GTP VS WHAM JOURNAL - DAY 50
DECEMBER 21ST: 14:37
I've been successful in evading these.. things for weeks. Ever since they took over the broadcasting equipment, everyone around town had been acting, well, strange.
I'm running out of rations in my bunker, I'm going to have to raid the local supermarket for supplies.
I'm in the supermarket and there's hardly anything left, the other survivors must have gotten here first. I'll have a look in the back.
It's pitch black in he...
*opening jungle plays*
What's that noise? I'll try to see what it is by turning on my phone flashlight.
*turns on light and is greeted by thousands of foul beasts*
Oh God, they're everywhere! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*screams of pain and suffering as I am eaten alive by George Micheal fans, meanwhile the chorus of Last Christmas plays in the background.*
@Daniel if you couldn't tell I got whammed at the store two days ago.