Chapter 17 - Time for an Epic Training Montage
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# Radio presenter - "Gratuliere! Du hast ein neues Audi A3 gewonnen!" (Congratulations! You've won a new Audi A3!)
I punch the button marked "Off". Unfortunately, that broke the alarm clock.
- "Oh crap."
I looked around the room. It was still dark, and I'm not a morning person.
Maria - "Guten Morgen!"
Maria is, though.
- "I don't wanna get up!"
Maria - "Nonsense, Hiroto. Besides, you've got practice."
Standing in the doorway was Gareth, already wearing his dark green racing suit with a dark green helmet in his left hand.
Gareth - "Come on, we have to beat the traffic."
I'm still groggy.
- "Uh...what time is it?"
Maria - "Halb sechs."
- "6:30?"
I completely forgot that "halb sechs" means "5:30".
Maria - "No, not 6:30, 5:30!"
I collapse back into my bed.
Maria - "Get up!"
- "🤬 off!"
Gareth - "We don't have time for this 🤬!"
- "Well, I do!"
Maria - "You're going to be racing against a glorified gangster in a week. You need to practice!"
I had to be dragged out of bed by both Gareth and Maria.
Before long, I was sitting in Gareth's Skyline, and he was doing 320km/h on the Autobahn.
- "This is crazy!"
Gareth - "I'm not the one getting dressed while travelling at 320km/h."
He had a point.
When we arrived, we didn't go straight to the Nordschliefe. We went to the GP track.
- "Uh...why are we in the paddock of the Nurburgring GP track?"
Gareth - "Well, you will probably need to know how to handle very fast cars around the Nurburgring."
We went into what looked like an empty pit garage. No tools, no tyres, no fuel tanks, just a BMW 320i Touring Car.
- "How much horsepower does this thing have?"
Gareth - "This...is Otto Meyer's masterpiece. 260hp? 🤬 that. This has been tuned to 480hp."
My mouth dropped open.
Gareth - "Hiroto, you'll catch flies with that mouth."
- "How much does it weigh?"
Gareth - "About...1,140kg. And it's on R3-grade slick tyres."
I looked inside. Usually, in a racing car, there would be 1 seat - the driver's. This car had a passenger's seat.
- "What's with the 2nd seat?"
Gareth - "That is a seat for an instructor."
- "Why's Maria not coming?"
Gareth - "The track will probably bring back some bad memories."
- "So, you're taking her place?"
Gareth - "Exactly."
- "What qualifies you to be able to teach me how to drive around here?"
Gareth - "My dad bought a house near here, as a sort of holiday home. I would spend the whole summer holidays here. When I got my license, I also got my first car."
- "What was it?"
Gareth - "You can't remember? It was the Mitsubishi you drove at Hong Kong!"
- "Oh yeah, that tin can.
"
Gareth just rolls his eyes. He knows that I'm joking.
Gareth - "Whatever. I remember that there was this middle-aged guy in a really dark blue Mercedes, and he was always passing me."
- "Let me guess - Otto Meyer."
Gareth - "The thing was...he was sitting on the right. He was the passenger."
- "When was this?"
Gareth - "I started racing when I was 16, so..."
- "Ha...you're one year behind me."
Gareth - "It's rude to interrupt, you know."
- "My apologies,
O' Neill-sempai."
Gareth - "*sighs* Look, do you want to learn or not?"
- "I do! Come on, when was it? When did you see the Mercedes?"
Gareth - "Every day. Every day since I first raced at the Nurburgring, in 1999."
- "Who was driving?"
Gareth - "One of them had a plain purple helmet. The other had one that looked like Michael Schumacher's."
- "You raced against..."
Gareth looks at me, as if to say, "That's one hell of a retarded question."
Gareth - "It was Karl Meyer, Otto's son and Maria's older brother, that was wearing the Michael Schumacher helmet."
- "Did you try racing against them?"
Gareth - "Whenever they came up behind me, I'd gun it. The thing was, it was the person in the purple helmet who was quicker. Plus, my car couldn't compete."
We got into the car, and drove out of the pits and almost the whole way around the GP track. Then, just before the last corner, Gareth told me to turn left.
- "Uh...there's a barrier there!"
But just as I said that, two marshals opened a gate, bringing us onto the Nordschliefe.
Gareth - "Welcome to the jungle, Hiroto."
My response was predictable.
- "Are we going to have fun and games?"
Gareth - "Don't spoil the moment, man."
The marshals closed the gate behind us.
I listen to the turbocharged engine hiss. The wheels spun as I put my foot to the floor.
Gareth - "Hey, watch out, this car's expensive!"
The laps went by. Gareth called out my time as I crossed the start/finish line each time. I can't believe he can still hold onto a 15-inch Toshiba laptop while we went over the many bumps of the Nurburgring.
- "Whoah!"
Gareth - "Stay calm, Hiroto. Panic is your biggest enemy."
Gareth - "Don't take too much of the kerb!"
Gareth - "That's it, hit the apex!"
The lap times started tumbling. 7'20. 7'17. 7'15. 7'13. 7'10. I was sweating like the proverbial pig, but I was enjoying it.
I wasn't taking too much kerb in the corners. The car handled perfectly.
I got into a duel with a Calsonic Skyline.
I passed it after a lap. When I passed it, the driver waved at me.
- "What's with the wave?"
Gareth - "You're actually somewhat famous among racing drivers."
Was my white and red helmet
that distinctive?
The 5-speed gearbox was limiting me to 280km/h, which became annoying after a while.
Gareth - "Ease off the throttle, you don't want to overheat the engine!"
The car rattled as I went over the kerbs, with a Pennzoil Skyline in my sights.
I put him under pressure and I was right up his exhaust. Which isn't good when they're expelling hot gases.
With less downforce, and therefore less drag, I could easily pass the Pennzoil Skyline in a drag race.
-
"Sayonara!"
Gareth - "Just hit the apex there..."
I tried passing a Raybrig NSX...
...but, I carried too much speed into the corner and understeered.
I didn't matter, as my car was quicker on the straights.
I then passed a Loctite NSX a lap later, on the same straight that I passed the Raybrig NSX on.
Gareth - "Ride the banking!"
Gareth yelled this each time we approached Karussell.
Gareth - "Keep the car off the grass!"
My use of the kerbs had to be bad for the tyres. But it didn't matter, as I was driving out of my skin on my 10th time around.
Gareth - "Christ on ice skates, you're 6 seconds up on your last time!"
There was no time to look at the scenery. Besides, this wasn't Gareth's Mitsubishi.
Gareth - "Hey, I thought we gave up on that!"
- "I said that out loud?"
Gareth - "You also laughed, you jackass."
I did a 4-wheel drift, just like I used to do with my Skyline on the
touges around Suzuka City.
I heard a loud exhaust note that wasn't coming from the BMW.
Gareth struggled to hold onto his laptop, as I went into full attack mode.
As we were about to land, I saw out of the corner of my eye that Gareth was bracing himself.
Gareth - "ARGH!"
The car landed hard. Although we had been over this bump 9 times before, I was going full throttle this time. Gareth almost dropped his laptop.
I stayed in the slipstream of the Alfa Romeo in front, which I had caught up with.
I dived down the inside of him at Kleine-Karussell. He waved his fist at me in anger.
- "Crap!"
Gareth - "I guess this guy lives his life by 'rubbing is racing'!"
At the next corner, though, I managed to lose him, thanks to what was probably the BMW's lighter weight.
However, he chose a quicker racing line, and unlike me, he hit the apex perfectly.
Over the main straight, I lost him, as the Alfa couldn't keep up with the BMW, which had been turbocharged. Still, I had to keep my foot from fully flooring it because I didn't want it to redline.
Through the last S-bends, I braked while still turning. My heart was beating rapidly.
Even though I put both right wheels on the grass, I still wasn't unnerved.
As I cross the line, Gareth checks the laptop.
Gareth - "Oh my God...Hiroto..."
I took my foot off the throttle. I could feel that the tyres were falling apart.
- "Yeah?"
Gareth - "You just did...a 6'56.392. My best is a 6'58.781. You're faster than me. You did only 10 laps, and you're faster than me. Wait 'til Maria hears this..."
Just then, Gareth's phone rang. It's not a good idea to use your phone in a racing car...
After a minute, he hung up.
Gareth - "That was Maria. Otto has died."
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Fact file: Gareth O'Neill
Age: 26
Specialty: Nurburgring, 4WD
Home track: Nurburgring Nordschliefe
Likes: Gran Turismo, Grand Theft Auto IV, Arsenal F.C., Quentin Tarantino movies, crime books, The Sopranos
Hates: The Orange Order, Disney, Chelsea F.C., Uwe Boll and his movies, South Dubliners, Anglo-Irish Bank, Rupert Murdoch