GTPlanet vs. Wham - Thread of the Year!

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How can one live a normal life these days without being whammed?

...live a normal life...

...normal life...

...normal...


Okay... Move on.
 
Another trip to Sainsbury's, another Whamming. Why does it's playing coincide with my visits :mad::mad::mad::mad:
How long are you there on average? Some places just have a single CD playing, so it all repeats roughly every hour.
 
New game: Guess how many times @Jimlaad43 get Whammed before the end of the December. I'm going for 54.
The bad thing about this, is that the Christmas CD I used to have, only had an instrumental cover of Last Christmas. Now this new one has the proper version. I am screwed for the next few years :banghead:
 
And guess what? TRIPLE WHAMMED when I went into my Marketing Media class (which sucks, both the class and the song!)! At this rate, I'll be whammed about TEN times before the end of the year!
 
5 minutes...
First, I am amazed you can get in and out of a grocery store in 5 minutes on average. But then it takes an average of 5 minutes just to walk around most grocery stores in the US.

Second, if that is accurate then God hates you.

Merry Christmas.
 
First, I am amazed you can get in and out of a grocery store in 5 minutes on average. But then it takes an average of 5 minutes just to walk around most grocery stores in the US.

Second, if that is accurate then God hates you.

Merry Christmas.
I literally am only going in for a box of Doughnuts and coming out again. Weekly shops usually take 30-45 minutes ;)
 
I'm well aware of the existence of the Now That's What I Call Christmas ads on YouTube. But for some reason, I haven't seen any. Maybe it has something to do with living in Canada.
 
Casualties all around. Luckily I'm still able to stay clear of this monstrosity of a song.

But the danger of being Whammed is getting bigger every day....:nervous:
 
...and my streak is over.

As we speak, some car dealership's sales floor in the Pelican State is ringing this horribly cheezy death knell; I could have bolted early, but I happened to stay late for no reason whatsoever other than I promised to do my job. I always figured an automobile dealership was safe from such things, especially one in the Deep South; alas, the power of satellite radio found me. No mortal can hide from the power of those circling sentinels, beaming their vast depositories of 1980s music.

And so I shall walk in the Valley in the Whammed forever, fearing nothing else, but please...your rod and staff do not comfort me.
 
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Glad to say I've never been whammed before that I know of. From what I've read it doesn't sound pleasant.

By the way, do any of you have a spare mattress or something I can sleep on? It's getting quite wet and muddy under my rock.
 
By the way, do any of you have a spare mattress or something I can sleep on? It's getting quite wet and muddy under my rock.
Would this one suit your fancy?
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Or this one?
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You heard me, nothing really mattress... ;)
 
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