Happy Xmas Everyone :)

[sid_chiclana]

MERRY CHRISTMAS​

LOVE IT!

 

[Azure Flare]

♫ Oh Christmas tree ♫
♫ Oh Christmas tree ♫
♫ My tree was made in China ♫

 

[Skython]

Xmas? What's Xmas? Must be a typo, must mean "exma." How on earth can anyone have happy exma!? Exma is terrible!

 

[W3H5]

Merry Christmas to all followers of Christ and happy holidays to everyone else.

China says hello to your tree, @Azure Flare.

 

[Azure Flare]

@W3HS I wish that instead of a fake one that has built-in lights, I had one that we went into the woods, murdered, and decorated it like a common whore.

 

[W3H5]

Gotta love a bit of Xmas lumber-jacking! I've not even seen my house yet, I'm flying home tomorrow, but I've heard my living area is a complete faitly land (obviously for my little sister).

 

[Azure Flare]

'Twas the Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn

Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
Don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'.

Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!"

 

[Skython]

Well, after reviewing my previous post in this thread, and a few other people's posts I have been able to figure out Xmas is not a typo for Exma. It actually means Christmas.

So Messy Kwelfnuve Kweznuz, and happy holidays, GTP!

 

[Danny]

I intend to spend this evening drunk and all of tomorrow in bed, so have a great Christmas, all.

 

[Monatsende]

Last year I found out that Santa Claus does not exist. So leave me alone.

 

[Eks]

Last year I found out that Santa Claus does not exist. So leave me alone.

You mean he doesn't exist?

Have a good Christmas, everyone.

 

[Soundtrack]

So here it is... Merry Christmass Everybody!

He does exist!

 

[Carbonox]

Happy Xmas, GTP. Especially @neljack, even though you did naughty things in GTA Online, apparently.

 

[MoLiEG]

MERRY X-MAS!!!!

 

[Sprite]

Happy Christmas from Yorkshire.

 

[mattythedog]

Have a great Christmas everyone!

 

[Gturbo5]

Happy Christmas Ever!

 

[Harley45]

Happy Christmas from me an the Missus to all

 

[Ross]

Have a great Christmas everyone!

 

[MUSC4EVER]

Happy Christmas everyone!

 

[MenocidiX]

 

[Inferno251]

Christmas is here in Australia
Merry Christmas Everyone!

 

[MakOh01]

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Seems like Kaz has a use for all those dupe miatas after all.

 

[Slash]

4 hours left until Christmas.

Bah humbug.

 

[Pako]

Merry Christmas GTP!

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Santa is in Portugal!!!

 

[Akmuq]

Have an OK Christmas.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Have an OK Christmas.

Go to sleep Akmuq Santa will be at your place soon.

 

[XS]

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Akmuq]

Go to sleep Akmuq Santa will be at your place soon.

I'm going to stay awake all night just to see him.