Happy Vamlumtimes Day!

[Touring Mars]

I reckon it might be too much to hope for that Arsenal get humped this evening too...

 

[kennythebomb]

Watch Top Gear then go out, the ladies will have a few babychams down them by then.

By that time they will be incapable of understanding anything he says. His humor will especially be completely above their heads.

In other words, delay your arrival as much as possible TM

 

[Touring Mars]

In other words, delay your arrival as much as possible TM

I do try, but sometimes I just can't help it.

 

[Mark T]

If you want to watch the Arsenal game tonight but you can't because you missus has said so, try this. Tell her that she needs to be ready by 9.30 as your taking her out for a meal. It will take her at least an hour and a half to get ready so she will hopefully start her routine at about 8.00 giving you plenty of time to watch the game.

When she is finally ready tell her that the restaurant called to say they had double booked. Call your local Golden Dragon takeaway and get something in. Job done.

 

[Touring Mars]

If you want to watch the Arsenal game tonight but you can't because you missus has said so, try this. Tell her that she needs to be ready for by 9.30 as your taking her out for a meal. It will take her at least an hour and a half to get ready so she will hopefully start her routine at about 8.00 giving you plenty of time to watch the game.

When she is finally ready tell her that the restaurant called to say they had double booked. Call your local Golden Dragon takeaway and get something in. Job done.

That sounds like you've actually done that...

"I don't know about you, love, but I fancy a 69..."
"Chicken with Bamboo Shoots and Water Chestnuts??? "

 

[TB]

I'll be swooping in and buying a gift for my wife tomorrow.

Double the chocolate, half the price!

 

[TheCracker]

I'll be swooping in and buying a gift for my wife tomorrow.

Double the chocolate, half the price!

We all know how the ladies just love a thrifty man 👍

 

[Mark T]

That sounds like you've actually done that...

"I don't know about you, love, but I fancy a 69..."
"Chicken with Bamboo Shoots and Water Chestnuts??? "

Something along those lines. I want to watch the game, she doesn't. I'll conveniently run her a nice bubble bath for 8.00. She won't be out before 9.00.

I really fancy a Chinese takeaway tonight but I've got steak, chips, mushrooms, corn on the cob, and peppercorn sauce.

 

[TB]

We all know how the ladies just love a thrifty man 👍

Correction: Women love a thrifty man who pays attention. She told me if I show up with any overpriced chocolate and flowers, she would be pissed and continued with "Just so you know, our Valentines Day is on the 15th".

I got me a good one.

Edit: For anyone with a Sam's Club nearby, unless they jack their prices up, 2 dozen long stem roses with babies breath for $15.

 

[Dave A]

...or I could just go home and watch the repeat of Top Gear at 7pm...

That's what I'm doing, the lady's working tonight so I'm taking her out for a meal tomorrow night instead. I've got a bottle of wine for later tonight when she get's in.

 

[OZZYGT]

That's what I'm doing, the lady's working tonight so I'm taking her out for a meal tomorrow night instead. I've got a bottle of wine for later tonight when she get's in.

Nice! Is it good wine? I'm a wine lover

 

[Dave A]

It's a Marlborough sauvignon blanc. I haven't had it before. I'm probably not as much of a wine lover as you (change probably to definitely, I like wine but it's not a special drink to me), the missues loves it though.

 

[FoolKiller]

Oh lord, some woman in my office just had her husband send her a barber shop quartet.

We work in a cubicle farm, where everyone in the office got to see and hear, unfortunately.

 

[Moglet]

Oh lord, some woman in my office just had her husband send her a barber shop quartet.

We work in a cubicle farm, where everyone in the office got to see and hear, unfortunately.

Oh dear, that must have been so embarassing!

Both of my flatmates are running about the place getting things ready, one of them is having a meal with her boyfriend here and the other is going out. I'm sitting in my room scoffing Lemon Sorbet on my own. I can't go out because I'm a warden at my halls of residence and I'm on duty tonight.

Oh well, Happy Valentines Day everyone.

 

[JosX]

Happy chocolate day! Well, that's what it's called isn't it?

 

[Silverzone]

Bleh, Valentines day is never a good day for me. Last year I spent a crapload of money on my ex and she broke up not a week after. :/

 

[Omnis]

Well, status update.

I made a lot of people happy today. I got so many "awws". Mission accomplished. Albeit, my 4th period class sucked because we had to take chorus class pictures. I didn't have a shirt and the only one that "fit" me was this old ratty thing missing 4 top buttons with yellow-brown stains all over the collar and armpits. I thought I was going to barf; I'm sure I looked ridiculous.

Otherwise, I scored some major points. What I wound up doing was giving each girl 2 "Hugs" for a hug. I told them that you could keep one and give someone else a hug and the chocolate to spread the love around. So, basically, I wound up being Cupid and Casanova. I love my ingenuity.

 

[Philly]

Happy chocolate day! Well, that's what it's called isn't it?

I have to disagree. Everything I got had peanut butter in it. Besides that, it has been know as singles awareness day. Mine was great. Couldn't have cared less.

I got a pretty strange card, too. "Let's be friends." 1) That is an elementary girl type thing. I'm in high school. 2) In order to get a valentine from someone, don't you pretty much have to be friends with them in the first place making the whole card a little redundant?

 

[TS]

Happy overpriced gretting card and chocolate day/Arizona's Birthday!!!!

 

[YSSMAN]

...My brother got a Batman Valentine from a friend of his (they're both 18), quite funny I thought...

Anyway, I called my "girlfriend" today and chatted for a while. That was fun, and kinda awkward. Apparently she wanted to hang out last night, but my cell was turned off, and I missed out. Crap.

 

[GT Pro]

Anyway, I called my "girlfriend" today and chatted for a while. That was fun, and kinda awkward. Apparently she wanted to hang out last night, but my cell was turned off, and I missed out. Crap.

Ouch.

I find Valentine's day hilarious for some reason, I think it's because of all the people out there who try so hard, most of the time for nothing. Nevertheless, the most obvious reason is probably just watching this thread's posts recently.

 

[Moglet]

Soooooo, did anyone else have to sit through loud sex from flatmates?

 

[Mark T]

Soooooo, did anyone else have to sit through loud sex from flatmates?

Thankfully no. I live in a apartment block which is full of old people. The only thing I usually hear is the Quincy music being blasted from their TV's.

 

[kennythebomb]

Actually my Valentine's went a lot better than what was originally planned.

The volleyball game was postponed due to snow - so I was able to make it to the swing dancing club I frequent on Wednesday nights. So I danced the night away and met some cool girls.

 

[photonrider]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue . . .
Sometimes you gotta say:
"GTPlanet! I love you!"

May you have your rush today.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

 

[MUSC4EVER]

I hate Valentine's Day!

 

[Omnis]

Why couldn't you just have made a new thread?

 

[photonrider]

So much love in this thread . . ..

Stays alive for only a day.

Shall we lock it and make a new one? Whose turn?

 

[The Bman]

Why couldn't you just have made a new thread?

Because then people would bring up how we didn't use the search function.

I'm glad that Singles' Awareness Day is over.

 

[DQuaN]

Roses are red
Champagne is bubbly
Have a wonderful day
I'll be watching the rugby!