How would you kill Bob?

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4 of my 5 bobs are good but the first bob i hired needs to die a death so painfull. I would just put him on his favorite track. (NURB) because him and that track has some type of akward relationship so i will place him at the end of the straight tell him to look the opposite way andd take 15 of my good friends down the straight in 1000 hp cars and see what happens
 
Fit an X2010 or a Minolta with an Ejector seat with no parachute. Push Bob as hard as he can down la sarthes straight then at max speed send him up in the air. Don't care where he lands but it'll be a long way away and he'll be dead. BYE BYE R.Simon
 
Since I have many millions and my bob has been a huge part of my GT success, I would take him to Vegas and rent him a president suite, spend a million or two in prostitutes and 6 kilos of cocaine. Let my loyal racer go out like every man should; Knee deep in crack and crack.

Then I would restore my save off USB and do it all over again.
 
I would repeatedly smash him over the head with a spiked baseball bat, while shouting 'overtake', 'pace up' and 'maintain pace' at him.
 
I would make him manager of his own race team and make myself his driver. See how he likes a stubborn git who won't listen. He eventually would kill himself :D
 
I love my bob and if he was to perish it would have to be from a heartattack after sexing himself though the Miss Universe lineup from 2010.
 
I would have the car in front of him be armed with oil slick (al la Spyhunter) it should be a sure shot since he doesn't want to pass cars without my direct order. Think spyhunter crash noise has he hit the wall at whatever speed the car in front of him is going definitely not the speed he could be going.
 
At this point, I'm kind of leaning toward tying him to the bumper of my Viper ACR and going for about 50 laps at Daytona....
 
How would you kill Bob?

ohhh this is good one! I would kill him all ways described above combined!👍
 
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