GTPlanet vs. Wham - Thread of the Year!

[SomePlayaDude]

Thank you, George.

Repeating current news reports, local GTPlanet user Dagger311 is planning to commit Wham!icide with methods unknown to the station, recently Whammed user nascarfan1400 has shared his deepest inner secret, and user SomePlayaDude has been given a warning for misconduct of post content.

 

[nascarfan1400]

Meanwhile in Whamdville we are jamming to Last Christmas while we plot the ultimate Whamocide

 

[Aesthetics]

I'm feeling like living life on the edge, and throwing on a christmas pandora station.
Will update story soon.
EDIT: 7 songs in. Still have not yet been Whammed.

 

[Ken]

Meanwhile in Whamdville we are jamming to Last Christmas while we plot the ultimate Whamocide

Catch me up. How'd you get whammed?

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So today is bad day. Very bad. But no wham for me. Even with extended trips to both Walmart and the bank. I even listened to Spotify. (I pay for the service, so no ads.)
Still wham free for me.

 

[nascarfan1400]

@Silver Wing got me in a call

 

[Ken]

@Silver Wing got me in a call

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I just realized he's already Whammed.

Or, you know.. the Whreckord holder.

 

[Silver Wing]

I just realized he's already Whammed.

Or, you know.. the Whreckord holder.

..

 

[Aesthetics]

I was thinking of increasing the risks, but decided to let nature (my christmas station) take it's course instead.

Right now I'm playing Wham Roulette, and doing this would've just ended me.

 

[Silver Wing]

I was thinking of increasing the risks, but decided to let nature (my christmas station) take it's course instead.
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Right now I'm playing Wham Roulette, and doing this would've just ended me.

Well, this won't end well!

 

[Aesthetics]

Well, this won't end well!

Don't worry, I decided not to do it.
But I've had to endure 3 versions of Santa Baby, though.

 

[Silver Wing]

Okay, that's g- oh dear! That's worse!

 

[Dagger311]

But I've had to endure 3 versions of Santa Baby, though.

Eartha Kitt > Others.

 

[Ken]

Eartha Kitt > Others.

In every context.

 

[Dagger311]

In every context.

I actually like her version. Madonna's sucked, and I haven't heard any others.

 

[Ken]

I actually like her version. Madonna's sucked, and I haven't heard any others.

I think Brittany Spears did one. Maybe Jessica Simpson, as well. In fact. Every diva has made a cover, me thinks.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Lucky its not GTP vs Santa Baby.

Or I would've lost already.

 

[Dagger311]

I think Brittany Spears did one. Maybe Jessica Simpson, as well. In fact. Every diva had made it me thinks.

I'll bet, It's a fairly easy song to sing, I'd say.

None can touch her wonderfully delicate yet sexy voice, though.

Lucky its not GTP vs Santa Baby.

Or I would've lost already.

I'd have committed Santa-cide.

 

[Ken]

I'd still be good. I struggle to think of more then one time I've heard Christmas music at all this season.

None can touch her wonderfully delicate yet sexy voice, though.

This x100!

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Why is sexiness important in a song that's cute?

 

[Dagger311]

Why is sexiness important in a song that's cute?

I always assumed she was sexually tempting Mister Claus.

I also have a theory that it's Mrs. Claus singing the song.

 

[Aesthetics]

I always assumed she was sexually tempting Mister Claus.

I also have a theory that it's Mrs. Claus singing the song.

I would hope it's the second one, or else Santa would be in some deep trouble..

 

[Dagger311]

I would hope it's the second one, or else Santa would be in some deep trouble..

Maybe it's both.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Unless he's the Russian Santa from Rise Of The Guardians.

 

[Dagger311]

Seriously though, in the final verse she says she wants a ring, and that Santa should hurry down the Chimney.

I personally think that was Mrs. Claus asking Santa to propose to her.

On that bombshell, goodnight.

 

[Aesthetics]

Seriously though, in the final verse she says she wants a ring, and that Santa should hurry down the Chimney.

I personally think that was Mrs. Claus asking Santa to propose to her.

On that bombshell, goodnight.

But Mrs. Claus is already married, hence the "Mrs."
I don't want to know what any alternative meanings of this could mean, because my mind is in the gutter right now.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Dear Santa

Why are the bad cliché Christmas songs about love?

 

[NW48]

Am I the only one that gets "Pick Me Up Before You Go" stuck in their head whilst reading this thread?

 

[Silver Wing]

Because love is everything.

 

[Aesthetics]

Welp, I'm off for the night, and surprisingly haven't been whammed yet. Pandora's helping me to survive... so far.