 5th and then you loose the title to Lewis after such a strong start. You must be very dissapointed.

Vettel: Not really. Me and Adrian predicted this back in June so since then we have been baking cherry pie's like nothing else. We also enlisted the paddocks best carpenters, Kamui, Fernando and Narain to make enough mallets for the entire grand stands. Ahhh, here they are now.

(Sebastien points to a fleet of RBR big rigs coming into the paddock. A large grin appears on his face, jaw to jaw)

Vettel: Lets smash some pies.

Seriously my sides are busting

All this came from a simple misunderstanding of what I suggested for a team name.

 

[GT5_X2010]

Seriously golfer you have made me laugh a lot in the past and I don't know whether this is the joke or the fact it is I have drunk loads of Coke but I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed. My sides are busting

no one was laughing as much as when I was downloading the images off gooogle for that poster. Laughing very loud, at night, when I should be asleep, with someone in the room next door, and the doors open........

Oh and Jamman, out of sheer rubbish attendance I maight be able to have a VERY good shot at 5th on Sat and challenge for 4th

 

[SebVettelFan]

no one was laughing as much as when I was downloading the images off gooogle for that poster. Laughing very loud, at night, when I should be asleep, with someone in the room next door, and the doors open........

Oh and Jamman, out of sheer rubbish attendance I maight be able to have a VERY good shot at 5th on Sat and challenge for 4th

Good

So coming back to pies, are we still called The Pie Smashing Bull's? Just after what I've witnessed here in the last few posts we could do better. Not nessercerily Vettel goes pie smashing but something could be better.

EDIT: My i pod's battery is at 6% so if I don't reply till tomorrow you know why lol

 

[GT5_X2010]

Good

So coming back to pies, are we still called The Pie Smashing Bull's? Just after what I've witnessed here in the last few posts we could do better. Not nessercerily Vettel goes pie smashing but something could be better.

EDIT: My i pod's battery is at 6% so if I don't reply till tomorrow you know why lol

when i get back from work tomorrow, I will make an brainstorm/spider diagram/idea chart/I hate political correctness of all the ideas we have with Pie and Bull bigger than the rest


Oh and BK, do you need a series comedian because recently....

 

[CAMikaze]

I'll be at work on Saturday, so I'll be unable to race then.

QUESTION: Will there be a separate thread for the Wednesday night race series or will it be integrated into this thread?

Strike that, I found the thread.

 

[freshseth83]

So no one wants to take the Bentley with me? Guess I'm freshsoloseth in the lone Speed 8?

 

[jakegirard]

So no one wants to take the Bentley with me? Guess I'm freshsoloseth in the lone Speed 8?

seth i'm driving the bentley on saturdays so lets be a team. speed 8 ftw, maybe we could get a 10kg lowering of the ballast since i'm over a second faster at every track in the r8 05 lol

 

[bermudakid]

So no one wants to take the Bentley with me? Guess I'm freshsoloseth in the lone Speed 8?

i think jake is in the speed 8 too

 

[GT5_X2010]

seth i'm driving the bentley on saturdays so lets be a team. speed 8 ftw, maybe we could get a 10kg lowering of the ballast since i'm over a second faster at every track in the r8 05 lol

but the Bentley is still very fast. I think that the ballast should stay the same. i mean at Indy Road (BKs test circuit) the ballastes Bentley was a nudge faster than the unballasted GT-ONE

oh and Jamman, if we use Vettel Goes Pie Smashing (I was looking for like a meat pie, not fruit) then we can use the name:
Team Vettel GPS
GPS is how you get from A-B (racing is A-B) and Vettel does things as fast as he can so Vettel GPS (This should be a brand IRL) gets you from A-B in the shortest amount of time.
bombe, put is down for that team name oh dark one


you changed the part in your post about me being hillarious
AT LEAST I QUOTED IT BELOW

 

[xX_F Alonso_Xx]

MU: Won't it be better to jump into the 908 Matmut instead - then you and Sylar could be a team, instead of 2 different Peugeots.

But I really want to use the 908 Total lol.

 

[amf7]

I wanna use my Audi tbh bombe as its a car I'm used to and the downforce on its a bonus

 

[SebVettelFan]

but the Bentley is still very fast. I think that the ballast should stay the same. i mean at Indy Road (BKs test circuit) the ballastes Bentley was a nudge faster than the unballasted GT-ONE

oh and Jamman, if we use Vettel Goes Pie Smashing (I was looking for like a meat pie, not fruit) then we can use the name:
Team Vettel GPS
GPS is how you get from A-B (racing is A-B) and Vettel does things as fast as he can so Vettel GPS (This should be a brand IRL) gets you from A-B in the shortest amount of time.
bombe, put is down for that team name oh dark one


you changed the part in your post about me being hillarious
AT LEAST I QUOTED IT BELOW

OK sounds good. Put it down bombe

But I really want to use the 908 Total lol.

Does it matter? It's the same car - a 908

 

[bombe32]

Omg, entire page 2... useless
--

So, I guess there's a Bentley team, a 908 team (MU is driving the 908 Matmut, we know that) and an Audi team. No Sauber team anymore, such a shame.

 

[SebVettelFan]

Omg, entire page 2... useless
--

So, I guess there's a Bentley team, a 908 team (MU is driving the 908 Matmut, we know that) and an Audi team. No Sauber team anymore, such a shame.

What do you mean useless? We were deciding a new team name which is very important. And we have, so it needs putting in the spreadsheet

 

[bombe32]

We want to be Vettel Goes Pie Smashing - no, Team Smashing Bulls - no, Team Vettel GPS - no, this is better: 🤬🤬🤬

You don't need to discuss it in the thread, do it over PMs. What is the name? If it takes more than 1 post to tell me now I'll make one for you.

 

[SebVettelFan]

We want to be Vettel Goes Pie Smashing - no, Team Smashing Bulls - no, Team Vettel GPS - no, this is better: 🤬🤬🤬

You don't need to discuss it in the thread, do it over PMs. What is the name? If it takes more than 1 post to tell me now I'll make one for you.

Team Vettel GPS

Says up there ^^^^^^^

 

[GT5_X2010]

We want to be Vettel Goes Pie Smashing - no, Team Smashing Bulls - no, Team Vettel GPS - no, this is better: 🤬🤬🤬

You don't need to discuss it in the thread, do it over PMs. What is the name? If it takes more than 1 post to tell me now I'll make one for you.

Who else likes Eliie Goulding??

 

[SebVettelFan]

Who else likes Eliie Goulding??