How would you kill Bob?

[Fastlap]

I recently decided to level the number 2 out of my bob. Hadn´t driven aspec for a while and it just hit me, I don´t know why. So the last couple of days I spent bspec racing while I watch TV or cook or whatever.

I have to say that he is doing pretty well actually. He doesn´t spin out anymore (or very very very rarely), he can control pretty much every car I give to him, and he is able to win races without being in a ridicolously overpowered car.

He is Lvl 17 right now btw. Does anybody know a car that is fast enough for him to win the classic sportscar thing? I tried everything, maxed out cobras, vettes, the sema buick, even a stratos. No luck yet (the cobra came closest).

On Topic: I´d still shoot him in the balls and let him bleed to death for the crap he pulled on me in the beginning though.

 

[calan_svc]

Force him to moderate the GT5 section.

LOL

 

[StevenDunn99]

There is nothing wrong with Bob, mine has performed very, very well. Bob is like you and I, a victim of GT5's B-Spec.

 

[Harley45]

Force him to moderate the GT5 section.

Now that is really Cruel

 

[Ecchi-BANZAII!!]

Put him in a Subaru 360 then go Carmageddon on him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbYdI9JfBag
Hoho FTW

 

[nando2323]

Force him to grind Indy with a Prius until his head imploded. That would be most torturous indeed.

 

[netnai]

I would seat my dear Bob in a comfortable chair right in the middle of the cross in the top gear track during the WWII challenge.

If he/she/it survives the first impact, just when moves his/hers/its buttocks, i would scream by radio "Slow down!"... and what a beautiful show...

 

[Tommy_861]

Force him to moderate the GT5 section.

They said kill him not put him in a mental home!

 

[reverand33]

launch him off an aircraft carrier in a nitrous jag

 

[Vince_Fiero]

I wanted mine to go in style.

My idea was to have him crash a Nissan SKYLINE GT-R into a yacht in Monaco.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Make him drive a Toyota and have the throttle "stuck".

 

[SohnVonStig]

Make him drive a Toyota and have the throttle "stuck".

I feel like a prius stuck on "full-throttle" isn't THAT dangerous.

 

[tigersharkdude]

"I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna watch him die on his own."

 

[Harley45]

1) Find the Crappiest Car in your Garage

2) Fill it (virtually of course ) with Semtex .

3) Tune the Car to the Hilt , Huge Turbo .

4) Set the Brakes to 0 front and rear

5) Put the Percussion/Blasting/Ignitor Cap on the Front Bumper/Fender

6) Send Bob to Daytona .

7 ) Stand well back as you hit the Pace Up command .

 

[RedBullRacer]

I love bob too, but if he must go, I think I would eat him.

 

[sumbrownkid]

I feel like a prius stuck on "full-throttle" isn't THAT dangerous.

Well it is dangerous to pedestrians who are hard of hearing.

 

[FT-1]

Strap him up in a chair and make him listen to Justin Bieber songs 24/7 on max volume.

 

[dabest2500]

Since he likes spinning so much, I would put him in a washing machine, turn it on so that it spins inside and then also spin the washing machine itself.

 

[Sum1s2pid]

launch him off an aircraft carrier in a nitrous jag

This. Great minds something, something...

 

[E28]

Park a pink prius facing a cliff edge. Fit with huge turbo. Add explosives in the boot. Add 1 bob. Press pace up repeatedly. Watch fireworks.

 

[will4noobs]

drive him into a river of petrol and drown him in a duped X1

 

[Luminis]

Strap him onto the X2010 and watch as he's torn apart by the G-force and the air as the car's approaching 450km/h

 

[xNEVER-ONEx]

Send him to one last race at Daytona, and cut the brake lines. That way, he has no choice but to keep going around and around and win me the race. Stopping after that is his problem.

 

[thechosenwonton]

Cram a solid rocket booster up his arse and launch him into space.

Or at least into a parking lot from a few thousand feet.

 

[Motorhowl]

My Bob is already dead.

...He bought the Enzo.

 

[will4noobs]

hahahaha ^

 

[Counter_Z23]

My Bob is only level 11 and he never spins anymore now even if he goes into the red zone.

I don't want to kill him yet.

 

[JTSnooks]

Considering I was about to kill myself after 5 laps of Grand Valley East in a Prius, I'd just put him in one for the B-spec-appropriate 10 laps and he'll be dead by lap 7.

 

[Luminis]

Also: This. I'd love to see it!

 

[daspianist]

Strap him to Justin Bieber. Put them both in the car off the movie death proof. Go for a drive around Daytona Speedway and hit the brakes before each corner like bob does so they get made and break every bone in there body and die slowly. Painfully. Awsomely.

I think Bob may derive too much enjoyment from this initial set up.