GTPlanet vs. Wham - Thread of the Year!

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How can one live a normal life these days without being whammed?

...live a normal life...

...normal life...

...normal...


Okay... Move on.
 
Jimlaad43
Another trip to Sainsbury's, another Whamming. Why does it's playing coincide with my visits :mad::mad::mad::mad:
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How long are you there on average? Some places just have a single CD playing, so it all repeats roughly every hour.
 
Legro
New game: Guess how many times @Jimlaad43 get Whammed before the end of the December. I'm going for 54.
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The bad thing about this, is that the Christmas CD I used to have, only had an instrumental cover of Last Christmas. Now this new one has the proper version. I am screwed for the next few years :banghead:
 
My workplace have finally started playing Christmas music over the radio. Whamming is imminent.
 
Legro
New game: Guess how many times @Jimlaad43 get Whammed before the end of the December. I'm going for 54.
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I'm going for 45, just on the frequency of his whamming.
 
31.
 
Going with a flat 40.
 
I guess the jimlaad whamming frequency will increase, so it'll be about 52.
 
And guess what? TRIPLE WHAMMED when I went into my Marketing Media class (which sucks, both the class and the song!)! At this rate, I'll be whammed about TEN times before the end of the year!
 
Jimlaad43
5 minutes...
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First, I am amazed you can get in and out of a grocery store in 5 minutes on average. But then it takes an average of 5 minutes just to walk around most grocery stores in the US.

Second, if that is accurate then God hates you.

Merry Christmas.
 
FoolKiller
First, I am amazed you can get in and out of a grocery store in 5 minutes on average. But then it takes an average of 5 minutes just to walk around most grocery stores in the US.

Second, if that is accurate then God hates you.

Merry Christmas.
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I literally am only going in for a box of Doughnuts and coming out again. Weekly shops usually take 30-45 minutes ;)
 
I'm well aware of the existence of the Now That's What I Call Christmas ads on YouTube. But for some reason, I haven't seen any. Maybe it has something to do with living in Canada.
 
Went to the store today and got instantly cover-Whammed. Was there for less than the length of the song. :lol:

Still in good shape though, done with school for the semester.
 
Walked into the kitchen at my job to get my supper, and guess what the cooks had playing on their radio?:grumpy:

Count me out @Daniel
 
Casualties all around. Luckily I'm still able to stay clear of this monstrosity of a song.

But the danger of being Whammed is getting bigger every day....:nervous:
 
...and my streak is over.

As we speak, some car dealership's sales floor in the Pelican State is ringing this horribly cheezy death knell; I could have bolted early, but I happened to stay late for no reason whatsoever other than I promised to do my job. I always figured an automobile dealership was safe from such things, especially one in the Deep South; alas, the power of satellite radio found me. No mortal can hide from the power of those circling sentinels, beaming their vast depositories of 1980s music.

And so I shall walk in the Valley in the Whammed forever, fearing nothing else, but please...your rod and staff do not comfort me.
 
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Glad to say I've never been whammed before that I know of. From what I've read it doesn't sound pleasant.

By the way, do any of you have a spare mattress or something I can sleep on? It's getting quite wet and muddy under my rock.
 
TeamCZRRacing
By the way, do any of you have a spare mattress or something I can sleep on? It's getting quite wet and muddy under my rock.
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Would this one suit your fancy?
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Or this one?
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You heard me, nothing really mattress... ;)
 
Well, I got some bad news at work as it seems they are using a different Christmas playlist than last year as it's a rather short cycle and I get Whammed! approximately every 3.5 hours.


:mad::mad::mad:🤬🤬🤬
 
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