High School

[Ranman20]

I just farted. Lol

 

[Slash]

I just farted. Lol

Off topic much?

 

[Emptyone]

Spam spam egg and spam?

Anyway, I have another Uni interview tomorrow, getting the train at 6:09 plus it wants AAA, so I won't be too disappointed if I don't make the cut. Completely overworked with practical resits and school generally at the moment, but not to long till Easter at least.

 

[Ranman20]

Off topic much?

Sorry i was being random. But today we had SAT's and I didn't sign up so I sat my butt all day in a classroom with the loudest student in my school. I thought I was gonna die today. And I left my lunch in my locker, I'm vintage I actually bring lunch. But some lady said your not suppose to be up here(locker on 3rd floor) and she said were testing. In my head I'm like lady then why aren't you doing your job and stop sucking me.

 

[otakukid96]

2 students got in a fight during 5th period. Everyone initially thought that they were just acting out part of the play we were doing, but after about 10 seconds, everyone realized it was serious.

 

[LancerEvo7]

I had a snow day.

 

[saxplayer1998]

I had a snow day.

Lucky, you got the same storm I got, but you live where it's colder, you got snow, I got rain.

 

[Callum B]

We had sun... sun! I put on one too many layers in P.E because I anticipated it to be bitter but I ended up boiling alive.

 

[BubbleBelly542]

I had a snow day.

Same. It was nice not being at school. It's becoming unbearable.

 

[Slash]

One kid got his diploma revoked because he was on 'shrooms at school once. Another kid got suspended for half the year for jokingly pulling a knife on his friend.

You should see what some of my friends come doped up on...and then take more during lunch. That's how I got into some of that stuff. Lucky me though I knew when to stop and am now taking the necessary measures to be sober 👍

Also, we pull knives all the time on our buddies, along with lighters etc. Some friend that kid was.

We had a legit food fight last year, and the people involved stayed after school for about a month scrubbing the bathrooms. I sat back, and I watched the melee. It was turning into a fist fight as it got broken up. I asked the lunchlady if she was angry, and she said that she enjoyed it because food fights almost never happen I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

We had them all the time in Elementary school. Ketchup packets got squirted on the ceiling and the blotches are still there nearly 10 years later lol. Also got it up the nose once, that's all I could smell for 2 weeks was ketchup.

On top of that we'd fling pudding or apple sauce off spoons along with corn and peas and everything else haha. Oranges or apples would get chucked and it would get chaotic. Was like a war zone. One got so bad they had to call the cops to get everyone to settle down because the administration couldn't control it

Sorry i was being random. But today we had SAT's and I didn't sign up so I sat my butt all day in a classroom with the loudest student in my school. I thought I was gonna die today. And I left my lunch in my locker, I'm vintage I actually bring lunch. But some lady said your not suppose to be up here(locker on 3rd floor) and she said were testing. In my head I'm like lady then why aren't you doing your job and stop sucking me.

I hate when people always get into your business. I'd be like I'll leave when I leave.

There was spaghetti on the ceiling. I don't remember exactly, but around 20 had to go home to change clothes. My table was on the complete opposite side of the mosh pit. When I saw some of the putrid cafeteria food get on the ceiling fan, I made the statement, "Now the 🤬 has hit the fan."

In middle school a kid got expelled for throwing a lit cigarette into a trash can to set it on fire, in elementary school, a kid got suspended for a knife, but in high school, I'm only a freshie so not much has happened yet, but I have witnessed some stuff. Not gonna say just what, but it wasn't pretty or pleasant. But I will say that two girls got into a fight and milk went everywhere, it was funny.

I knew a kid who stole a chicks binders (chick was a legit bitch) and put them in the dumpster and set the dumpster on fire. No one ever found out who did it. M80s have been set off before, goldfish in the swimming pool etc. We can be very bad. People used to put sanitary pads on peoples lockers and gum on the back of locker handles :/

 

[saxplayer1998]

I knew a kid who stole a chicks binders (chick was a legit bitch) and put them in the dumpster and set the dumpster on fire. No one ever found out who did it. M80s have been set off before, goldfish in the swimming pool etc. We can be very bad. People used to put sanitary pads on peoples lockers and gum on the back of locker handles :/

We don't have a pool, but we always put condoms on people gym lockers, and we put "stuff" in it just lotion, but it's all the same to us. Ahhhhh practical jokers we are. In other news, one of my "friends" leaves with iPhone in his backpack and at lunch we once took it out while he wasn't looking, when he found out he got so made he rage quit from out lunch table. We said "thats what you get when you leave your phone in you backpack, everyone else leaves it in their pockets. Cuz we is smarticles.

 

[Slash]

Yeah I've seen people throw lunch trays full food at people over stupid stuff. We used to blow up condoms and fill them with a little bit of water and throw them at people XD

 

[saxplayer1998]

Yeah I've seen people throw lunch trays full food at people over stupid stuff. We used to blow up condoms and fill them with a little bit of water and throw them at people XD

Fun with condoms. If you know what I mean

 

[Slash]

Fun with condoms. If you know what I mean

I totally got where you're going with that XD

 

[cnd01]

Yeah I've seen people throw lunch trays full food at people over stupid stuff. We used to blow up condoms and fill them with a little bit of water and throw them at people XD

We would leave the wrappers on the really old teacher's trash cans. One time a guy blew one up until it popped in the middle of the library. Somehow no one ever got caught.

 

[Slash]

Haha that is awesome

 

[saxplayer1998]

That moment in the cafeteria when someone pops a bag and the entire cafeteria goes "awwwwwwwww" and the lunch ladies go bat:censored: like someone yelled "BOMB!!!" in an airport.

 

[cnd01]

That moment in the cafeteria when someone pops a bag and the entire cafeteria goes "awwwwwwwww" and the lunch ladies go bat:censored: like someone yelled "BOMB!!!" in an airport.

Try this: drink the milk out of the cartons. Then fold the top down making the carton a cube. Then set it down and stomp it. Its really loud if performed correctly.

 

[saxplayer1998]

Try this: drink the milk out of the cartons. Then fold the top down making the carton a cube. Then set it down and stomp it. Its really loud if performed correctly.

Yea, that was an old camp trick. The problem is that the milk is terrible and people stomp it full. I wonder what happens next.

 

[Slash]

I love those moments lol. I had a kid sit on a milk once and it splattered everywhere lol. And a chip bag....it was the same kid XD

I want to do that in the library now XD sounds like a good time.


Also a friend of mine burped over a minute long burp so loud that it shut up an entire set of 600 screaming elementary kids, in 4th grade lol. Everyone literally went silent, turned around and stared at him. His face went beat red and he pointed to the kid next to him lol

 

[saxplayer1998]

Whats good is you take the ketchup packets and go to the bathroom and place them under the seat stoppers so when people go to sit down, they get ketchup all over their junk.

 

[cnd01]

One day, we detonated a stink bomb in English. The teacher wasn't paying attention. We all knew what was going on, so when someone finally stepped on it, everyone slammed their heads down on the desks like a hand grenade went off. It stunk for at least 30 minutes. The teacher thought someone farted.

 

[saxplayer1998]

One day, we detonated a stink bomb in English. The teacher wasn't paying attention. We all knew what was going on, so when someone finally stepped on it, everyone slammed their heads down on the desks like a hand grenade went off. It stunk for at least 30 minutes. The teacher thought someone farted.

Quite a someone.

 

[LancerEvo7]

Last year in English, we put baby powder in the ventilator and got the teacher to turn it on.

Also, another class, same teacher, threw the phone out the window when there was a sub.

 

[cnd01]

Quite a someone.

It was priceless. Again, no one was in trouble.

 

[Slash]

Whats good is you take the ketchup packets and go to the bathroom and place them under the seat stoppers so when people go to sit down, they get ketchup all over their junk.

My dad told me to do that XD

Last year in English, we put baby powder in the ventilator and got the teacher to turn it on.

Also, another class, same teacher, threw the phone out the window when there was a sub.

I want to try this lol. Once someone set off a bottle rocket down the hall. Got suspensed though. He claims it was totally worth it XD

We used to throw paper airplanes out the window lol Teachers got pissed. They let us play poker and Black Jack though all the time so no complaining. XD

 

[saxplayer1998]

Last year in English, we put baby powder in the ventilator and got the teacher to turn it on.

Also, another class, same teacher, threw the phone out the window when there was a sub.

Once a kid threw a pencil out the window by mistake when there was a sub, so we threw the kid out the window to get it. The sub just so happens to be a former NYPD officer.

 

[Slash]

Once a kid threw a pencil out the window by mistake when there was a sub, so we threw the kid out the window to get it. The sub just so happens to be a former NYPD officer.

We had a security guard as a sub once and no one knew it until there was a fight....the guy ran over and tackled the one kid XD Like completely PLOWED this kid, knocked the wind out of him.


I was like that is the most badass thing I've ever seen XD

 

[saxplayer1998]

The problem is that all teachers are on guard in some room at all times. It would be VERY hard in my school.

 

[cnd01]

Once a kid threw a pencil out the window by mistake when there was a sub, so we threw the kid out the window to get it. The sub just so happens to be a former NYPD officer.

Who thought of that? That's hilarious.